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[fauxwife]

HER HORIZONS HAVE BEEN BROADENED. people might be skeptical of such a response but not yor. yor believes he is just as influential as he says ! " oh ! .. r-really ? " perhaps anya would know more about him than she does. after all , he did kind of look like a character off of that spy show she watches. " are you perhaps .. f-famous ? i've never really had the chance to meet someone who is famous. " ( ooooh .. this is beyond cute ! ♡ if miss anya knew about any of this she would surely jump with joy .. kawaiiii ! ) " o-of course .. i would never want to take up more of your time ! " she is sweating quite profusely , twiddling her thumbs an unnatural amount.

an exuberant laugh escaped the mouth of the chairman. it was light, easy going. simply amused with her questions that buzzed in utter fascination. mephisto often brought about this sort of reaction, he was more than used to it, but invited it. " you have my thanks, m'lady. but this is certainly no costume! this attire is one of a kind, only worn by someone as influential as myself. "

clown. jester. the fool. the names have hit his ears many of time before, and all went unfazed. there was far too much pride within him. " i'm afraid it's a custom made item, like much of what i own. ☆ "

#helltrick #❀ ᵃ ᵗʰᵒʳⁿ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢⁱᵈᵉ. ( main ) #[ i am ALSO a late responder. its fine completely #respond a year from now i don't mind dkffjdk

[fauxwife]

MUSE ALIVE… i saw the movie…. expect an imminent return ✨💕

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #[ finally…..

[fauxwife]

hiiii. i need to talk about this here but i was driving home yesterday and SAW SOMEONE HAVE AN ANYA PHOTO ON THE BACK OF THEIR CAR. she was doing the little ‘heh’ face. i wanted to instantly be that person’s friend. they understand good anime. 🥺

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc )

[fauxwife]

" kawaii .. ♥ " so many boops.

#open. #[ SO MUCH BOOP ...

[fauxwife]

two sides of yor

tagged by : @senshis ilu my precious niniiii

tagging : you.

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #[ u know .. murder mommy and .. regular mommy ... #she always looks so apathetic when she is about to kill a bunch of ppl so

[fauxwife]

hiii friends, it's rose. i'm still setting a couple more things up but i feel comfy enough to follow people now. <3 if you want to like this too, i'll make u a starter.

#[ old reblog but pls

[fauxwife]

i don't mean to brag y'all but. life is so good rn for me. i feel happy. my family is healthier , which they had so many health issue scares these past few years it made me so so stressed. i also had big big troubles w/ family life. like , it didn't feel like my parents really understood me for a long time , but i've really adapted to things and learned what is right and wrong to bring up. and it's made our relationship healthier. not that i'm saying i was the PROBLEM child or anything , i think there is individual blame within every relationship that people should take up. anyway. things have been changed for the better. we have better , healthier conversations.

it feels like things are so happy lately tho. i feel achieved w/ my profession of work , my husband and i had time to plan our honeymoon ( FINALLY ) recently .. and idk. i just. things are good. i'm not trying to brag or be like HAHA yeah my life's so good take that or anything. i just feel like im floating on air lately.

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #[ and everything in my life #happens for a reason #and i guess its really grounded me #its made me feel #rly blessed #IDK !!! #IS THAT WEIRD ?? #should i even post abt this #am i cringe idk #tbd

[fauxwife]

utallige asked: the large white dog stood at the door, leash in his mouth ( drooling all over the fabric, no doubt ), his tail slapping against the wood floor. it was mother's turn to take him for a walk, and he hoped she would take him to the park. he loved the park!!

HOW ANYONE COULD STAND TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A CUTE DOG without giving any pets , she will never understand. of course yor was always sure to give him many pets and kisses when anya was away at school. she stands near him , kneeling down to take the collar so generously offered. " arigatou , bond-kun ~ ! you are such a good boy ! " such genuine words only sweeten with it's finish. " shall we be off ? the park sounds like the perfect place to play today ! " ( oh ! maybe she should try the frisbee again. perhaps today would be the day where bond would want to fetch it ? )

she drops the leash , treating this very much like a top secret mission she was going on. " wait right there ! " she speaks the command quickly , zooming to find the frisbee that is retrieved within moments. she is back at the door like nothing happened , happily picking up the leash again to open the door.

ahh , how nice ! it really is like they are a real family ! she should be so lucky to be offered the job. perhaps it was time to remind bond how lucky she was to know him.

" bond-kun .. " she says in her ultra sweet tone whilst they begin their walk. " i am very glad to know you. giving you baths and knowing how skinny you are underneath all of that fur is one of my favorite parts of the week ! a-and .. i promise that no matter what happens , you will always be safe with me ! " she should go a step beyond that. even though he is a dog , he has already presented himself a couple times of being far too intelligent. does yor process that he is intelligent to the degree he is ? hardly. however , she knew he was quite smart.

" .. i-i would .. love very much to try and cook for you tonight again ! to .. show you my thanks ! "

#utallige #❀ ʳⁱⁿᵍ ʳⁱⁿᵍ ʳⁱⁿᵍ. ( answered ) #[ THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE #ty ilu

[fauxwife]

i was thinking about this last night and i'm still thinking about it so i gotta type it here. if yor does not know what specific brand of something her family likes , she will buy multiple different brands of the same thing to be safe. she doesn't want to offend anyone and she is always trying to be the best at not disappointing people.

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ like .. oh .. #i cant be wrong if i buy literally the whole store

[fauxwife]

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#❀ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᶠᵃᵐⁱˡʸ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ. ( promo ) #[ bestie tomaaaa #i spoke already on my other blog #abt my ADORATION but #if u don’t follow me there then #hey this is my bestie 🥺🥺 #u won’t regret following !!

[fauxwife]

starter for : @pompedia ( anya ! )

EH ?! WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY ? " m-miss anya , who taught you that word ?! "

#pompedia #❀ ᵃ ᵗʰᵒʳⁿ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢⁱᵈᵉ. ( main ) #[ imagine anya saying a word that she doesnt know #that she just happened to hear kfdjkd #maybe someone told her it meant something else #IDK . TOTALLY INNOCENT STUFF #yor is abt to pummel someone tho-

[fauxwife]

THE SUDDEN PASSION of the word NO scares her. such force behind the word , such vigor ! he recovers , taking a different approach to his tone entirely. she is left dumbfounded. for the first time in her life someone else seemed to be just as messy with conversation as she was. " n- .. not me .. you wanted .. ? OH .. " of course , chocolate eggs. he probably was not even speaking to her. ( silly yor , you thought you were important for two seconds ! )

" n-no .. ! i don't want the chocolate eggs ! my daughter would .. e-eat them all , so .. " poor anya might have a severe tummy ache. that would be a big shame. she would easily blame herself for that mess ! slipping to the side to let him through , she seems to not know what to do with herself next. her hands quickly begin twirling at her own hair strands , biding her time for a quick escape. the escape never comes. instead , she blurts out something else . . .

" are you perhaps .. new to around here .. ? " as in , this specific grocery store ? ( oh , shoot. yor , you are messing this up badly ! )

oh. He is in disarray, CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! he wasn't hitting on her ! HE WASN'T HITTING ON A RECENTLY MARRIED WOMAN.

──────── ❛❛ NO ! ❜❜

❛❛ I mean, good for you . . . ! ❜❜ How does one clear up your intentions once again ? Maybe he shouldn't approach any woman without her sister every again ? never ever . . .! ❛❛ I'm not interested in women, wait no . . . you're very beautiful actually ! BUT wait, it's not you . . . I wanted. ❜❜ He stutters silly, apparently she's not the only social awkward conversionist in this grocery store.

ugh. ❛❛ The . . . chocolate eggs over their, I was wondering if you're taking them, I uh want them. ❜❜ ' chocolate golden dragon eggs ' the package read.

#eatend #❀ ᵃ ᵗʰᵒʳⁿ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢⁱᵈᵉ. ( main ) #[ oh goodness no worries ever #also they are both too chaotic kgfjkd

[fauxwife]

if you have no idea what sxf is about and still follow me and my weird content, thx for being here. 🥺

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #[ ilu …

[fauxwife]

#❀ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ. ( visage ) #❀ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ. ( loid ) #[ SOMEONE HELP ME #WHY DID I FIND THIS #WHY IS THIS REAL AND I'VE JUST NOW HEARD ABOUT IT

[fauxwife]

yor takes your hand but instead of holding it , she breaks your wrist ( on accident ) and professes her undying apologies. wyd besides screaming-

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #[ did i rly type wyd besides screaming #tbd

[fauxwife]

What ghost haunts you ?

the ghost of devotion

your body was crafted to be loved and to be adored. you write with the touch of a poet, the fingertips of a lover. if you are not loved, you are not whole. you are made to be sculpted by the hands of another into something perfect. without their love, you feel as though you may crumble without the support of purpose their touch provides. when ernest hemingway wrote “it was too good to last.” when ocean vuong wrote, “i miss you more than i remember you.” when david foster wallace wrote, “everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”

#❀ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈ. ( headcanon ) #[ damn .. that last quote #everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it #ouch. my heart.

[fauxwife]

people who try to justify i.ncest ships are disgusting and i wish i didn’t see that-

#❀ ᶜⁱⁿⁿᵃᵐᵒⁿ ʳᵒˡˡ ˢᵘᵖʳᵉᵐᵃᶜʸ. ( ooc ) #tw: negative