#( i give u a bastard )

[glittter-skeleton]

Ted and Jenny, I personally prefer thinking they were generally insufferable

#the only things we know of her is liked Ted and wants to do edibles at her own wedding #she was Not normal #people can’t change That much he was pretty shitty before Jenny left #not AS MUCH obv but u know maybe it’s a good thing they never got together #NEVER allowed to babysit anyone EVER #I meant to give him like the bangs in the bottom but just automatically drew Owen and only noticed why he looked off in EDITING #fanart #v's art #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #Jenny starkid #idk she doesn’t have a surname #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #time bastard

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Link to The Terror, which u should watch (x)

#my head hurts but i love the terror. for me the 1st 3 episodes r so so good #but i choose episode one as the best. just gives u that terrible sinking feeling in ur gut #the last 4 episodes lose me a bit. like i lov the thematic stuff but its more fun to watch thr drama on thr boats #poor bastards. ugh god. im so tired. y do i feel worse when i get more sleep? 8hrs of sleep and i feel like garbage. my sleep debt is too #high. ill never recover. i dont even have trouble sleeping i just hate it lol #amc the terror #the terror #poll #polls

[nanamimizz]

jake sully after you are nice to him one time - “you’re a real sweetheart,huh?” it could be checking in on him, leaving some food out specifically for him or just giving him a compliment but he’ll always find a way to flip it back and leaving you flustered, stammering even.

no good deed goes unpunished.

#lamb.talks #human jake you are so fine to me please give me a chance i beg of u #you bastard with ur pretty blue eyes im SICK #avatar x reader #jake sully x reader

[spotsupstuff]

j:DFLFDKF oKAY, huge Pebbles fan here. It's finally nice to see someone who also wants to beat Suns within every inch of his life. I actually like his character too! He's not necessarily a bad person or doesn't care about his friend. It's just his mindset is toxic and he end up dragging Pebbles down with him. He was not a health mentor for Pebbles.

Pebbles was not in a good place mentally and was spiraling hard. Then Suns hands HIM INFORMATION ON HOW tO KIlL hIMSELF?!! SFJ:K BOYO, YoU STupID?!

In the majority of interactions, we see betweeen FP and Suns... Suns needles him when he's vulnerable, fails to use his singular emotional braincell when consoling his friend, and then gives him the how-to-shoot yourself list while assuming Pebbles wouldn't attempt it?? Don't get me wrong. Pebbles isn't excused from choices.

The difference is Pebbles is young for an iterator. He's quite obviously still reeling from his literal creators/parents leaving their entire species to rot. We don't know a whole lot about Suns, but my assumption is his natural reaction to the mass ascension was cynicism. This is not a healthy attitude to project onto your mentee who's in a vulnerable state. Suns was old enough to know better. Pebbles not so much.

(Okay I know Pebbles is probably older than the average human, but his attitude has always reminded me of a young adult. Like old enough to have more or less developed his world views, but still young enough to rash decisions and not understand the implications of them until it's too late. Canonically, he's still hasn't fully matured if we consider iterators losing their perception of godhood part of growing as people. That or Pebbles just needed to be humbled Iterators may not experience enough in life to be humbled considering they're immobile calculators. So, Pebbles being stuck in that phase for longer than you'd expect isn't uncalled for.)

I don't know if I expressed any of this correctly and will probably make plenty of people mad because I'm misunderstanding Suns character or something. OH WELL HeRE"S thE RAMBLE!

i'mma actually shove you into the main tag i agree with all of this That much GJKSCKLSDMGLK PEOPLE LOOKIT THIS PEBS FAN, THEY KNOW WHAS GOOD, GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!!!!

if anythin, i'll be standin with ya dude. fuck Suns gang rise up. like we two have basically the same idea of Suns wtf,,,

#Spot says stuff #rain world #rw #the!! only thing i wanna gently poke at u about is that Suns' main pronouns are they/them bub! they/he Suns is mucho coolio in my book but- #-the they/them is still primary #Suns bein the group's cynical bastard has been a thing since the beginning im sure so u got That right! their approach to life is not smth- #-youd want in a person thats supposed to be a mentor to a youngling #Pebs could be over 100 but i agree 100% that he gives off the vibes of someone in their like. early twenties. he has absolutely no clue- #-what do with life hes still figuring it out. the idea that the absence of the Ancients actually causes a certain stagnation in his mental- #-development........ oh i fucking love that actually. theres just not enough stimuli anymore to help him develop into more directions!!!

[boxwinebaddie]

I LOVE RMTOLKIEN HES SO COOOOL

thank you!!!! he is my love my life!!! the uncle nina special is making super suave tall dark and handsome tolkien who is effortlessly cool, keeps calm, has immaculate vibes, kisses ur hand when he meets you, is constantly rich guy fly & has a deep, beautiful, elegant voice.

which, omg, speaking of...why do i kinda want to give rm!tolkien a british accent i'm??? KHDSKHDSskd

HE JUST HAS THAT VIBE!!!

listen!!!!! LiSteN!!! i Know there is no canon basis but hes giving me very like grew up in the uk, uber posh, was sent off to super strict rich kid boarding school from k-12 w/ uniforms that cost $100s and one day licherally got into a huge fight w/ his parents & said fuck you guys!!! i'm goin to college in America n becoming a Lawyer!!!

and i...personally think that's kind of Iconique of him?

that way him and kyle can vibe over having accents and tolkiens bein really elegant and relaxing and kyle's being the fucking New Jersey Slaughterhouse. i also just want him to say shit like Oh My Days, Piss Off!!! and i can have clyde make fun of his accent n tolk make fun of clyde 4 doing nasty american boy things/also roast his accent.

i am...reluctantly ~Canonizing It.~

-uncle nina, guilty of watching too much love island uk

#rm!tolkien my beloved #LISTEN I THINK HES BRITISH #IM SORRY IT JUST FEELS RIGHT #i just know he sounds COOL #like he 100% is giving james bond #tolkien when u hand him the spliff: Cheers Mate! xx <3 #legendary he totally winks at u also and squeezes ur hand #OK LIKE IS HE NOT GIVING ENGLISH DIGNIFIED RICH BOY REALNESS W A HEART OF GOLD REBELLING AGAINST VAPID CLASSIST FUCKERY #also clyde really bad accent vc: cHEwsDAy #i'm crying looooooooool #please say you understand #i feel like i am being insane but respectfully everyone i believe in cool posh artist tolkien black sexcc british accent supremacy #thank you and ur welcome #oh my days!!! hdksadls #when are him and clyde gonna have a cheeky lil snog #I'm Waiting #this is just the right answer i'm not taking criticism soz #i love bastardizing and yassifying the sp canon #should i give him and pip history i'm??? JSHDLKSd

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

its so painfully obvious that a lot of these people have genuinely never experienced a better piece of media. it makes me sad fr. like. guy who has only ever seen the dream smp "getting a lot of dream smp vibes from this" im begging you to please go watch a horror movie from the 80s. go read a goosebumps book or a creepypasta for gods sake .

#the joke here is like. everything ive mentioned is cheesy and bad . but its still way fucking better than genloss. #im sorry yall were lied to for two years and are such blind ranboo stans that you cant process anything else but like. its not good #im soooo fucking tired #if anyone ever uses the excuse of 'its intentionally bad!!11!1' again im gonna have a fucking aneurysm #if you have to justify your bad thing as being intentionally bad well. its just not very good then is it. #im genuinely sorry u guys have only ever experienced media put together by 19yr old millionaires #who have no prior experience at writing a plot #and believe me!!! i liked the dsmp!!! i was way into jse for a long time before that!!! ive been there!!!! #but sometimes youbhave to take a step back #and go read an actual book or watch an actual tv show or movie made by people who know what theyre doing. #seeing bastardized horror tropes that are strung together with zero consistency being toted as the greatest #horror series on the internet today is making me irrationally upset. #stop putting down other actually competent horror creators for your dsmp nepo baby . theyre not worth it . #i could fr make a list of every fucking trope ranboo tried and failed to copy in genloss #and give you multiple examples of things that did those tropes better #genloss neg #genloss crit

[captainshyguy]

the conflict between being immensely frustrated that pokemon dlc in general just seems to throw as many new characters at u as possible so they can keep being like 'look at this! look at this new thing! new content!' insted of actually expanding the themes and characters we actually give a shit about, and being relieved that because of those dumbass decsions, i never feel the urge to buy them

#like on one hand i feel jealus seeing people run around finding overworld shiny slugma/minior/araquanid etc #and in general exploring a new place #but like. i have my shiny living dex more or less done. so u cant pull me in with new shinies #especially since the gen 9 dlc shiny locked all the returnign legendaries like KJFSNSJGKJDG WHAT. WHAT ARE U DOING #at least with the swsh one that was the only thing that tempted me and probably would have convinced some peopel to buy it #but they didnt even try that herekndgkjndkjgsg #stingy bastards out here making u pay like £80 all together and u cant even get a shiny zacian? pass #if i can withold from buying the swsh one with shinies i actually need (solgaleo/the tapus) i can certainly withold from scvis one with non #like...sure. new pokemon are tempting. but i can just ask someone with the dlc to get them for me when i next get nintendo nline kjfndsjgkd #pokemon #idk man like. ur not gonna give me more content with arven and the gang? hard pass #maybe there's some but ive heard no one say anything so i doubt it #luke rambles

[cherry-bomb-ships]

In the four years that I've been running a selfship blog, no f/o has ever been on the same level as Jamie to me. Sure, a few have come close, like Hopper or Spamton, and while my feelings haven't faded for any of them, Jamison is just so.. so different. He feels so comfortable and cozy, like he'll always be there for me and I can always count on him to make me smile. I remember so clearly and so fondly the days where I wouldn't be able to think about him without giggling to myself and feeling my heart pound, and even nowadays where we've slipped into a subdued, peaceful love, I still can't think about him without cracking a smile. He's been my one and only sunshine for so long, and I'll probably hold onto him for even longer, as long as I can 🥺💖💖💖 The reason he's my only 3-star f/o on my list is because he's so much more than an f/o to me. He's just a part of my life, a part of me now.

....... SO HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL. AS I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE I'M FEELING A VERY SIMILAR WAY OVER SOME ASSHOLE 4'6" CRINGEFAIL SCIENTIST WHO FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS

#DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MADDENING THIS IS #Y O U SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS TO ME!!!!!! LITTLE BASTARD. GOD #jamie is still absolutely my number one but.... uuuuugh i'll give this a few months and see how it sticks 😭😭😭😭 #LEMONHEADED FUCKING BITCH. I LOVE YOU 😠💖😠💖😠💖😠💖🥺💖 #ruby rambles #💜: love burning like the sun #💜: the man of my schemes

[ccsaga]

this is a public service announcement for everyone to go get @rheallsim's robin skinblend default if you want your townies looking good

#mortimer goth #cc recs #not cc #anyway morimer just has cc hair & a different swatch on his hair & outfit otherwise unedited #the skin works SO good for him #i'd give u a better pic but this is all i got of him before the bastard walked into the sun

[fukaselover]

Kdj is a bastard liar, an asshole, an idiot with no self love, an irreparable man with so many issues, someone that makes everyone suffer while is conscious and isn't at the same time; I hate him sm for making me care for him and love him at the same time

#omniscient reader #omniscient readers viewpoint #orv #kdj #kim dokja #kdj i hate u #but i love u #i wish that you understand that u deserve happiness #and stop making cruel decisions #or i make u live #chaotic bastard #pls someone lock him up #i hate your salvation #i hate your sacrifices #i hate your death #i swear that u r just giving your companions more trauma #fuck u kdj #I love u <3

[00078292]

upcoming verses: general hero verse, saw, thg+pjo[probably will require plotting hehe]

#saw au….i give u a kiss the most important of all #gna end up writing with myself 🥱 hoffman my bastard husband

[opens-up-4-nobody]

i love reading your … posts. idk how long i’ve been following you (years) or what i followed you for but it’s like reading someone’s journal in a thrift shop. a little insight into someone’s mind and life, even though we’re strangers. i know a lot of times it’s a vent or it sounds like you’re stuck in a tired place, but i don’t think you’re the same person that i first followed in a really awesome way. peace and love dude

😭

#im also positive im not the same person u 1st followed #im not even the same person i was in August. def not the same person i was this time last year #which is good. hopefully we're on an upward trajectory lol #but thank u for ur kind words. i post to vent so im not annoying irl but also bc i like reading vent posts bc im nosey and i like to hear #abt the lives of others :-] #unrelated #lol look at me not going to sleep oops #i give back to the other nosey bitches and bastards out there

[silksworn]

not a daddy, but a Father

#already cooking up the Lore... #referred to as 'The Hound' by his former associates #grew up in his father's orc tribe && heavily looked down upon for his elven heritage (bc half orcs only being half human/orc is boooooring! #Drakka meaning dragon and being called his mother's little dragon...... #so of course in childhood a group of children held his face to open flame to see if he truly was a dragon after all :)))) spoiler alert! no #when he finally learned of bhaal it was like breathing for the first time. life had meaning. it had color. he had purpose. #his first offerings to bhaal were his tribesmen who had always disdained of him #aaaaaaand basically i still havent' decided if in game he's going to go full resist or give into his urges or somewhere in between the two #but without his memories of his childhood and how bhaal was his 'salvation'??? i imagine he has a very different outlook on life now HHMMM #drakka ulfgar i just made you a few hours ago but i already love you and i want to write you you big orc bastard. i love u. #☾ ooc ! ❛ —— ( they baldured our gate! )

[dezemberzwolf]

in every single fandom ive ever been in i have heard people complain about like 'wow theres people who will get after you for liking [usually bad guys] all the time its crazy" and it bewilders me every time as a professional villain liker who that has Never Happened To. like i have a force field of just going 'ok i dont care though' that repels anyone who wants to start shit. the only time someone tried to pull me into drama was when i got a legendary hate anon telling me bsd lovecraft was transphobic bc he had long hair and we made fun of them so hard they never came back. like how do i give people my beams of avoiding drama forever

#i used to have a very popular rp blog where my villain did Villain Shit and everyone was just like #yeah thats dez their villains are villainous #no hate anons like other evil bastard likers got #i dont know how!!! #and i saw cloudy just now mention getting accused for making villain content like #girl thats u having stalkers imo!! #but in the larger sense #idk its weird bc it happens to my friends all the time and im like how csan i give u my beams. i have beams

[spotsupstuff]

Whats one silly thing Boreas gets jealous over?

fucking... happiness. being treated right n lovingly. he looks at a baby child laughing while their caring parents smile at them n calls the kid an asshole bitch

#spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #B: unbelievable they are happy. i should be happy too but guess why i am not. | Ori: why dont u just try to be above the- | B: you would- #-not understand. silence. #dear god. #yanno how toxic bastards be. they want smth but refuse to work on themselves to get to it #or give some limitations/ultimatums. 'i cant be happy until they are all dead' ok edgehead suffer indefinitely then #n so the toxic idiot settles for anger n being jealous instead of being smart despite being build for being smart

[s4ray]

“ I will protect you. ” - I'd never lie to you I'd kill yiling patriarch again for you🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so this is from mr righteous xxc

 there were way too many metaphors to be mentioned about this . a lamb offering the wolf security , a man with his head inside a lion's mouth and whispering he'll protect the lion while his neck bleeds . xue yang can't settle for any , he chooses to create something worse than a hostile lion in his head and simply , call it xue yang . he wants to laugh at xingchen until his lungs ache , wants to break his pretty jaw , and all he can do it sit behind the campfire and stare at xingchen's sickly sweet smile like he's been punched in the gut .

 it seems to him , the pale cultivator had found the strategy with which he could defeat something terrible like a lion . he seems to have come to conclusion that tenderness was a greater weapon than his sword , and it was — it leaves xue yang speechless .

 he mentioned a man from his past just once during the dinner , because the brat was whining about a guy who got touchy with her and she had to run before taking all his money . ‘ you're nothing special , brat , we all went through that . so shut up and eat your rabbit meat . ‘ and if a-qing is really blind , she couldn't aim for his wounded knee that precisely and hit him so hard . his knee still throbbed , xingchen hasn't let go of the little story he told to scare a-qing . whether it was the truth or him bragging about his clever ways of getting rid of touchy men , it didn't matter , what mattered was that it horrified the kid . he didn't want to worry xingchen , he genuinely didn't . ❛ . . . daozhang . you always remember everything . ah . ❜   with an annoyed huff and roll of his eyes , xue yang leaned back against the board . toying with the stick he used to eat his meat with , and keeping his gaze low even though xingchen wasn't able to see how ashamed he was . ❛ i don't need protection . i need your piece of meat . i need energy to get better yeah ? are you going to let me starve to death ? huh , daozhang ? give me your food , i will tell you a better story if you do . ❜  while he rambles , he's crawling closer to the older man . sitting beside him on the step , nudging his thinner arm with his , a little harshly to make him sway . playfulness swimming in dark eyes , eagerly smirking , waiting for xingchen's kindness again . ❛ do you like snakes ? hm ? i'm going to tell you a story about snakes . ❜

#mythvoiced #int. #wow lena u weren't joking fr ... #YOU WEREN'T !!!!!! #he's so mean he's like pfft u made me feel soft so i'm going to take ur dinner fuck u #jk he won't. it just amuses him that xingchen actually WILL give him his dinner ... #aqing is sleeping probably i don't want her to witness how soft this gremlin can get #god forbid the kid might grow fond of this bastard