#《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》

[reiketsui]

applying to rocket

#《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》

[reiketsui]

" WHAT DID YOU DO– " 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

#chounaifu #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #NOT THE FUCKING KRABBYS ...

[reiketsui]

those thinking they can come in later because the boss is temporarily away will arrive to meet the guy they forgot is in charge now and will be guided through a brand new enrichment running course as a treat! (you're being chased by houndooms)

#《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #☝️ #it's good exercise

[reiketsui]

Oh mein gott blue hair AND pronouns!!

" don't forget the dubious medical license. " / @notmedizin

#notmedizin #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #☝️☝️☝️

[reiketsui]

entirely immune of getting ' super mad ' because he's in perfect control of his emotions at all times. btw.

#《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #side eyes

[reiketsui]

what that russy do

" watch, " chokes him chokes him ch / @turnecoat

#turnecoat #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #>:// #suggestive /

[reiketsui]

does this to Archer

" YOINK? "

#controlledhues #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #tenuous and obscure ..

[reiketsui]

“It’s okay!!! Mr Tonton’s wife sir!!!!” She’s holding out a little first aid kit!!!! “Here! I can patch them up!!!”

" i appreciate the kind thought, miss. but as you can see, my– wife already got to me, " he's soaked in the hyper potion liquid. there's at least 3 full bottles there. " it seems to be decently effective against injuries from god. who would've thought. " / @dandieliongirl

#dandieliongirl #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #SOGGY

[reiketsui]

" ARE YOU OKAY?! "

He has a Hyper Potion out.

" i'm fine. "

shut up he's analyzing this right now this needs to make sense on some plane of existence that god themself would bite him in the fucking ass while on a snack run it has to make fucking sense

#chounaifu #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》

[reiketsui]

↑ lets them find out

#fracturedhues #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #(death)

[reiketsui]

" what if we had a slumber party but instead of watching movies we'd vivisect like 8 people. "

#《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #wannabe by spice girls plays in the bg

[reiketsui]

YOURE DATING HATSUNE MIKU AND YOURE NOT EVEN BRAGGING ABOUT IT??? all of that potential clout. WASTED. frfr i cannot believe this

" first of all, what. second of all, who are you. "

#ionozoned #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #THE WAY I JUST IMAGINED HER BURSTING THROUGH THE WINDOW YELLING THISKLSAJSDJF

[reiketsui]

"Time for some shit eye. goodnight."

" is that what they call it in galar? very fitting for you. " / @turnecoat

#turnecoat #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #😔😔😔 #mean to him ..

[reiketsui]

"ARCHUSSY. I hear that often."

" from who? just asking for a friend. "

#haematophiliac #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #so fucking true :pensive: #suggestive /

[reiketsui]

crave that archussy

" oh, no doubt you are. should i act surprised? keep craving it, worm. "

#turnecoat #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #suggestive / #ON MAIN PLANE?????????????? #CRYIN

[reiketsui]

GIOVANNI IS A BORING OLD BIDDY

KILLS AND MAULS AND BITES AND GNAWS YOUR BONES

#haematophiliac #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 – crack. 》 #JAX YOU WERE MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN #obscure references have breached the blog