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#(cause zooble is Ashley and Michael is jax)
keithbutgay · 5 months
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Jax and Zooble but it's things Michael and Ashley have said
Going to keep saying these until they're animated. Here we go
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Jax: *singing* 'Tis the season to be horny, fa la la la la la la la la
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Zooble: Speaking of furries, Jax is-
Jax: *off in the distance* I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY, ZOOBLE!
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Jax: *after leaving to get his wallet* I'm back. I have my wallet
Zooble: Why don't you just have it on you?
Jax: ...Cause I wasn't wearing pants.
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Jax: I can play the Rugrats theme! *smashes keyboard*
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Jax: Last night Zooble needed help sleeping, and so I started reading Fifty Shades of Gray as a bedtime story. They immediately started strangling me
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poetic-jester · 28 days
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