#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon )

[fauxwife]

i was thinking about this last night and i'm still thinking about it so i gotta type it here. if yor does not know what specific brand of something her family likes , she will buy multiple different brands of the same thing to be safe. she doesn't want to offend anyone and she is always trying to be the best at not disappointing people.

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ like .. oh .. #i cant be wrong if i buy literally the whole store

[fauxwife]

What ghost haunts you ?

the ghost of devotion

your body was crafted to be loved and to be adored. you write with the touch of a poet, the fingertips of a lover. if you are not loved, you are not whole. you are made to be sculpted by the hands of another into something perfect. without their love, you feel as though you may crumble without the support of purpose their touch provides. when ernest hemingway wrote “it was too good to last.” when ocean vuong wrote, “i miss you more than i remember you.” when david foster wallace wrote, “everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ damn .. that last quote #everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it #ouch. my heart.

[fauxwife]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊

tagging: @spydcddy , @blaecdog + you !! tagged by : @obedientmade ( ty love ! )

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ yeah. we're out here. #i think that she would have a lil extra stuff going on #BC BEING A MOTHER IS THE GREATEST FEELING EVER #but underneath it all ... she a killer .... she a murderer ... #so lots of red ... feels right ...

[fauxwife]

character creator.

tagging : @blaecdog , @spydcddy + you !

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ DO U LOVE HER #DO U LOVE HERRRR #i wanted a red background #and tbh i wish ONE template would have #an option for blood kjkdf but #anyway . im normal i swear-

[fauxwife]

i assign you a cat

soft

you deserve the world, but the world does not deserve you!! definitely coquette (bonus points if you had a cottagecore phase) love letters, fresh-cut flowers, floral print. you attach yourself to people and refuse to believe they could do anything wrong. sweetest person ever ong, ily

tagging: @spydcddy @senshis ( anya ) @getouh @dnangelic + anyone else who might be interested :) tag me !

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ very true . she is in fact #the sweetest person ever ong #q.

[fauxwife]

yor's waifu stats.

OF COURSE IT SEEMS LIKE A GREAT HONOR to be what one would call a cultured waifu , but she has never heard of such a thing. " a-arigatou gozaimasu ! i will not let you down ! "

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ losing my mind here #she is very fashionable tho #thats the one thing #OH AND TBH PEOPLE TEASE HER #SHE RARELY TEASES UNLESS SHE KNOWS #THE PERSON WELL #she is loving as hecccc #that is a 10 . i change the score rn #SHE IS THAT MOM FRIEND FOR SURE

[fauxwife]

𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 .

Share at least 5 songs that you associate with or remind you of your muse!

01. dark side - kelly clarkson. i chose this song because of the lyric " there's a place that i know / it's not pretty there and few have ever gone / if i show it to you now / will it make you run away ? " which i felt was fitting of a scenario that yor could be put in. she would want to explain it to anya in a way that made sense to someone so young. she would be scared of the potentials to lose her family knowing that she has this dark side. yor has never been normal though , she has never had traditional things in her life either. also , the lyrics " nobody is a picture perfect / but we're worth it / you know that we're worth it. " really helps highlight how she might want to prove her worth deeply. the song is soft too. yor is an elegant and nurturing individual. this song is a hug for those who cannot fit in.

02. better - syml. this song is very shippy. it's one i would consider fitting of the twiyor ship. " and i know / and i know it's a different love. and i know / and i know that you make me better. " their relationship started off as something that was using. they were in it for themselves. but at the same time , there is truth reflected in their eyes. they see each other and learn from one another. they are better together. the lyric " love can terrify / love can start a fire. " showcases how love is something that ultimately can change everything. attachment for so long has not been in loid's 'code' and he believed he would never have a traditional marriage or a traditional life. but he is grateful to yor. he is also surprised by her a lot just as she is him.

03. fight song - rachel platten. yor is a shy , introverted individual. she listens rather than speaks out , but loves to observe. the lyric " and all those things i didn't say / wrecking balls inside my brain. " showcases the inner desire for her to speak out. there is so much she wishes she could do better. as a person , as an assassin , as a mother. " like a small boat on the ocean / sending big waves into motion. " tells a story about how even if you feel small , you can still make waves.

04. unstoppable - sia. " i put my armor on / show you how strong i am. " could allude to how yor shoulders the burden of others. she plays the role of thorn princess and kills clients that she is assigned to. she has done this for so long without falter that it's easy for her now. yor could easily listen to sia while working out , especially when it comes to this song. " i'm unstoppable / i'm a porsche with no brakes / i'm invincible / yeah , i win every single game. " yor would feel very confident after a song like this plays. she is someone who can easily get hyped up as well. she sings this in the shower.

05. mixed nuts - official hige dandism. ( i'm translating this w/ the english lyrics ) this must be included here as anya , if given the chance , would describe everyone as mixed nuts. " behind the surface which is literally picturesque / we can’t be as we are / even when we put our hands together sitting around a table. " yor tries to be picturesque because all she ever wants is to be normal. she does not want people to stare at her like she is different that she ends up being even more strange because of it. however anya , loid , and yor have never known really the comforts of normality.

BONUS SONG : stereo love ( radio edit ) - edward maya , vika jigulina. very twiyor vibe.

tagging: @spydcddy @yorcomplex @twiloid + anyone else who is interested !!

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ U DID NOT EXPECT ME #TO GO ON A TANGENT DID U ... #did u ... #i didnt either tbh #q.

[fauxwife]

WHAT  COLOR  DOES  YOUR  LOVE  FEEL  LIKE  ?

warm burnt orange

Riding off into the sunset, the hope of a happy ending, the bitter after taste that still in it's own way smells kinda great. Your love is all bitter hopefulness, all about a broken heart that refuses to quit, all about the unshakable knowledge that a burning fire has a great comforting warm and a soft glowing light, all about the way when the sun comes down there's a beautiful starry night. It's stubbornness, it's the refusal to give up, the clutching of broken shards despite the searing pain and being adamant that dammit you can still make a beautiful stained glass window out of it. Yours is a screaming heart, a pleading love, a bitter and almost belligerent hopefulness that things will still work out even if you have to roll up your sleeves and make them. And god, aren't you tired? Isn't your heart heavy? Is all your hard work worth it? Don't you just want to curl up and let it be? Let the fire turn to ashes and the sky turn dark and let love die down and watch people leave? But you don't, do you? You're the bravest out of all of us, so you pick up the pieces and you keep going, you keep believing and you keep your heart full of hope because some day. Some day you know you'll get it. You keep riding off into the sunset and you keep filling my heart with hope as you go because god, how do I wish you finally get it too.

TAGGING: you

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ HEH ... #“youre the bravest of us” #not me crying

[fauxwife]

you are a character in a story, what kiss trope is destined to be in your narrative?

The Signed With a Kiss

Every letter needs a signature, right? While simply signing their name is common, sometimes a character feels that it's not enough (or they'd rather leave their name off the letter entirely). So they decide to sign off their letter by leaving a kiss mark at the end of it, with or without their name or signature. Though this is especially prevalent with love letters (or even affair letters) given the romantic nature of the content, a kiss could be left for several reasons by several different types of characters, such as from a secret admirer or a seductress's personal signature. There's usually a romantic connection between the sender and the recipient, so these exchanges are popular between partners or love interests.

tagging: @spydcddy @getouh @senshis ( anya ! ) @yorcomplex @dnangelic @blaecdog + you !

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #q.

[fauxwife]

what is your core theme?

the friend

you love to feel the warmth of a friend's hand in yours. food tastes better when it is made by a friend. you are kind and forgiving, and you treat your friends with ultimate compassion. you love your friends. you are grateful for every friend that comes and goes in your life. you miss many friends. you wish more friends kept in contact with you. you wish that you were not so forgiving sometimes but everyone has their vices. your friends take precedence over everyone. you would not be anywhere without them. you want to, one day, hold them up, too. you want to be someone depended on - someone needed. you want to be needed by somebody. you want to be wanted in the same way you want. your painting is "the three friends" by sebastian straub.

tagging: @spydcddy @ntzenin / @yorcomplex @getouh + anyone else interested <3

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ YES SO TRUE BESTIE #SO TRUEEEEEE #she is the friend . #q.

[fauxwife]

— 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐑𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒.

f - f**kin perfect by pink a - a moment like this by kelly clarkson u - u smile by justin bieber x - xo by beyonce w - wannabe by spice girls i - i will always love you by whitney houston f - fighter by christina aguilera e - easy by sheryl crow

tagging: @spydcddy @getouh @dnangelic @senshis ( anya ! ) @yorcomplex + anyone interested <3

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ i really tried to center it towards #the kind of person yor is but #MISSION IMPOSSIBLE .. #no actually i think #most of these songs really #do highlight the person #she is tbh fkjgkg #FINDING A SONG W/ X WAS BACK BREAKING BTW

[fauxwife]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘?

love as being known

[ love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway ] when tim kreider said "if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" and when joe wright said "The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future" and when micah nemerever said "it was a relief and a horror to be known so perfectly"

tagged by : @getouh thank you <3 tagging: @spydcddy @senshis ( anya ) @foolshoujo @dnangelic + anyone else who is down <3

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ this is literally the best response for the twiyor ship imo #i feel like they knew each other #the moment they looked into each others eyes #but at the same time #they are so caught up in their own ways fkgjkgf #'love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway' #HOW I WISH FOR TWIYOR TO STILL REMAIN SUCH #A HUGE UNIT EVEN THROUGH FIGURING OUT #THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS ..

[fauxwife]

PERFUME

perfume is a must for yor. she has a very specific perfume that she will reuse. when thinking of the word red and pairing it with rich florals and a soft vanilla , that is the best way to describe the scent that yor wears. it is not overwhelming , but it is seductive. besides remembering her mother's cooking , yor remembers her mother always wearing a perfume. intrigue comes with perfume. it is an excellent mask that yor can temporarily wear .. and she frequently wears masks.

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ hehehe . i was REALLY thinking about this #q.

[fauxwife]

which beast does your anger bring out ?

tagged by : stolen !!!

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ SO TRUE BESTIE #SHE TOTALLY IS A BLACK MAMBA #from this text at least #it fits. #IT IS FATAL WHEN SHE BITES .. #she goes for the kill every. time. #q.

[fauxwife]

yor has a great love for horror films. preference on slashers where knives or other sharp weapons are used. ofc, she can go for a romantic movie though. she’s not weird or anything.

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ her eyes TOTALLY don’t light up #when it comes to killing sequences #she’ll play it off tho if loid asks questions #q.

[fauxwife]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ?

the wild rose fairy

dainty and dignified, you're someone who sees the beauty and kindness in the smallest of things. you're often too modest for your own good: you're more beloved than you know. don't be afraid of letting others down, their expectations are not your responsibility and you were not made to please everyone.

tagging: @spydcddy @seaprofound @ntzenin @kuroyrii @eatend @nulltune + anyone else !!!

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ if there is a response fitting of yor i think this is it tbh