#(Being criminals and all. Yup. 8T)

[red-hemlock]

❝ i'll survive. somehow, i always do. ❞

From the Villain Starters! @mad-hunts

"Hmm... Tragically bleak, yet still containing some flicker of 'hope' underneath all of that nasty, nitty-gritty gloom-"

Fingertips meet against bars, idle in their trace down the length of cold metal and flecked dust; and patient in their boredom. There's a faint sound, it echoes as her index curls and scratches the tail-end of a red nail against the surface's faded luster. Who knows if he was speaking to her directly, but even the barest bones of a conversation was better than sitting here, listening to him seemingly mumble to himself.

"Sounds like the skeleton to a most scintillating romance novel, darling. You should definitely stash that one away for a rainy-day: you just might be the next millionaire in the making."

#mad-hunts #(You know 'cuz like.) #(You're both not already kinda millionaires of some kind.) #(Being criminals and all. Yup. 8T) #(LOLOLOL '50 Shades of Grey' rewrite by Barton Mathis when tho? xD <3) #(I envisioned them being in jail in opposite cells when I wrote this but still left it fairly vague if you prefer it set somewhere else!)