#(unrelated I know why ppl ship hicctooth bc monsterfuckers love a good dragon but also hdbdbdk WHYYY I fuckin hate it as a ship hdbdvdjd

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things I didnt expect to see when looking for httyd fic to read:

dream smp fic. like, several of them. all by different authors and relatively high up in the list when sorting by kudos

I’ve never watched dream smp and I never will but what about it compels people to make httyd aus for it?????

#I was expecting rise of the brave tangled dragons fic. and even the two marvel crossovers I’m not surprised at esp given thor and loki exist #but shitty minecraft man and his friends????? why #they’re like on page. two and three by kudos when filtering out the hicctooth slash? so like 1000+ kudos????? I don’t understand it jdbdbdk #(unrelated I know why ppl ship hicctooth bc monsterfuckers love a good dragon but also hdbdbdk WHYYY I fuckin hate it as a ship hdbdvdjd #they are BEST FRIENDS and BROTHERS okay. also usually it’s from httyd1 and hiccup’s a fucking Child y’all #not judging the monsterfucker appeal god knows I’ve read and enjoyed fic that veers in that direction for other fandoms #but holy shit. their friendship means so much to me. and also hiccup’s a teenager. please dont be gross #I think it’s my most disliked ship and in fact one of my only hated ships. I also dont like phineas/ferb but thats bc it smacks of incest #even if tEcHniCaLLy tHeY’Re sTeP-BrOthErS aNd nOt ReLatEd but thats a hatred that’s half fueled by having fucking morals #and the other half is. well actually it’s all morals jdbdvsk even if they’re not related Technically they see each other as brothers so #WHICH SWINGS BACK AROUND TO HICCTOOTH they ALSO see each other like that so Fucka You jdbdbdbd #I’m just more passionate in my dislike abt hicctooth bc I imprinted on it like a baby bird and it rearranged my dna #dw did a little bit too but I think I always found space shit interesting before it just not as strongly #pre-httyd I didnt particularly care about dragons either way but now I’m like fUCK YEAAAAAHHH D R A G O N S #anyway. yeah what’s up with the dream smp httyd aus) #the bon speaks #httyd movies