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object show dashboard simulator(unreality!!!!)

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HELP!!!! last challenge one of the contestants in the show I'm in just straight up ran away before the challenge was over and we cant find him. I feel pretty bad because he was really mad at me and maybe that's why he ran away? I don't know but can somebody please offer guidance I'm kind of worried about him we haven't seen him since August 12th 2022 and I don't think anyone else is even trying to find him!

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Oct 18

Oh no!!! D: Is there an update to this story? Did you find him yet?

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Nov 3

No unfortunately, it's about to be two challenges since he disappeared! I don't know why nobody's looking for him not even the host is! I want to but I think he's still mad at me so I'm a bit nervous. Well hopefully he turns up tomorrow because there's another challenge? I don't know. I really want this to be over. Thank you for your concerns though.

#i hope he gets back safe and sound!!! good luck with finding him and your challenge! #love from pericolo!

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Oct 22

what the fuck so sometimes I visit the object show I used to be in's contestant grounds at night when objects are asleep to fuck around yk but I swear I walked past the waterfall and there was just someone crying in there.. I did not go in because I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked or something I have no idea who that was

why is everyone depressed on paper puppets what are they doing to you objects

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Oct 22

LMAOOOO ITS CAUSE MOST EVERYONE ON THAT SHOW ARE PUSSIESSSSSSSSS ITS SO FUNNY

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Oct 22

yeah well watch this cool shit

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Oct 23

ACE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF THE CABINS RIGHT NOW

[various really blurry pictures of a small creature with straight ears and big back legs in a cabin room. they're taken as if the photographer is running around while taking the picture]

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Nov 22

almost 1 month since I grabbed a random small creature from somewhere along my journeys and placed it in the cabin chainsaw was in for paper puppets and it scared him so bad he yelled on here about it and everyone clowned him so hard he deactivated🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (dw I got the creature out out it is unharmed I have it with me right now)

[one picture of the creature, it has the same straight ears and big back legs. you can now see that it is white. A hand is petting it on the head and it seems happy]

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Nov 22

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Nov 22

Does NOBODY remember Teardrop Burger and the incident I swear that's all we'd talk about in like 2019...

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Nov 22

I still don't know if that was real or not or we just made it up to make fun of Gelatin's Steakhouse

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Nov 22

Hey I'm not from Goiky but I'm curious, what's Teardrop Burger?

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Nov 22

Eh it was more of an objblr thing than a Goiky thing but basically Teardrop opened a burger stand near the inanimate insanity 2 filming grounds to compete with Gelatin's Steakhouse and she accidentally or on purpose poisoned a bunch of people with how dirty everything was. or so they say. it basically a huge inside joke lmao Teardrop Burger never existed but it's cleanliness was about the same as Gelatin's Steakhouse heh gelatin was pissed for weeeeeeeks after

#my mutual explains this best! love td burger best joke objblr has ever made #we should bring it back it would make the new season better if everyone was dying of food poisoning #/j

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the dead guy was my great great great great great grandpa too HELP his name was rook btw

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Nov 22

coming back to this post I always I thought everything seemed slightly haunted in the boto grounds I guess this was why hehehe

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Nov 22

Shieldy. my friend and mutual. what do you mean it seemed HAUNTED???

#PREV YOU CANT JUST LOREDUMP ON ME LIKE THIS WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DROWNED IN THE LAKE YOU WERE GONNA SWIM IN #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SPOKE TO YOU IN THAT MOMENT

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Come on down to Gelatin's Steakhouse for our special 2-for-one deal if you buy a shirt from Flower's Fashion Store!

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WHO HIT MY DIMENSION MACHINE WITH A CROWBAR

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#unreality #osc #ppt2 #object lockout #bfdi #bfb #inanimate insanity #i havent watched enough of tpot to make one for this sorry #paper puppets take 2 #object show #brawl of the objects #please somebody get the teardrop burger thing i didnt make ot up it was from object whatever #remember that game!!!! #fun fact the shieldy one was partly a callback to an old au of mine #long post #lightbrush #(i guess i dont really care for the ship but i put it in for destiel)

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✷ full taglist ✷

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commission work >> # commission work.png

my misc. rambling tag >> # bug.txt

my aesthetic / things that are me coded >> # [📻] bug core.exe

ask box tag >> # [🗯] asks.txt

misc. comfort characters tag >> # lolas comfort corner.exe

my crush tag >> # crush.txt

♡ self ship tags ♡

˚₊‧🩸 MAIN F/Os ‎♡‧₊˚

♡🗃️ charles foster offdensen > metalocalypse [7.7.23] > loffdensen ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🍷♡

personal tag ; # [🐻] mr. roboto

ship tag ; # [🐻🤍🦇] do you believe in love

♡🥁 pickles the drummer > metalocalypse [7.17.23] > lickles ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🐙♡

personal tag ; # [🐙] kill you

ship tag ; # [🐙🤍🦇] somewhere only we know

♡🌈 toki wartooth > metalocalypse [7.20.23] > lotooth ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🐰♡

personal tag ; # [🌸] cant hug every cat

ship tag ; # [🌸🤍🦇] always

♡🚬 magnus hammersmith > metalocalypse [7.30.23] > lohammer ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🥃♡

personal tag ; # [🚬] revenga

ship tag ; # [🚬🤍🦇] she's like heroin

♡🦋 malcom fitzcarraldo the monarch > venture bros [7.30.23] > lolarch ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ☕♡

personal tag ; # [🦋] never let me down again

ship tag ; # [🦋🤍🦇] lovesong

♡🌸pete white > venture bros [7.30.23] > pinkline ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 📻♡

personal tag ; # [🥼] telecommunication

ship tag ; # [🥼🤍🦇] game shows touch our lives

♡🩸 ash williams > evil dead [11.11.21] > ashlo ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive 🪓♡

personal tag ; # [🐨] november rain

ship tag ; # [🐨🤍🦇] i was made for lovin’ you

˚₊‧🩸 Romantic F/Os ‎♡‧₊˚

♡⚙️ mark hoffman > the saw franchise [11.12.22] > loffman ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ⛓️♡

personal tag ; # [⚙️] divine

ship tag ; # [⚙️🤍🦇] die with me

♡🪲 lawrence "beetlejuice" shoggoth > beetlejuice [11.2.22] > bugjuice ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive🕸️♡

personal tag ; # [🪲] no one lives forever

ship tag ; # [🪲🤍🦇] under my skin

♡⚫ jonathan ohnn / the spot > spiderverse [12.3.23] > lospot ship playlist + pinterest board + ref & art archive ⚪♡

personal tag ; # [🐼] eyes without a face

ship tag ; # [🐼🤍🦇] this is a life

that being said, i DO have a couple other romantic f/os scattered across my blog, but the ones listed here are very special to me !!!! i kind of take it on a case by case basis, but please dni if you ship with my metalocalypse/venture f/os/ash williams romantically! thank you!

FAMILIAL / PLATONIC ✿

⛓️ metalocalypse / dethklok ;

[MY FOUND FAMILY FOR REAL I LOVE THEM tho nathan and i are half-siblings in my canon lmao... ALSO ROCKSO IS MY PROBLEMATIC BESTIE I HATE HIM IM SORRY]

mtl insert tag - # [🦇] living dead girl

general mtl/dethklok tag - # [⛓️] go forth and die

skwisgaar skwigelf - # [❄️] wolf moon

william murderface - # [🍖] caught in a mosh

nathan explosion - # [🐋] hammer smashed face

dr. rockso - # [🤡] eyes of a panther

dick knubbler - # [💽] on the outside

🦋 venture bros ;

i still have so much lore to develop, but i know i am deeply involved with all these bitches. in early seasons, i live with pete & billy, and this is how i grow close with the venture family (in my lore, i meet pete in college, therefore meet all the fellas in college -- though after this, i choose to go with pete, and we meet billy together). shit gets more complex with my insert living a double life of scientist's assistant, to illegal villainy. the villainy aspect gets me familiar with the monarch crew. without revealing too much here, sheila grows to be a big sister figure, and gary is my BESTIE!!!!!!

general venture tag - # [🌐] space oddity

venture insert tag - # [🎪] dirty business

hank venture / dermott fictel - # [🍔] dare to be stupid

dean venture - # [🧸] teardrop

rusty venture - # [🧪] my alcoholic friends

brock - # [🍺] ramble on

dr. girlfriend/sheila - # [💄] sleep to dream

henchman 21 gary fischer - # [🐻] keep feeling (fascination)

billy quizboy - # [⚗️] bizarre love triangle

orpheus - # [🔮] bela lugosi's dead

⚙️saw ;

[the jigsaw family goes insane.... in my canon, amanda is my twin sister -- john/lawrence/adam fall under the found family trope and uh..........strahm and i have history.........theres a lot of lore there]

general saw tag - #[🩸] terrible lie

insert tag - #[🔪] strawberry gashes

peter strahm - #[☕] people are strange

amanda young - #[🐷] 7 words

john kramer - #[♟️] symphony of destruction

adam faulkner-stanheight - #[🎞️] how soon is now?

lawrence gordon - #[🎲] wave of mutilation

is it obvious im a sucker for the found family trope ... *cough*

as a side note , i have other fixations & media i insert myself into -- this tag list is to showcase what im fixated on at the current moment just to keep things organized :-)

if you ever feel like chatting, PLEASE feel free to shoot me an ask or a dm!!!! dont be shy!!! i love chatting and making friends/mutuals, so i would LOVE to meet you!!!! but anywayz, thank you kindly for reading! have a lovely day!!! ^_^

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Arguing with Nanami and you say something so vile that breaks his heart that he just grabs you and pull you into a hug so tight. he grabs your face to kiss you and immediately apologises </3 he realizes this isnt how its supposed to be

Fuck ouch breaking nanami in this way? That would hurt so bad

Maybe it was something about how he's a Jujutsu sorcerer or something about his old friend Yu but you could see his face just break. It was a build up of tension that caused you to snap, nothing as simple as you just being mad at him.

But your snap made him realize that this isn't supposed to be like this. He's supposed to be there for you always, by your side and the same for you to him. This is supposed to be a healthy relationship based off mutual love. So when you snap he realizes that both of you have done wrong, he can fix it he will, he's determined to.

So he pulls you to him, shoves you into his chest, holds you so tightly as you sob into his chest while he apologizes over and over, rubbing your back and nuzzles into your shoulder trying to hide his tears.

He can fix this, he promises he will.

#❖.nanami kento #◆.jujutsu kaisen #⚫.drabbles #⚫.teardrop #kento nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #nanami x reader

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TW ATTEMPTED SUICIDE

when reiner had the fucking gun in his mouth it broke my fucking heart, i wanted nothing more than to obliterate that gun and hold him. god i wanna comfort him so bad and tell him that how could he have known abt everything ykno he was brought up in marley w specific views all his life and i just- sobs i wanna hold him close every night and take care of him IM NOT A GENTLE PERSON SO THE FACT THAT IM WILLING TO BE GENTLE W A 2D CHARACTER SPEAKS VOLUMES

I'm the same!! That hurt my heart so bad. Hes such a good character with internal struggles and shows so much self vs what you've been conditioned to believe

I wanted to cry, that scene hurt me so bad. I love Reiner so much, he was the first character I fell in love with in AoT

I'm not super nice or gentle to men often (shocker) I just end up being mean or distant (with reason I'm not going to be straight out mean to a nice guy.)

But Reiner... if he was real I'd want to be so sweet to him, I just wanna hug him so bad. That hurt so bad. Especially with some things I struggle with my heart broke.

I just wanna hold him and tell him that his hurt is valid, that everything isn't exactly his fault, that you were molded and manipulated as a kid and that's hard to fight. Just wanna run my fingers through his hair and tell him it's okay, just wanna be there for him.

heart been broke so many times-

I feel you anon I do 😭

#⚫.answered #⚫.teardrop #⚠️.attempted suicide #didnt know this was going to be a tag

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Imagine u were Levi’s apprentice but then he found out you were from Marley 🙃 and you were protecting Zeke and Reiner from any incoming attacks. He was quite fond of you cuz you did jobs and listened to instructions without any problems and was talented like he was. Homeboy would be hurt lowkey huh...

Oh, it wouldn’t be lowkey, he would be hurt to his core if someone he liked was actually betraying him. Everything came natural to you, especially following orders, which he now looks back and thinks that could have been the first sign. 

Now training directly under him, you must be special. Almost on his level and Mikasa slowly approaching yours, obviously you are skilled. But when it comes down to the fight to retake shiganshina, why did you turn? He has lost so much and now he has to lose you like this? Most of the scouts, his squad, Erwin, and now this? He’s overflowing with anger, bloodlust, but it hurt the most when you crossed swords with him while he was trying to get to Zeke. You and the cart titan were the only things that saved Zeke that day, but he will never forgive you. Treats you with the same animosity he treats Zeke with. 

#⚫️.answered #⚫.teardrop #❖.levi ackerman #◆.aot #i just wanna kith his forehead

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I wonder how Zeke would react to you being pregnant, would he be absolutely delighted or would just go IM FINNA WHIP DIS HOE 🏃🏃🏎🏎💨💨

Baby - Zeke Jaeger x Reader

warnings: pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, I don’t know the ins and outs of pregnancy but google is my friend- just know I’m unreliable. Angsty, fluffy, SMUT Minors DNI. Pubes? Oversenstivity, creampie. Zeke is sweet. 

word count: 4k

note: OMGG HAHAH I can see this going a few ways tbh. also accidentally wrote a fic again :) hehe. It’s Zeke, I cant help it. this started informally so its like a drabble fic hybrid baby which is fitting hehe

He’ll either be like “Well I did say I’d stuff you with my babies so...” and he’ll accept his fate as a father. Will be unusually good especially if it’s a little girl because if he has a son he’ll afraid he’ll be like his father. 

Or he’ll give you a look of horror, if you two were protected and this was completely unexpected he’ll be like “...I don’t know if I can do this...” He might run away, but again he doesn’t want to be like his father, eventually, he’ll come back, probably when you start showing because it’s then that he realizes that you’re pregnant with his kid, for real. Will get on his knees and apologize if needed. Give him a wake-up call, “I told you I was pregnant, and you left me alone. You left me alone for almost three months. I had no one and you left.”

You need to accept him a bit, for your sake and for your baby's sake, but that doesn’t mean you won't be mean to him a bit as revenge. Plus, he needs to earn your trust back. 

You let him live in the guest bedroom, whatever routine and life you had before, it’s completely different now. It’s awkward. He’s missed so much, he’s missed the worse of your morning sickness and dizziness (which you still have occasionally just not as bad), and he’s missed getting you weird food combos, he’s missed you, he misses your warmth, he misses talking to you in slow cold mornings, he misses rubbing his beard on your neck and you complaining that it tickles, he should have never set a foot out the door, he knows that now. 

“This is my baby. Not yours, not ours, not unless you prove yourself.” And boy does he. It doesn’t matter if it’s the dead of night and you want food, he’ll get it with sleepy eyes and pajama pants if he needs to. One day he’s venturing out of his bedroom to see your bathroom light on, and he’s going to check, of course he is, because he is worried. You’re leaning over the toilet with your eyes closed, head propped against the wall, a cold rag resting on your thigh to get your temperature down and try to keep you grounded as you throw up. 

You can see how this looks like a bad situation to someone who hasn’t been there for months. Why do they even call it morning sickness when it doesn’t just stick to mornings. So when he slides next to you on the floor with a panicked look in his eyes asking ‘are you okay? is the baby okay? should we go to the hospital?’ it’s a bit irritating but it warms your heart nonetheless. Your head is pounding, you desperately want to sleep but every time you move it makes you a little more nauseous so you can’t even make it to the bed. His hand is on your thigh, it's warm but not uncomfortably warm like your body, and his calloused hands bring you back to reality. “It’s normal,” is the best explanation you can utter out right now. 

He wants to ask what he can do to help, but your eyebrows are scrunched in pain and he doesn’t want to deepen that so he’ll at least try to help. He brings you a pillow to rest your hips on, even though you groan when you move you appreciate it because the tiles began digging into your skin, your pajama shorts do nothing to help you with that but the cold tiles feel nice to an extent. All of Zeke’s knowledge from college and how he took care of his hungover or sick friends is jumbled up because can any of those tips apply here? Whenever your stomach didn’t feel good you’d ask him to fix you peppermint tea and that seemed to help but will the smell bother you? This is the first time he’s felt true panic since- well since you told him you were pregnant, and when he came back to beg for forgiveness. 

You’re still sitting beside the toilet, it’s much more comfortable now with the pillow, and Zeke brought you a fresh wet rag because the old one was starting to warm up to you. There’s shuffling from the kitchen that’s muffled by the walls and he comes back with an armful of things -- it’s almost comical. Your favorite water bottle refilled with bits of ice clinking around, a blue Gatorade bottle, a handful of plain crackers from the back of your cabinet that he must’ve scrambled to find. He runs back one more time to bring a warm mug- which he now realizes probably is the opposite of what you want because it’s warm and it seems like you want to be cold. He looks awkward as he sits on the other side of the toilet, leaning against the tub, like he’s being graded for his performance. He’s just close enough to reach you, just in case, hand caressing your ankle which is more to comfort him than you.

Now you look a little more relaxed. “Uhm...” he clears his throat as he speaks softly, “... I brought you tea, and crackers, water too. And cookies just in case. And Gatorade.” He looks younger now somehow, like when you and him met in college when he first asked you out on a date, nervous and scratching his ear. 

This is the first time you have looked at him so softly since he came back. He does deserve the harshness, he thinks, but seeing the opposite after so long is almost gratifying. “Water sounds nice,” so he hands you the bottle quickly. 

Sitting there almost another hour, you still don’t want to try to get up but Zeke stays and hands you everything you need. Pushes back any hair in the way when you lean to retch into the toilet. The times between each retch get longer, and after forcing yourself to eat a few crackers you feel like you have finally come down to earth, the rag and tiles too cold, the warmth of your bed filled with fluffy blankets tempt you. 

“I think I’m okay now,” you aren’t, but just okay enough to go to bed and try to sleep. Zeke works you up to your feet, slow and steady, staying firm for you to lean on. You catch a glance at yourself in the mirror and it’s almost like a horror movie jumpscare. Red eyes, half-lidded and tired, eye bags more defined and lips chapped. The thought of toothpaste makes you want to throw up again but you have mouthwash that gentle so that’ll do, and the coconut lip balm you rely on has never bothered you. Zeke keeps at least one hand on your hips the whole time, you figure you do look like you are about to fall apart any moment. 

He waddles you to your bed. It looks way different than when he saw it last. More pillows than before, lining the side closest to your bedroom door, his side. Or it was his side. There are more blankets too and a heating pad with a little remote dangling off the bed. He feels like he needs to retch now, guilt chasing up his spine. You’ve dealt with this alone, without him. How many times were you not able to get up off the floor because no one was there to help? The pillows that you lined his side with are taunting him, ‘we had to fill the void you left.’ But it’s just his own voice scolding him. 

There are few things in life he is able to regret, but leaving you was one of the worst mistakes he could have ever made. 

When you finally get comfortable, one leg thrown over the pillow and at least 3 fluffy blankets that he’s tucked over you, the temptation to ask to stay in your room scratches at the back of his head. He won’t ask, not tonight, not right now. He presses a closed-lip kiss to your shoulder that’s barely felt over the blankets. “Holler if you need me, okay?” He can see your breathing is steady and lets out a short laugh, you must have been exhausted. He’ll pour out the tea you didn’t drink, and make sure to get some more crackers on the grocery list.

/ / : 

Slowly, he’s earning your trust. It’s been a month since he’s come back and now the atmosphere is more comfortable. Not romanticly domestic like he so desperately wants it to be again, but he can’t complain about progress. 

He hasn’t been allowed to touch your belly, or even see it really because you are wearing the biggest clothes you can find. This is a rare moment where he gets to see you in tighter clothing because you feel too warm, and he gets to see your belly. It’s a cute bump, stretching out the tanktop you are wearing, he can see the dip/pop of your belly button through it, and you’ve refused to wear bras ever since your breasts started to feel too sensitive. Zeke didn’t expect to find this so... to put it in simple terms, hot. 

Your nipples are poking through, breasts heavy, and the realization that he pumped you full with his kid and claimed you completely runs straight to his cock. He shouldn’t be this horny right now, especially when you are complaining about being too hot while laying on the couch with your feet propped up, shorts doing nothing to cover you, especially when he can see that you are not wearing underwear and slightly wet. Can you really blame him? You are hot, he loves you, and he’s been pent up ever since he came back and even before because his hand doesn’t cut it. 

When he leans to give you a cup of ice water he knows you can see his hard-on through his pajama pants, it’s not like he’s trying to hide it. “Are you seriously horny right now?” You don’t really mean to say it like you are offended, you’re just surprised, and curious, because what the hell is going through his head right now? He’s a little startled because of your straightforwardness but he is nothing if not shameless when it comes to this type of scenario. How do you think you got pregnant in the first place? 

“Yes, because a beautiful woman is laying right there with her legs propped up so I can see her cunt -- which is wet by the way -- and her tits, well, she might as well be shirtless and-” He takes his hand to run up your knee, “-she has my cute kid sitting in her belly right now. You are kind of irresistible you know?” 

That’s really embarrassing, sure it felt airy but you didn’t know he could see. You can feel your cunt gush -- curse pregnancy horniness -- as you look up to him from where your head is resting against a pillow. You could risk it... You can satisfy yourself sure, the few toys you have resting under the bathroom sink but you know that the best experience, the most satisfying one, would be with Zeke. At least you tell yourself that's the reason, really you miss him, you miss him loving on you like you’re the only person in the universe and his warm touches, you miss him fucking you brainless. You don’t think he’ll leave again at this point, he’s too far in, going to doctor's appointments with you and living with you, and if he tried you might just break one of his legs. So why not? It’s not like he could get you pregnant again-

“If I’m so irresistible, why aren’t you doing anything?” You see him quirk a brow at you, knowing this will change the relationship he’s slowly been earning back. He just meant to embarrass you a bit, see you warm up with his lewd words but actually initiating something is the best outcome. So the hand that’s been lingering on your knee goes down to the juncture of your thigh, brushing up against the bump of your belly. It has you sucking in a breath, you are so sensitive, and he loves how responsive you are. 

“As you wish.” He settles himself between your legs on the couch, they spread to accommodate him and he can see more of your cunt peaking out through the shorts. Unless he is mistaken, you have gotten wetter since he last saw it which is sending his blood rushing. Working off your shorts is easy, throwing them somewhere behind him, and he observes for a moment. He hasn’t seen you naked in a long time so he is soaking up every moment like it will be his last. You nudge your ankle to his side, “Don’t stare,” you say in an airy voice he hasn’t heard in a long time. There’s a patch of hair contouring your cunt, being dampened by your slick. You don’t care if he doesn’t like hair or not, you are pregnant and he should be thankful he’s even between your legs right now. Still, a nagging in the back of your head is making you a little self-conscious, but that is slowly being overridden by desire. He takes your offending ankle and rubs circles in it, it’s to keep you in place, a sense of dominance with a soft undertone. His other hand goes to take a few fingers to spread open your cunt, “I’m sorry, I like to stare at things that are beautiful, it’s how I was made.” That doesn’t even sound like an apology, too light-hearted and snaked with lust. Scolding him sounds like a good option but you can’t bring yourself to. You are just too sensitive, his hand isn’t even rubbing at your sweet spots but it still feels so good. 

His stare on your nethers finally lets up, bringing both of his hands to trail up your belly, rubbing the bump of your growing baby. His baby, that he put in you. He bends over your belly to kiss it through your top, slowly riding it up so he can kiss the skin. It’s too soft, too comforting. You want to cry because this is what you have wanted this whole time since you found out you were pregnant. You wanted him to be sweet, fawn over you, and kiss your belly, and love your kid as much as he claimed to love you. There are so many things left unspoken, so many things to talk over that you both haven’t gotten to. You card fingers through his blonde hair, it’s just as soft as you last felt it, though you know he’s been using stupid low-quality shampoo because he can’t steal yours anymore. He looks up at you, giving you a much too sweet smile before settling his glasses on the coffee table.

He whips off his shirt to stay at least equal exposed as you, you’ve always complained about how it’s unfair. What’s really unfair, he thinks, is how hot you look laid out for him. The roughness of his hands contrasts the softness of your skin, the pudge of your thighs, the slowly appearing stretch marks on your belly, the softness of the edge of your breast he can feel teasing the edge of his hand as he adventures your body. Even your little moans are soft like silk running across his skin every time you breathe one out from his touches. Pulling your tank top over your breasts, he stares again. He really has missed a lot, your breasts look a little different, just a bit bigger, and your nipples swollen a bit with sensitivity, perked and begging for his attention. 

So he caves, pressing his fingertips into the flesh of your breasts making you gasp because of the tenderness. The pads of his thumb circling around your areola before thumbing roughly over your nipple. They’re so cute, so responsive, Zeke loves it. He kisses your belly one more time and adjusts himself closer to you, pajama pants brushing against the swell of your ass, and leans so he can lap at your chest. His tongue feels almost prickly like a cat because of how sensitive you are, it hurts but it doesn’t hurt at the same as he tongues your nipple into his mouth and sucks hard, teeth teasing your nipple just a bit. It causes you to jolt and moan, digging your fingers into his hair as he continues to press kisses into your chest. You can feel his chest vibrate with a salacious giggle, his sadistic tendencies tend to slip out like this, and seeing you jolt and knowing your cunt must be absolutely drenched makes him all too prideful.

“Zeke, that’s enough-” He’s sucking the skin of your breasts hard so it'll leave bruises when he’s done. One of his hands presses gently into your belly, “Soon I won’t be able to do this as much. Let me have my fun.” All the implications send your blood rushing to your head as you throw it back into the pillow. He sucks a few more bruising hickeys to the underside of your breasts before pulling back, leaving a bite at your nipple. 

He’s too needy to even work his pants off completely, doesn’t even bother with his socks. He was right, your cunt is drenched and leaking slick so much, sticking to the hair that's there, it’s almost running to your ass. “Fuck, you’re so fucking-” he can’t even find the words to describe you right now. Beautiful, divine, ethereal, are a few words that come close to describing you. So he just presses a kiss into your knee before settling his cock near your clenching hole. 

“You’re okay with this?” There’s so much kindness in his voice, seeping into your skin. You know this is your chance to pull back, to continue the steady incline of your relationship with him instead of this jump. You don’t know if it’s your horny brain taking over or your logical side agreeing with it but, you want this.

“Zeke, if you don’t fuck me I’ll probably cry.” Maybe that wasn’t the best response to this situation, you realize, but you’ve long passed the point of being embarrassed for this. He lets out a rough laugh at your response, pressing his thumbs into the juncture of your thigh and hips. Before he does anything he wrestles a pillow from beneath the couch to sit under your hips, making you wiggle until you are comfy. 

“We can’t have that, now can we?” It’s mocking but filled with affection. He glides his cock over your slick cunt to wet it a bit before prodding at your hole, sliding ina bit slowly to let you adjust. “Shit-” It feels completely different -- puffy, your insides are swollen and plush, caging his cock in an enticing vice. 

His fingers are digging into your thighs as he holds his cock, pushing in until he reaches the base. Your nails are clasped to his bicep and you swear your eyes roll back from the pressure of his cock inside you. Stretches your walls to the max, pushing against all the soft ridges of your cunt. 

“‘S too much-” He’s barely even moved since he’s been inside you and you’re already complaining? With your slurred words? Cute. 

“You can handle it, can’t you?” He shouldn’t be mean, but this isn’t really mean, is it? Rocking his hips into yours, making sure the pillow propping up your hips stays in place, there are tears rimming your lashes from pleasure and little whines being pushed out of you from the force of his thrusts. You can’t even respond with words, he’s too deep and it feels too good and it’s been too long since experiencing this. You barely even use the dildos you have but he’s bigger, thick around the middle and the tip of his cock hammering into your soft patches that you can never reach, that send you closer to the edge sooner than you think. 

The creaking of the couch echoes off the walls but the slaps of his thighs meeting yours feel much louder, it almost makes you dizzy. Zeke is glad your belly hasn’t gotten bigger otherwise he wouldn’t be able to situate himself on top of you anymore, elbows caging you in, his full-bodied warmth comforting you. You whisper curses into his mouth as he kisses you, still rocking into you, your legs wrapped around the back of his thighs to pull him ever deeper into you. Moans trapped by his lips and his own raspy groans by yours. Arms wrapped around his midsection with you nails digging into his back, your nipples brushing against his chest which is pleasurable in it’s own torturous way.

He can feel your plush cunt clench around him sporadically and your thighs tighten around him. The feeling deep in your belly is about to snap, the tears clinging to your lashes roll down the sides of your face and Zeke makes them disappear with wet kisses and a rough thumb, pushing your chin down to capture your lips with his again. “Gonna cum for me?” There he is again with a cock lilt to his voice that has your cunt quivering around his cock, but you have no room to complain right now. You are sure you’re leaving red streaks down his back now because it feels like every muscle in your body is tightening as you cream around his cock, leaving a translucent ring for him to mess up with a few more well placed thrusts that have him reaching closer to his own orgasm. “Cummin’ so pretty for me- fuck.” You hold him close and continue to constrict your cunt walls around him, his head placed near your neck for him to bite at as he fills you up, a deep rock into you and he stills, plugging his cum inside you. 

Zeke wishes he could lay here forever, your belly between him and you, and him inside you. It’s a comfort in it’s own right, seeing you filled with him, claimed with his kid inside you, ontop of you in borderline possessiveness. There’s things you both need to speak about but right now he can predict you saying you are either hungry or needing a bath, or both. 

After you both catch your breath he leans back, slipping his cock out in the process. It’s picturesque, seeing his seed slip from your cunt and down your ass, sticking in the curls around your cunt in the process, and seeing the previous fruits of his seed growing inside you. He didn’t expect to like it this much but fuck. You look godly, basking in the aftermath of a wonderful orgasm, truly glowing. 

/ / :

“After you have this kid I’m fucking marrying you.” He doesn’t mean to say it but it’s too late to turn back now. Post-ciotal bliss must be fogging up his head.

You give him a wild deshevled look as you prop yourself up on an elbow. “Wha- Zeke what the fuck? Is this your way of trying to propose to me?” 

It hurts that you sound offended but he does deserve that. “No, not yet, we have a lot to do before proposing.” His hands rub over your naked belly as he looks down at you. 

“What does that even mean?” 

“It means I have a lot of time between now and when you have them and I’m taking advantage of every second.” 

You cough out a laugh, “You’re ridiculous. Our baby won’t be able to stand you, I bet.”

You don’t even notice the slip-up but he does -- ours, not my. “Of course, they won’t be able to stand, they’re a baby, they can’t even hold their heads up on their own.” 

The pillow that was behind your head hits his face and he is laughing deep within his chest. You’re complaining about he’s going to evolve into worse and worse dad jokes but ah, if you are godly this must be heaven.

𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡ 

//: 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

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[onyxoverride]

the you laying on zeke’s neck post was so 💞💞

imagine u getting held hostage by zeke and you eventually turn sides after falling for him so when u two fight you’re always entering battle on his shoulder, he makes sure to always say “stay safe, come back to me.” before you head off to fight your ex-comrades;u;

Omgg a kith for your big brain thoughts 😭

To be fair, he was charming. Captivating in his own way and you just happened to fall victim to it. He treats you nicer than all the others, even the eldians here spit in your direction. But Zeke? He helps you bandage up your knee after you are pushed over, holds your hand like a proper lady when helping you step inside, kisses your knuckles in the quiet reprieve of his apartment.

Is it really your fault? You don't even believe in this cause. But you believe in Zeke. So that's enough for you. You need to believe in something. Anything, to keep you sane. Zeke and his plan is enough to believe in. But that in itself is hard, having to turn all your friends into your enemies. You were -- are -- a soldier to your core. Believing in something that you are unsure of isn't foreign to you.

So you turn on them, trying to forget the names of all of your friends -- enemies. More fighting. More blood. More death.

It's all inevitable, in the end.

You still have your ODM gear from when Zeke took you. The Marleyians figured out how to make canisters for gas, they're slow in trying to figure out how it works though. And as much as they want you to train people to use it, you refuse with half assed excuses.

One more battle, one more trip to Paradis.

Before he transforms he leaves a kiss on your neck, mumbling but firm in his words. "Be safe," one more kiss, "come back to me."

You promise you will, like you always do. It's empty, both of you knowing the unsurity of the situation.

It's unexpectedly fun to lay on Zekes neck as he makes his way to the walls. Rumbling but steady, you could take a nap up here. He trusts you, especially when you lay on his nape, he feels more protected than anything. This is the closest you can be to his actual body right now, and if you talk loud enough he can hear you through the thick skin of his nape.

The closer you get, he can feel, the more agitated you become.

You give his nape a kiss, you're not even sure if he can feel something so soft, before you grapple onto the closest wall.

#⚫.answered #⚫.teardrop #zeke jaeger x reader #zeke jaeger #zeke jaeger fluff #❖.zeke jaeger #◆.aot #⚫.drabbles

[onyxoverride]

What if ur one of the titan shifters sent to paradis island and you’re already in a relationship w zeke but then u lowkey fall in luv w erwin or levi and then what happens between u n zeke when he finds out 🧍‍♂️

OOOOOOO spoiler warnings for AoT season 4 up until the latest episode rn (9? I believe) Erwin livvveessss in this scenario

Like imagine being sent and Zeke is like “I really wish this didn’t need to happen, I want you to stay safe and stay with me.” But you can’t you have to go, but before you do Zeke and you have your last intimate moment together, slow and passionate, both of you a little teary because this might be the last time you see him. 

Then in Paradis you still can’t stop thinking about Zeke but eventually, after a year you realize you have been thinking of him less and less, you have to deal with the guilt of not really remembering the man you claim to still love. 

When another tall handsome blonde with a leadership personality, who is kind but still it feels like he somehow just knows everything, and knows how and what to sacrifice to reach his goals. He’s striking and bold, and he immediately steals your heart after serving under him for a while. There are lingering touches, casual flirts, and lowkey favoritism but nothing beyond that. Everything feels like it goes down the drain when Reiner exposes you three for being titans. But you refuse to go with them, you need to stay, even if it means being chained up in a dungeon being interrogated by Levi, Erwin, and Hanji. Even after you fought Reiner and Bert for them. You reveal everything, everything you aren’t supposed to, what you were trained to keep secret. Erwin eventually lets Hanji and Levi let up on you, and slowly you begin to work on their side. 

Every time Erwin asks why you betrayed Marley you just repeat the answer that you’ve been convincing yourself is the reason why you stayed; “Because I hate how I was treated, and I hate that you’ve been thrown into a one-sided war without ever knowing it was a war in the first place.” But he knows the underlying affection you still have for him. And he wishes that this world was a simpler place so he could hold you. For once in his life, he wishes that the selfishness he usually indulges in would take over so he could hold you. 

Eventually, he does, you both indulge one too many times, and Levi scolds him every time. He holds you as you sit in front of the fire, he helps you cook when you need it, he kisses your forehead goodnight. Some nights he drags you into his tent and has you bite the edge of your shirt to keep quiet while he drills into you, even though he’s just as loud as you.

When attacking Marley ships go as planned and you meet Yelena, all of a sudden the memories of you and Zeke come flooding back. It’s been years. And when he finally arrives in a carriage with Levi and Erwin, you don’t know what to do. When you finally see him in the forest of those big ass trees, even he is shocked, and apparently, he doesn’t know what to do either. But he sees the way Erwin holds your shoulder, and stares at him. And he sees the pitiful look you give him, he doesn’t say anything. Not yet. How is he supposed to confront you, his lost love who might have died over the last few years, or how you didn’t come back to Marley even though he was there waiting for you? How he had to push aside any love he had for you over the years just to go through with his plans. Fuck. He just wants to hold you again, even if you both barely recognize each other. 

uhm anon perfect angst material ily this is a good idea

I do have an idea for a fic with a Titan Shifter Reader x Hanji ooooff this just is tasty brain food

#⚫️.answered #⚫.teardrop #◆.aot #❖.zeke jaeger #❖.erwin smith

[onyxoverride]

the lowkey angst aspect of the zeke reiner and reader love triangle is what makes it IMMACULATE. like imagine after the threesome, it becomes a regular thing but the reader always only cuddles up to zeke and not reiner and he just feels so empty

THANK YOU AAUUGHH my heart ouch 

For the cuddling aspect Im making Reiner involved as hell, Reader tuggin on his arm to come closer and Zeke teasing him about “what you just fucked them, scared to cuddle all of a sudden?” But the real angst part is.. Zeke and Reader are getting married. That’s one thing he can’t join in on, one thing he can’t have. He is going to have to be content with just being their add-on and nothing more, he can’t marry Zeke and he can’t marry You. Reiner can’t help you in your everyday life because he doesn’t live with you. Reiner can’t come home to you and Zeke, he can’t watch as the both of you cook dinner so domestically. He can’t be involved like Zeke and you are and NOWW he's struggling with his sexualityyyy. At this point, at the anon who asked about a part 3, Imma have to make a part 3... 

Watch me cave and make it fluffy more than angsty, or angsty with a happy ending. 

#⚫️.answered #⚫.teardrop #❖.reiner braun #❖.zeke jaeger