#🥩 beef tings

[hanasnx]

no yeah i need more of the indy x beef love story!! add a cut if you have to (jokey joke i'm not trying to nag) i've got a cup of ice water and a bowl of popcorn beside me (also a joke. the popcorn, not the ice water. it is toasty rn) i'm invested, i'm seated, i'm tuned in!! much love xoxo

part one sorry this took so long

i had this sense of belonging with him. i was already comfortable with him even though we'd only had a handful of conversations. this was a big step for me seeing as how i'd only ever been with people that gave me that thrill in my stomach especially if i was doing something wrong. in this case, that thrill was completely gone, replaced with a sense of safety i'd never felt before besides a friendship that was very dear to me. so i thought i needed to be his friend. i wanted to hang out with him.

i think i decided this when i went out walking late at night because its my favorite thing to do and it started pouring rain so i went to the little mailbox garage to keep my phone/earbuds dry otherwise i wouldnt have minded the rain. but i was sitting there and i found myself wanting to run into him. i was wishing he'd, for some reason, come check his mail so that we could talk more.

now that its decided that i knew i wanted to be closer to him, i did not have a game plan. instead, i applied the logic i usually would apply to this situation: if it's meant to be it'll come back. because i was too scared to make a move when he came in for coffee in the morning. we said our usual hellos etc but i did not give him my number. i was disappointed, even though it was my own fault, because its rare that i see him twice in one day. so the "if it's meant to be it'll come back" was kind a way out for me, 1) i wouldnt have to do the thing i was dreading, creating a sense of relief 2) but that would mean i dont get to do the thing i wanted to do, creating a sense of disappointment.

i was working all day and my boss left early, which means that when i went home for lunch, i put on non-corporate dress code socks because my feet were cold. ones that her micro-managing ass would've noticed and told me to take off. but i was behind the desk, it was nearing the end of the day, no one would notice my crazy socks. my coworker that knew i liked this guy was sitting next to me, and my head maintenance guy who didnt know and could not know. we were all talking when beef came in.

like i said before, it was rare to see him twice in one day, so my stomach did a flip. it meant i had to give him my number, i made that commitment. i wrote it down on a sticky note, waiting for my chance. but my maintenance guy wouldnt leave, and beef was making his coffee. i was running out of time. i didnt know how to find a situation to give it to him in which my maintenance guy wouldnt see it because i knew his ass would report me or hold it over my head. and beef left before i could figure it out.

crestfallen, i hadnt fulfilled my commitment. i was really upset with myself, it was perfect. he came back just like he was supposed to, just like the mantra. if it's meant to be it will come back.

i was beating myself up for it tbh. "you always do this shit, indy, you always do this shit." which is so rare considering how kind i am to myself, which goes to show just how upset i was at myself for not manning up about it.

some time passed and it was probably the last thirty minutes of the day, so i was gonna go put the golf cart back. i was walking out when something told me to go back to my desk, so i went back, and i grabbed the sticky note with my number on it. to this day i have no idea why i did that. something came over me that i went back to my desk and grabbed the sticky note with my number on it to shove into my pocket to take with me. maybe it was because i didnt want other people to see it on my desk, but i couldve just thrown it away.

i drive around and i go the longways because i usually did that. its about evening time, the sky is orange, im still upset over earlier.

and i see in the distance a familiar silhouette. one i've seen a thousand times. it was beef roller blading alongside his running dog. i cant believe my eyes it was like magic. i was genuinely, to my core, shocked. a third time. a third time in one day.

he goes to the sidewalk to let me pass, but i turn in to a parking spot like a mad man. i am determined to get this over with. a third time in the same day, ive never seen him three times in one day, this had to be it. i have to give him the number and miraculously i brought the fucking note with me. i march up, i say "hi (name), hi (dogs name)" quick asf. "dont look at my socks" i tell him because im still wearing the crazy socks that dont go with my shoes or outfit and the first thing he fucking does is look down at my socks. he laughs at them. i hand him the note "call me if you wanna hangout sometime." i say and get back in the cart to take it to the garage.

an hour later he texts. "hi :) this is (name)" and we text for hours. paragraphs about our pasts and shows we like and what we do for fun, everything. at one point he texts that he feels like he needs to say that hes "not ready for a relationship, and hes happy being friends" and i said "thats fine because thats why i gave you my number. to hang out" which is true. i asked him if he wanted to go around the community yard sale on thursday with me, and he said yes.

around 11 o clock that day, we meet up, and i remember he looked me up and down. he gave me that scan. it was subtle but i was like oh?

we walked around together and i got a bunch of stuff for my roommates cats and a lemon soap dispenser for my roommate who loves lemons etc. beef hasnt gotten anything, but he helps me carry my stuff :) he had insisted on it. at one point we come across a collection of framed paintings, and he looks particularly taken with a small portrait of a snowy landscape with a man in furs. he sets it back down. i check the price, its $5 so i buy it for him. he looks touched.

we text a little for the next week, but he says hes really busy with work and has to focus on that so i give him that space. at one point i subtly try to hang out with him late at night using the excuse of putting our crystals out for the full moon, and he says that he'd love to but can't, and i had to backtrack and act like i wasnt trying to hang out 💀

towards the end of that week, i had started texted with an ex-best-friend of mine we'll call her EBF. ebf invited me to a kava bar, then asked if her boyfriend could come, i said no that makes me uncomfortable bcos i dont know her boyfriend, she says "oh then i cant go", im like wow i wonderrr why we stopped being friends u pos but whateverrr so i said "if you get to bring someone, i get to bring someone" and invited beef. i said "hey i know its short notice but im going out tonight at a kava bar you should come" he says "great! give me the address ill be there" so i do. while im getting ready, EBF texts to cancel last minute. fucking dick n balls, right? so i had to text beef to be like "hey man so sorry but my friend cancelled. do you still wanna go just us?" and he says yea :)

he picks me up and at one point i pay a compliment to myself, i say i've got nice curves. he looks at me while hes got a spare moment driving and gives me a little once over again... and says "yeah, you do have nice curves" i couldve died

we talk about anything and everything on the way here, at the kava bar, and then when we take a walk. we walk up and down that strip for like an hour and a half. we drive back to the community and we take another walk. when i look at my phone after all this walking and talking it realize its 2am and we started hanging out at 7pm. so i have to run back home bcos ive gotta get ready for work in 6 hours.

the next day my roommates rly wanna meet him, so invite him over to hang with them. after that, i walk him home, and spent a bit of time with him there. i tell him im cold, and he says "heres my favorite hoodie". i go home and spend a few hours apart at my place. we keep texting, and he says "let me know if you wanna play some games tonight" as in like online, but i was like "im literally packing up my ps3 to bring over rn" bcos he had mentioned he wanted to play black ops 2 and i was feeling spontaneous. around midnight im back at his place and we play games until way later, and im feeling too tired to keep playing so we put on a movie and we "cuddle" which was kind of spooning but he kept his crotch away from my ass. (he tells me later that the reason he did that was because he got a boner laying down with me)

we fall asleep watching rio, our first sleepover. he had set an alarm for me so that i wouldnt miss work and i didnt even ask.

the next day he asked me to come over again. he cooks me dinner. we have another sleepover. i got to work, and then i go right back to his place. that night we're sitting and facing one another in the dark, that invisible string is pulling us together. he's murmuring, "i don't wanna be friends. i wanna be your boyfriend." and we kiss. its soft and slow, and it marks may 7th our anniversary.

since our first sleepover, i did not sleep again at my own place, which means that before we were officially dating, we were technically living together first.

#🥩 beef tings #indy lore #indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon

[diorsimss]

AMONG US - CHAPTER 1

DEATH AMONG US

It was 7:30An. You started into the mirror at your poopy brown chocolate eyes. It had been days since your departure from earf and all you had eaten was a single slab of freeze dried corned beef casserole. You jump at the sudden pounding on the poo room door. “AYO are you gonna be much longer? That corned beef stuff is going right through me”. You ignored his cries of distress as you continued to contemplate why you agreeded to the mission in the first place. Suddenly the sound of liquid splattering followed by the screams of the crew mates startled you. “FUCK PLEASE BRO PLEASE” pleaded Jake, clenching for dear life. “Y/N OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”. Sighing, you finally decided to open the door. Jake who had fallen to his knees was covered in his own green watery diarreah. You gagged, closing the door as quickly as you had opened it, passing out from the rancid smell of jakes shit which had began leaking under the door.

Your eyes fluttered open as you hear the faint sounds of slurping. The space shuttle had fallen awfully quiet for the first time in days. You slowly get to your feet as you go to open the toilet door. Cautiously opening the door, you open the door as you peer outside the door while opening the door. You see a jungwon lapping up the contents that had spilled out of jakes bowels. “EWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!” You screamed, alerting the others. The boy looked up at you with beady eyes, the beany substance smothered across his face. “Ich bin Schnabelbub” he explained before scurrying off on all fours.

[He looked like this}

“Ich bin schnabelbub”

“What happened??” Said a familiar voice. Suddenly your best friend grace peaked her head around the corner. “And what’s that delicious smell?”. “That weird German boy was eating the poo of the floor” “what German boy??” “Don’t you remember? The one that was playing with the roaches on the carpet last week?”. “Idk what u talking about girl you crazy”. Grace strutted aray, her cheeks flapping in slow motion due to the low gravity. You follow her into the space station to meat 🥩 up with your fellow crew mates. The crowded entrance to the space station smelt of weed, b.o and cheeseburgers. “Deine Kacke ist lecker” said the little German bug. “Does anybody know what that guy is saying?” Said soobin. “That’s a guy?” Said sunghoon. “He says we should split up to tour the space station and meat 🥩 back in the cafeteria in an hour” said pooningkai. “tharts a grayt ideaur” sayed heeseung. “shut the fuck up you poofta you aren’t foolin anyone with that bum ass accent” sez jake.

You and bad girl ting grace split once again from the group to tour the station. “That Australian guy was so hot” she says as you make your way towards the reactor. “Who? Jake? He alright I guess” you say. “No the other one who’s arse is always clenched. He told me he was born and raisined in sidknee” (i just scratched my ear and smelt it and it smells like taco mince that’s all <3). “You mean heeseung? He’s literally not even Australian he’s from Denmark”. “You don’t need to be so fucking jealous of me Y/N. It’s not my fault that you can’t even get one guy because your Pussy STINKS. Why can’t you just be happy that I’ve finally found the Australian man of my dreams you fucking whore”. “As if you don’t have HIV” you snap back. “You’re not supposed to tell nobody” tears threaten to speel from bad gal ting graces i’s. “I’m sorry grace that was too far I apologise” you say grabbing you besties fat greasy chicken hands. Together you walk to the cafeteria together as you walk together to the cafeteria together. As you enter the cafeteria together you notice all but two of the crew m8s are gathered. You see sunoo sitting alone on the verge of tears. “What’s up fam?” You say not really giving a fuck. “Nikis bean missing for four and a half minites and I can’t find him anywhere!!” You slam your hands against the table and you push yourself up and back from the table. “WOAHH that’s CRAzE fam I don’t give a fUUUUCKK”. You make your way back over to baddie grace you is staring intensely at her ‘Aussie Man’. “OI U GOT DAT BIG FAT BUNDA AYE” heeseung says, delivering a slap to the fat arse in front of him. An arse that wasn’t baddie grace’s. “HWell I never!!” Squeals hueningkai turning around as he clasps his cheeks. The cafeteria falls silent as all heads turn to the door that had just opened on the other side of the cafeteria. Niki enters the cafeteria with an emotionless expression before break dancing to the song to ‘let’s get loud’ by Jennifer Lopez. The room is still silent as he gets up off the floor and joins the group who aren’t even slightly phased by his grand entrance. “Guys beomgyus still missing. He told me he was needed to shit an hour ago” jay says with a concerned look on his face. “Did anyone feed him cheese on the trip up? That stuff has him on the toilet for yonks”. “Ew TMI” gagged taehyun. Jungwon drops from the ceiling and crashes onto the table below crushing it. “Beomgyu wurde den Göttern geopfert. Er ist nicht mehr” He mumbles to the group. “Jungwon says it would be a good idea if we went as a group and looked for beomgyu” translate huuenungkau. “I’m starting to like this little German freak” says yeonjun.

As a group you make your way around the space station in search of your lost friend. Suddenly a piercing scream comes from the front of the group who had just entered the electrical. You pile inside, tripping over each others feet in panic as you come into contact with beomgyus lifeless body. He was limp against the power box, colourful wires coming up his ass and out through his mouth, nose and ears. His corpse was smeared in blood, wet shit and camimbare cheese, peanut butter oozing out of his empty eye sockets. “Holy fuck” soobin chokes, fumbling to take a hit of his asthma puffer. “Nahhh bro you triflin’” says heeseung. You push past the rest of the group horrified at what you had just witnessed. Who the fuck could of done this? You’re followed out of the room by the rest of the crewm8s who are just as horrified as you are. Niki stumbles after you, his face cancerously pale. “Hey- wasn’t niki alone with beomgyu at one point” sayed bad gal ting gracie. “U-uu-u- n- n- no- o -I- w-asn-t-t-nt”

end of chapter 1 part 1 😱

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[hanasnx]

i call my man dad and he fucks me about it idk why ppl are mad about calling fictional characters dad in fanfic

#like *i* wanna fuck this guy and *i* get to decide what to call him 😡😡😡 #🥩beef tings #tw daddy kink

[hanasnx]

to the anon that said “this is giving off aotc anakin and scott barringer vibes” with a porn link, i need you to know i rly enjoyed it and could see both of them doing it :) like scott humping his pillow in the dorm trying not to wake anybody up. and the way the guy’s abdomen looked and moved was sooo hot, looked just like anakin. the sounds he made !!! it was so hot, sounded very hayden at times. but when his deeper voice came out i honest to god heard my boyfriend. like that’s what my bf sounds like during i was so 🫠. i cant post the pornhub link but i didn’t want it to go unanswered.

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#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #anakin #scott barringer smut #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

“we fucked like bunnies until 4am almost every night” okay so you were just livin the dream 🫠

literally we fucked at least once a day everyday and we would go until late late at night. he’d be like “baby guess what time it is.. it’s 4am again” like ughhh i’ve gotta get up in 3 hrs to go to work we rly can’t do this again😒..😏

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

i'm so invested in you and beef's love story !! how did you guys meet i need all the deets i swear this is like lifetime for me

part two

i love that lmfao but yea let me tell you about how we met. i love telling this story :)

so i used to be a leasing agent at the apartment complex i lived at, and my boyfriend (beef, for short) was a resident there. my job was to technically take care of his needs and i was absolutely not supposed to fraternize with residents per my employee contract. i remember one of the first times i really saw him was when i came into work kinda sick and i felt like shit and my boss told me to clean the coffee machines bcos a resident wanted coffee and it wasnt working. so i was all huffy like "ughhh fineee ok. fuck this resident ugh making me do my job or whatever" and i go over to clean the machine and lo and behold its beef. and im obvi like "damn this guy's kinda cute" and he was so polite too, saying thank you when i was done.

id see him around the complex, like when he'd come to get coffee or when hed take his dog to the dog parks and id be driving around in our golf cart, or when he'd come in to get an air filter bcos we provided those.

another time i saw him again was when he had called in that his rent amount was incorrect, and my boss explained to me that it is correct and that i needed to print out his ledger and give it to him so he can see for himself. now, i had no idea who he was, or that he was the "coffee-guy" from the first part of the story, so im all grumbly again like "ugh! i have to go alll the way over to drop off this ledger like doesnt he know how the rent works?? hes been living here long enough" and i drive over and i knock on the door all huffy and he opens it and i remember how awe struck i was. it was like the slow motion meet cutes in movies. he said hi and i froze up. i was all like "heres your ledger with your rent amount, take a look at it and call me if you've got any further questions" real tight lipped and profesh about it.

at this time i was seeing this other guy in a fwb situation, and we ended up breaking it off which i was actually pretty bummed about, and it was pretty hard to be in my bedroom after that cos i'd just think about that guy, right? i couldnt stay in my room. now where one of the coffee machines are was in the clubhouse where there was also a tv and i brought my ps4 and hooked it up so i could play batman: arkham knight somewhere other than my bedroom. i played for a bit before beef came in. while he was making his coffee late at night, he asked about the game, and we got to talking about the games we like to play, why he was drinking coffee this late was cos of his job at the time, etc etc. it was our first real conversation. i still have an instagram post from that night where i talked about "the hot resident"

conversations began easier after that. hed come in for coffee often (he told me later he started using the machine he didn't like, the one next to my work desk, just so he could be close to me and talk to me). i thought he was so fucking cute, i'd gush about him to my fave coworker (who i still keep in touch with) and i remember looking at her when beef was walking up and i was like "how do i look does my hair look okay" and i pulled out the hair tie i was wearing. and she let me get his air filter for him.

this was so long already, but if you'd like to hear more, let me know. theres more to the story :)

#🥩beef tings #indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #indy lore

[hanasnx]

bf told me he read the beginning of one of my posts and he got hard 💕

#🥩beef tings #indy overshares

[hanasnx]

the way everyone has to make things weird lmfao, y'all are kinda pushing the parasocial boundaries lately idk

it’s been like this forever man for the most part it can be ignored but because ppl were in the inboxes of my friends criticizing them for flirting back with me felt like an actual problem to address yk? like please cool it it’s not that deep. they want my bf to monitor my internet usage or some shit like he doesn’t know me and my personality already after being together almost 3 years

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

Indy top or bottom. We know all about how you like to make people submit, sureeee babe. But how do you prefer to take it? Huh, you want to force someone to be a pathetic whimpering mess while they’re inside you? Or you want to use your cock as a weapon like you use your words and make them break and bend? A girls very curious, Mr. Shoots the shit.

the only person that can top me is my boyfriend tbh. he’s huge and he’s got a steel will. i like the “use your cock as a weapon like you use your words” that was really well worded tbh. i also like that u called me mr shoots the shit

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

beef plss let us get an whimper audio, I'm like begging on my knees please indy please I'll do anything - ✨

you’re gonna get me in trouble with my daddy sparkle non keep it down. he’ll hear u

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon: ✨ #🥩beef tings #tw daddy kink

[hanasnx]

do you still greet your friends by kissing Them on the lips or has it just gradually stopped

i stopped when my boyfriend asked me to. he’s very possessive of my body in a very cute way <3

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #indy lore #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND???? DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE INDY SMUT???

you think my boyfriend didn’t hear about it the second i posted that first drabble?

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

violently grope my titties.

i read this out loud to my boyfriend bcos i was gonna ask permission to say “i’ll ask my bf” but then he was like “…‘can my boyfriend be present’..” which made me laugh

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings

[hanasnx]

i hope this is okay to ask, i'm not trying to start discourse or anything i'm just genuinely curious. do you think it's easier for you to say "never settle" because you lucked out big time? from the way you describe your bf, he seems like a great guy and from reading your posts it seems like this fairytale movie love story fell into your lap which unfortunately isn't a reality for most people. the universe was definitely on your side in this instance so all i'm wondering is if you hadn't met this great guy would that still be your stance? idk if any of that makes sense. sorry for the inconvenience.

for most of my life i did not date because nobody was ever good enough for me. im extremely articulate about what i like. i’ve had my fair share of testing out relationships sure, but for the most part i didn’t like anyone. i’ve had a couple of girlfriends, fwbs, one night stand etc etc but none of them came close to what i have now, and i attribute that to not being afraid to be alone. i was available to notice my boyfriend, i was in tune with my intuition to know what i wanted, and then i didn’t let the opportunity pass me by when i went for it to give him my number. also i never suppressed myself either, i was vulnerable. which is another thing people are scared to do. and sometimes it doesn’t work out, and that’s fine, but this time it did.

luck has stuff to do with it sure, luck has a lot to do with everything. but it’s also about intuition, following your instincts, and putting yourself out there. of course i’m privileged to have my boyfriend, i am privileged to even know him as a friend if that’s how we stayed. but saying “it’s just not a reality for some people” is odd when it’s a matter of waiting and discovering yourself.

i’m a catch too. it’s not just my bf that’s a great guy, im a great guy. he deserves someone like me the same as i deserve someone like him. i worked on myself too before i got a relationship. and now we work together on making our relationship enjoyable and fulfilling. we both are really good at communicating.

if i hadn’t met him, i would still have that stance. i’ve always had that stance. and i will always have that stance. i’d rather be alone (and was stubbornly, willfully alone) than be with someone who doesn’t live up to my standards, i would not have settled. and i would’ve been fine being alone if i couldn’t find someone to meet them. a relationship is not a right.

never settle. don’t sell yourself short. and be alone.

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings #indy lore

[hanasnx]

I didn’t realize you use beef to mean bf and I was like who bullied the child by naming them meat 😂 imagine. My handsome son, bacon

his legal name is beef beefington the third so there was at least two trial cases before him and nobody said anything

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon #🥩beef tings