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[1-800-luvmail]

[ read part two w/ könig here ! ]

reader who would rather eat cardboard than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 1 / ? ]

price— who is fighting the urge to just take the jar and help you the minute he sees you struggle with the tight lid— tries to reason with you as you insist you've almost got it.

"sweetheart," he sighs, watching with his arms crossed as you continue your stubborn attempt, "why don't you let me have a go, hm?"

"it's basically open— this stupid lid just won't—" you grumble, more to yourself than to him. he's unsure which is more stubborn: the lid of the jar or you.

eventually, you do get it open.

"see! hah! i told you—" you grin, triumphantly holding the jar up for him to see.

"that you did," price can't help but be slightly amused, "many times."

"and i was right."

strangely, you never struggle with a jar like that again. not like you think much about it, just happy about your little victories. and now, you offer to open everything for him. price lets you.

he's never telling you that he's made a habit of loosening the lids before you can get to them, because, god that smile of yours as you succeed in "helping" him is just too adorable.

#val's 💭 #johnathan price #john price #captain price #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty #john price x reader #sooo self indulgent like. target audience is me. #raise ur hand if you support in ur life but would rather die instead of ask for it!!!! #🙋 #like ok i actually am self sufficient i just feel the need to prove it way too much #anyways

[fernsnailz]

THIS fucking guy again⁉️⁉️ gimmie a BREAK‼️‼️‼️‼️

#well. guess who has a new favorite guy #🙋 #this dude makes me feel sick i love it #fern's sketchbook #sth #metal sonic #⚡️

[champsamizayn]

#Dont look at how bad these are . smile #hook #aew #🙋

[dailycephalopods]

Daily Cephalopod #21

#cuttlefish #the red/reaper cuttlefish #or sepia mestus! #🙋 #daily cephalopod #cephalopod #cepholpods #marine life #marine critters #marine creatures #marine animals #marine biology #ocean creatures #ocean critters #ocean animals #ocean life #sea animals #sea creatures #sea life #biology #zoology #animals

[sleepy-vix]

Where are all the people who crave academic validation and want to be the best at everything but they're just so tired and unbothered and instead rot away on social media but then get upset when their grades or skills drop and feel inadequate but still don't do anything about it?

#🙋 #its so pathetic honestly #btw i am NOT romanticising it in any way #its horrible and please dont be like me #sleepy vix #it's funny because it's true

[missidanii]

otherrr stuffff ^^

#art things :3 #web slinger #who else also misses him #🙋

[delightfulangelbeard]

Happy birthday 🎂 27

#hubert hurkacz #tennis #happy birthday 🎂 #🙋

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

#poll #snz poll #a snoll? #ill go first #🙋 #id rather die than blow my nose in front of someone #i have no idea why #others can do it and its hot #but the moment its me its so absolutely gross and disgusting and something that can only be done in private #even if i think someone can hear me doing it from multiple rooms away i despise it

[catharsim]

a cottage - product of tonight’s stream

#thanks to all who joined me! #<3 <3 <3 #sims 3 #ts3 #raise your hand if youve been personally victimized by sims 3 roofs #🙋 #sims 3 builds #my builds

[timdrakesstaff]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by fanon/fandom

#timblr #fictive #🙋

[pulchral]

happy holidays to all of you who celebrate. and to those who don't, have an incredible day regardless. i love, and care for y'all. ya filthy animals. 💕

#o. #i'll save all of the sappy shit for new years. so for now... just have a good one!! #🙋

[obikinwhore]

Had a thought where if Obiwan had roast beef pussy, Anakin would chew on obiwans cute little curtains

#obikin #who’s fucking with my hc #🙋

[champsamizayn]

:)

#sorry guys im having a moment #hook #aew #🙋

[magicallyunwell]

can the girlies who are domestic abuse survivors, ptsd-riddled, enjoyers of found-family, studio chizu fans who DIDN'T like belle because its plot was strung together by dental floss raise their hands?

#the dragon and the freckled princess #belle #belle movie #studio chizu #mamoru hosoda #🙋 #the animation was BEAUTIFUL #but the plot was hot garbage #i see the storylines #but they are BARELY connected and the kids' storyline is not resolved #yes suzu protected tomo and kei THIS time #but are they going back to live with their father? #hell beat their asses as soon as Suzu runs off

[master-gatherer]

Checking the notes of that writing workshop/class poll and the creative writing degree to fanfiction pipeline is real, huh

#raise your hand if you spent way too much money getting a ba in writing and dont use it for much #🙋

[portokali]

hey hi hello even

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