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dominicfikue · 2 months

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⃗ ❪ ATTENTION SEEKER ! ࣪ ❫ — m. sturniolo

starring. brat tamer!matt & spoiled!reader. | wc. 2,164

includes. smut. unprotected sex. oral ( m!receiving ). reader being the biggest brat in los angeles. semi-public sex? pet names. cutsie domestic stuff at the start. orgasm denial. dirty talk. daddy kink. that’s it … i think

storyline. you let your words get a little too reckless towards matt. what happens when he finally puts you in your place?

⌖.˚◌ to say you’re spoiled is an understatement. matt gave you any and everything you wanted without question. you had all the latest purses , any expensive makeup product known to man, clothes on top of clothes. he pays for your hair appointments, your nail trips, everything. name it and he’d buy it with no hesitation. he makes it his mission that you know nothing but princess treatment. he’d do anything for you. all for his angel.

the cool morning air that seeps in through the cracked window hits your bare body as you flutter your eyes open. you snuggle further into the brunette next to you, his arm draped over your waist. you place wet opened-mouth kisses on his shoulder causing him to stir in his sleep. matt lets out a groan, his eyes fluttering open just like yours did a couple seconds ago. when his eyes land on you, a sheepish grin takes over his features as he pulls you in closer.

“good morning princess. you sleep good?” his morning voice deep and raspy. you mumble a soft “yes” against his chest, your fingers drawing hearts on his skin. you both sit in comfortable silence, the birds chirping outside quickly becoming the only noise. after a while, you speak up. “you got any plans for today?” you question , tilting your head up to look at him. matt licks over his dry lips before answering. “yeah, i gotta run some errands. you wanna come?” he mumbles as he presses a kiss onto your plump ones.

your freshly manicured acrylics find their way into his curls , softy scratching at his scalp. he lets out a sigh , his eyes trained on yours. you nod your head to answer his previous question as you get out of bed , your naked body on display. matt’s lips curl into a smirk before he sits up on his elbow and reaches over to connect his hand with your left ass cheek. you yelp in surprise as you turn around to give him a glare. he throws his hands up in surrender before laughing and throwing his head back into the pillows.

⌖.˚◌ bodies by dominic fike echoes from the television as you sit at your vanity , applying a clear gloss to your perfectly lined lips. the smell of marijuana fills up your nostrils as matt walks into your shared bedroom. you glance up at him through the vanity mirror as you dust your bake off. he stands over you in a plain white tee and a lit blunt in between his lips. the two of you make eye contact as he takes a drag from the drug.

“you look good. fuck… a little too good.” he says lowly, taking the blunt into his other hand to grab your jaw and lean down to capture your mouth in a sloppy kiss, the gloss you just applied to your lips all over his now. when he pulls away, you give him a pout.

you had finally perfected your makeup and he comes in here, all sexy and high, ready to ruin your art. it’s not fair. he seems to catch onto what you’re trying to say because he takes his thumb to carefully wipe off the lip gloss that dripped down your chin. he mutters a quick “such a baby.” before sitting on the edge of the bed , continuing to smoke on the blunt. you once again place the clear gloss on your lips before getting up from your seat.

you have on a brown fresh love set with your panda dunks , the shoes going with everything. you quickly spray on your favorite perfume and put on your accessories before matt tells you it’s time to go as he puts the weed out. you look at yourself one last time in the mirror before walking out to the car with your boyfriend.

⌖.˚◌ seven hours. you and matt had been out for seven hours. when he said errands, you didn’t think he meant around the word tour. so far you guys have been to the car wash, best buy to get a new camera, the car dealership to get an oil change, best buy again to get something for his gaming set-up. i mean, the list could go on for days. as much as you loved being around him, this was not fun at all.

you guys walk into target, matt on the hunt for yet another thing you couldn’t remember. you drag your sore feet against the store floor, trying to keep up with matt. your lips are stuck in a permanent pout as you whine. matt turns around to look at you, his eyebrows furrowed. “what’s the matter? hm?” he asks, scouting the shelves for his mystery item.

“my feet hurt. i just wanna go home and sleep.” you pray that he gives in and bring you back to the apartment. unfortunately, he does the complete opposite. “i’m almost done, alright? just be patient for me.” he gives you a sympathetic smile before continuing his search. you roll your eyes before pulling out your phone and opening tiktok.

the first video that pops up on your for you page is a girl trying out a new blush. the perfect dusty rose color. you’re running out of the one you have at home so why not hurry and get a new one? you walk a couple steps over to matt who is yet again, looking at the shelves and glancing down at his phone. you tug on his t-shirt to catch his attention. “can we please go to ulta? pretty please?” you beg, giving him your best puppy dog eyes. he immediately shakes his head.

“you literally just said your feet hurt. no not today, baby. maybe tomorrow.” he explains. you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the chest. first, he takes you to all these boring places to grab boring things and now, he won’t treat you to the blush of your dreams? he’s so evil. “but why? why can’t we just go, matt?” you pester. matt lets out a deep sigh, rubbing a hand over his face.

“because i said no. don’t ask me again , y/n.” he says sternly. you groan loudly before crossing your arms over your chest. the pout from before becomes even deeper now. bratty tears start to pool in your eyes as you sniffle to try and keep them in. you knew you were acting like a child but you didn’t care. it just wasn’t fair how you always had to listen to him. so instead of communicating like a human being, you cry and stomp in the middle of target. if you weren’t getting this blush, you were making it everyone’s problem.

the look on matt’s face is unreadable as he watches you have your temper tantrum, silently waiting for you to finish. when you find yourself still complaining after five minutes, he takes it upon himself to interrupt you. “are you serious right now? get your fucking act together.” he whisper shouts. another five minutes pass and you’re still crying. he slams the object in his hand back down onto the shelf before harshly grabbing your arm and dragging you towards the exit.

when you get outside, you squirm against him as you try and get him to let go of you. him obviously being stronger than you makes this severely impossible. as you walk to the car, you can feel the anger radiating from his body. he swiftly opens the passenger side before throwing you inside, not caring if you hit your head. “fucking attention seeker.” he says under his breath. he quickly makes his way towards the driver side before getting in, starting the car and driving away.

⌖.˚◌ this was the worst car ride imaginable. there was nothing but pure silence. he didn’t even bother turning on the radio. he hasn’t looked at you once since he got in the car. usually he’d rest a hand on your thigh but not tonight. his arm laid on top of the console, not daring to move anywhere near yours. the vein on the side of his neck got more and more visible as the minutes passed. you couldn’t lie, he looked sexy.

you tried to ease the tension by letting your hand rest in his lap , inching closer and closer to his inner thigh. once he noticed what you were doing, he grabbed your hand and shoved it back into your bubble. you scoff at him, genuinely not seeing any flaws in the stunt you pulled earlier. “i don’t even know why you’re so mad. i’ve been following you around all day and the second i want something, yo—” you’re cut off by matt slamming on the brakes. you thank god that there wasn’t many people in the streets. he pulls over to park before speaking.

“get in the back right now. i swear y/n, if i have to repeat myself.” he mutters. you stare at him for a moment before complying, climbing into the back seat. he quickly follows suit, slightly pushing you over so he could sit comfortably. his hands work on his belt, quickly taking it off and pulling down his pants.

he slips out of his red plaid boxers, jerking himself like he had no time to waste. he grabs the back of your neck, nothing but darkness behind his eyes. “open.” he instructs as he gathers saliva in his mouth. you easily do as he asks, opening your mouth wide enough. he watches as his spit drips into your mouth before pulling you in for a quick, sloppy kiss. you quickly replace his hand with yours, stroking him slowly. he breaks away from your lips to throw his head back against the seat. you get on your knees next to him before leaning down and swirling your warm tongue over his pink tip.

“there ya go. always talking to me like you’re crazy, angel. try talking now.” he breathes out, pushing your head down further onto his length. you gag around him as his large hand keeps you still. he squirms in his seat for a moment before thrusting his hips up into your mouth repeatedly. deep groans and moans are heard from the boy above you as he gets closer and closer to his release.

“s-shit. im gonna cum. y’better swallow it all too. every last drop, you hear me?” he stutters. you try your best to nod around him. he thrusts into your mouth one last time before spilling his seed down your throat. you swallow all he has to give before lifting your head up and flashing him your tongue. he sends you a grin before softly kissing you, tasting himself on your tongue. his hands find their way to the waistband of your sweats, quickly tugging them down. you slump back in your seat to help him.

⌖.˚◌ once they’re finally off, he moves you onto his lap, making you straddle him. the kiss becomes more heated as he moves your pink lacy underwear to the side. he breaks the kiss before looking down and lining himself up with your entrance. he thrusts himself in and out of your velvety walls, his grip on your hip getting tighter. you let out a sigh, the stress from earlier leaving entirely.

“mmm matt. you feel so good! don’t stop.” you moan out. he attacks your neck, sucking dark bruises along the skin. his pace gets more rough by the second, basically knocking the wind out of your lungs. he reaches a hand down in between the both of you to rub your clit in sweet , short circles. “this was all you wanted huh? making a scene n shit so daddy could fuck the attitude outta you?” he shakes his head , faux disappointment on his face. you nod your head but that wasn’t enough for him. “use your fucking words. if you can talk shit, you can answer my question.” he says, his other hand now squeezing your cheeks together.

“mhm, t-that’s all i wanted.” you hiccup as his pace becomes even more relentless. he breathes a “good girl” before letting go of your face. you feel your orgasm approaching, the band in your stomach about to snap. your cunt clenches around him uncontrollably, moans and whimpers spilling from your lips. “gonna cum!” you basically scream out.

“don’t even think about it. you pull some shit like that n think i’m gonna let it slide?” he chuckles, his hips stuttering as he approaches his second orgasm of the night. he stills his movements, his cum filling you up to the brim. tears threaten to fall from your eyes again as he pulls out, pulling his underwear and pants back up. he moves your panties back to their original spot before speaking.

“think before you speak to me, yeah?” he smiles, kissing your forehead before climbing back into the front.

lai speaks. me after pushing the sturniolo stoner agenda… IM SORRY I HAD TO!!! i kinda actually hate this fic but who cares. i pray you can’t tell that i stopped trying at the end 😭😭😭. also honorable dominic fike mention …. i was gonna put she wants my money but we are not gold diggers over here!!!!

taglist. @fawnchives @prettyvyll @trickywritters @breeloveschris @sturniolho @lorarri @vickyzloserz @gnxosblog @firexovni @tylerstacobell @ivonchetooo1239 @bernardsgf @dracoflaco @strniolo @frankdelrayy @ilovethesturniolotriplets @paibey @hearts4chris @sturniololol @rootbeerworshiper @tillies33ssss @writtenbywonyoung @katluckybear @realuvrrr @junnniiieee07

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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Please weiter a Chris fix Like this 🙏🏽🙏🏽

⃗ ❪ WATCH YOUR MOUTH ! ࣪ ❫ — chris sturniolo.

starring. chris sturniolo x reader. | wc. 516

includes. lowkey highkey angst. reader kinda gags him 😬😬. chris being the sexy yummy toxic man we all know and love 💝 ^_^.

storyline. what the req says shawty

⌖.˚◌ you sit at your makeup vanity, curling your eyelashes as a reality tv show plays in the back. tonight, you and chris were having dinner with your family, more specifically your mom and dad. your parents were uptight, strict and not very fond of your boyfriend. this isn’t the first time you’ve planned this. you and chris had agreed on what day, what outfits, which restaurant multiple times but once the night would come, he’d come up with a shitty excuse on why he can’t make it.

you hear the front door open and close from downstairs, heavy footsteps walking towards your shared bedroom. you turn around to see chris; his curls slightly wet and untamed, a green hoodie and grey sweatpants decorating his body. if you couldn’t tell, this isn’t exactly dinner attire. you let out a sigh as you take in his appearance. “c’mon go get dressed. we have to meet them there at eight!” you explain, applying a cool-toned brown lip liner to your lips.

he leans against the doorway, scrolling away at his phone. “i’m not going. i gotta … gotta help nick with some stuff.” he says, his eyes not leaving his screen. you blink at him, confused on what just came out of his mouth. “w-what are you talking about? you promised me.” you whine, growing slightly irritated with this idiotic pattern.

he rolls his eyes before putting his phone in his pocket, looking up at you. “stop whining. just reschedule it for another day, ma. they’ll live.” he replied, hoping you’d just drop it. you rest your head against the wall next to you, trying not to cry.

“that’s not the point. it’s the principle. you can’t keep flaking on them!” you raise your voice to get your point across. his eyebrows furrow as he looks around the room and out into the hallway before speaking. “who the fuck do you think you’re raising your voice at? cause it ain’t me.” he says, pushing himself off the wood before walking over to you. usually, you would let it go to prevent an argument but you couldn’t take it anymore. he got you so hyped up for this dinner just to dip? you were gonna speak your mind this time.

“you! i’m raising my voice at you! you do this shit all the time and i’m sick of it. you’re an actual. fucking. joke, chris.” you basically scream. you stand up and walk over to him, pushing his chest as tears stream down your freshly dolled up face. chris stifles a laugh before mushing your cheeks together.

“you keep talking to me like that and i’ll knock your fucking teeth out. you understand?” he asks, tilting his head. you freeze for a moment before nodding your head the best you can in his bruising grip. his eyes scan over your features before he shoves you away, making you fall back into your vanity chair. you sniffle as you pick up your phone to call your parents, telling them you can’t make it … yet again.

“yeah, that’s what i thought. watch your fucking mouth.” he mutters before walking out the room and heading back downstairs.

lai speaks. this was kinda sexy i fear. that rafe cameron influence got to my head … had me thinking i was writing this for him and not chris 😭😭😭. toxic!chris have my babies challenge?? this is so short but ermm … you get the gist man.

taglist. @fawnchives @prettyvyll @trickywritters @breeloveschris @sturniolho @lorarri @gnxosblog @firexovni @tylerstacobell @ivonchetooo1239 @bernardsgf @dracoflaco @strniolo @ilovethesturniolotriplets @paibey @hearts4chris @sturniololol @rootbeerworshiper @tillies33ssss @writtenbywonyoung @katluckybear @realuvrrr @junnniiieee07

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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can you do a blurb about reader not saying i love you to chris before he has to leave for texas to film with s&c and he gets all sad and pouty <3333

⌖.˚◌ pistachios by brent faiyaz plays on full volume from your airpods as you sit in the living room, painting your toenails a pure white. you and chris had spent the entire week together, doing absolutely nothing but rotting in bed each day. he even canceled all his important meetings to be with you. sadly, this was coming to an end in less than 15 minutes. he stands in your shared walk-in closet, searching for his brown plaid jacket he planned to wear. once he finds it, he packs it in his already stuffed suitcase.

he picks up his luggage and his backpack from beside him before making his way downstairs. when his eyes land on you, his heart melts; the way your head bops slightly to the tempo of the music or how your tongue sticks out in concentration or even how you’re wearing your favorite pink pajamas. a grin takes over his face as he walks over to you, trying his hardest not call matt up and cancel.

“hey pretty, i’m leaving for texas. ill be back before you know it, alright?” he says, kissing the top of your head. since you have yet to turn your volume down, you can only make out certain words. all you heard was texas, back and alright, so you sit and piece a sentence together. after a six second pause, you understand what he said. “okay! bye baby, be safe!” you yell over the music, placing your nail polish on the floor.

chris flinches, not expecting you to try and break his eardrums. he shakes his head, a small chuckle leaving his mouth. he kneels down next to you, giving you fat, juicy goodbye kiss on your plump lips. you moan softly before he pulls away. “bye angel, i love you.” he says against your lips, loud enough for you to hear. or maybe not.

you furrow your eyebrows, confused on what he possibly could’ve said. so instead of trying to figure it out again, you just smile and nod. now it’s his turn for his eyebrows to furrow. he knows that it wasn’t intentional but you not saying i love you back caused his chest to pang. he tries to speak but as soon as he starts, his voice cracks, tears prickling at his inner corners. he was heartbroken. you seem to notice this quickly as you take your right airpod out and pause the music.

“what’s wrong? why are you crying?” you ask as you wipe away a stray tear, genuine concern lacing your voice. he leans into your touch, licking over his dry lips. “i-i said i love you and you didn’t say it back.” he sniffles, looking up at you through his wet eyelashes. as soon as the last word leaves his mouth, your heart shatters.

“oh chris… i’m so sorry. i was listening to music and got distracted. i’m sorry. i love you so much, okay?” you apologize, playing with the vivienne westwood earrings that decorate his ears. he nods, a smile taking over his lips before he leans in, giving you the real goodbye kiss now. “i love you, too. ill text you as soon as i can.”

he gives you one last peck on the lips before grabbing his things and heading out the door. after a couple minutes, your phone dings.

lai speaks. this is probably the cutest thing i’ve ever written. i hate to say it but…. there might be a little chris girl in me. please don’t kill me!!!! no but ugh i love when u guys req things like ur ideas are always perfect!! double post today because i love you guys 😭😭😭💝!

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dominicfikue · 30 days

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How would you think chris/matt would act with their significant other who has an oral fixation?

for chris, i think he’d just buy you a fuck ton of candy 😭😭. lollipops, jolly ranchers and ALL. i know he’d be hella concerned on how fast you go through a pack of blowpops in a day. “now i know i’m the last person who should be saying this but don’t you think this is a lil unhealthy? ”

as for matt, he’d just give you his fingers. IM SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT!!!! i can see it now, him typing away at his laptop— working on stuff for yesterday’s problem and he hears you whine and shuffle next to him. next thing you know, his index n middle finger are placed on your bottom lip. you open and accept his beautiful gift ☺️. “always need something in that pretty mouth of yours, huh?”

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#matts part is probably so unrealistic but who cares!!!!!#matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo

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dominicfikue · 1 month

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who’s more fun to ride, chris or matt?

i say chris because i feel like he’s the type to start dying laughing when you get tired 😭😭😭. like your knees r actually on the brink of death and he’s like laughing his ASS off. n we all know his laugh is insanely contagious so if he’s laughing, shawty so are you.

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#i feel like matts always serious idk hed start acting like my dad n shi #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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here’s a scenario: filming a podcast episode with the triplets and after that, you all go your separate ways for the day.

you’re equally friends with all of them, yet somehow you end up in chris’s room. nick goes around the house looking for you bc he wanted to ask your opinion for something and assuming chris was just playing video games, he opens his room door and sees yall fucking…hard too.

i can literally picture nick yelling “WOOOAAAAAH” as he closes the door because the whole thing was unexpected-on his behalf and on your & chris’s behalf too.

IM ACTUALLY DYING RN THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭

cz i know without a doubt you were skeptical about it!!! “what if nick or matt comes looking for us?” chris just ignores you bc in his head he’s like why the hell would they come in here? his large hands roam over your body, his plump lips kisses where friends should NOT leave kisses.

the second yall get comfortable and start fucking like rabbits, chris’ bedroom door swings open with a very disgusted nick in the doorway. he’d slam the door SOOO FAST!! chris being the cocky shit he is would keep going, his pace not letting up 😭.

“can you knock next time?” chris yells out to nick, trying his hardest not to laugh. meanwhile, you’re hella embarrassed n nick’s on the verge or throwing up. “can you not fuck my best friend next time?” he yells back, knowing damn well!!

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#the getting caught trope with the triplets is so funny to me #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 1 month

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matt & nick fighting over snowy in today’s video was the funniest n cutest thing i’ve ever seen!! like i can’t :3. this is literally me rn :

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#literally so cutsie im dying #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

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dominicfikue · 1 month

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in my head, nick downs tito’s every weekend, chris does ghost’s & o’s w his berrymelon icy flum and matt takes shrooms before going outside to watch the stars :3

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#am i right or am i right????#i need to party with them at least once #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo

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dominicfikue · 1 month

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oh i just know matt makes the prettiest sounds when you ride him

my whimper king i swearrrr!! he’d be so cutsie and pull you closer so he can whine in your ear ugh ☺️! “feels s’good angel.. don’t stop.” IM MELTING HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOIOOOOOOO

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#hes my man i love him and we are cuddling as we speak #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 30 days

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hear me out. people always write about the reader’s first time,,, but what if it’s reversed for once 🙏🏻

experienced!reader & virgin!matt/chris will forever make me giggle like a little girl!!! like it’s always so fluffy i’m melting :(((.

you’re all like “does this feel okay?” and he’s all like “mmhm please don’t stop, y/n.” bye i’m dying

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#i want to experience this AT LEAST ONCE PLEASE JESUS #im actually dying #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 1 month

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matt eating you out for the first time: let’s elaborate!

he’d fall in love oh my god. you tugging on his hair n your thighs closing around his head is all he needs to get off.

once he starts, he can’t stop! every time you come down from your high, he’s all like “one more, i promise angel.” knowing damn well this will NOT be the last one!

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#can you tell i love memes?#i live him and i wanna eat him up #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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can you believe they invented being sober!!

oh my goodness why have i never seen this pic before????? they all look high out of their minds i can’t 😭😭😭 also backwards hat matt might be my fav matt …don’t quote me

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#ugh they r so fine i can’t #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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bro so there’s so many clips around that one called my attention that was “Would you drink your pee for 10$” and Chris literally said YES and there’s one that they tried out candies and idk if was Matt or Nick but they they said “I don’t like the feeling of this squirting in my mouth” or something and Chris went “I love it” nothing takes off my mind he is a squirt squad.

IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN CHRIS BEING SQUIRT SQUARD BC IMAGINE chris is js fingering you like normal and you’re like “chris, i-i gotta pee!” when in reality, it is not piss 😭😭😭😭. n he’s just not listening… tuning u OUT.

the second you squirt all over his fingers, his palm, even his wrist… he’s IN SHOCK. big goofy grin spreads all over his face n he’s like “holy shit! you gotta do that again” kids literally laughing as he continues his movements KNOWIJG UT SENSITIVE.

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#this was tooo real i fear #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut

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dominicfikue · 2 months

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you cannot convince me that chris doesn’t smoke. in the pod, his eyes???? kid looks like he took a blinker before they started recording 😭😭😭😭.

#𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐀 𝜗𝜚.#he’s not beating the stoner allegations i fear #chris sturniolo

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dominicfikue · 30 days

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getting high asf and accidentally telling matt you’re in love with him and he’s just sitting there like………

he’s literally just staring at you like …. what is shawty talking about? especially if he’s high too OH MY GOD. he’d have the joint in between his lips while he quite literally eyeballs you to death. then he realizes you said words n he’s like “wait, what did you say? no seriously! say it again y/n!”

then you just look at him like :