Candace Competition
Lifeguard. ''Go, ma'am, leave your child! There's no time! Save yourself!''
Truck-driving girl. ''Now let me tell you all the story 'bout a truck driving girl
In a custom made monster truck she took for a whirl
That little speed demon's gonna be a star
With her learner's permit and an adult in the car''
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Candace Competition
Covered in Hair. ''That's not professor Herbert Fonzworth Weatherman Jones, that's the rare tangerine orangutan!''
Cou de Crayon. ''You do realize that's French for pencil neck?''
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