#(naturally with the discovery of the one piece pirate king has become a completely meaningless title

[lorillee]

cant wait for op's 2nd gen sequel, following hancock and luffys child, buffy, in two piece: buffy the vampire slayer

#people on the subreddit say this all the time its such an overdone joke but it makes me laugh every time #naruto really traumatized all of them i think #as i mentioned earlier ive been cleaning out my drafts and this made me laugh bc #last night goosewhisker and i were drafting a concept for a really. really really terrible one piece 2nd gen #naturally with buffy being the main character #his goal is to become king of the pirates and also kill all vampires #(naturally with the discovery of the one piece pirate king has become a completely meaningless title #but it wouldnt be a true second gen if we didnt regurgitate the source material in the most meaningless way possible) #in his goal to become the greatest vampire killer he will also become the greatest swordsman #bc in order to kill the only vampire he knows (mihawk) he needs to. well. beat him #zoro has given up on being worlds greatest swordsman because hes having a midlife crisis and disillusioned with life and stuff #just in case you were curious #also if you were wondering why buffy is a boy its because if it was a real 2nd gen shounen we have to be sexist #so we cant have a girl as the protag #one piece #lorillee.txt