#♛⊱⦃ ⏤ {crack.} ⦄⊰♛

[venisontransmission]

"If you do want to eat Vox, avoid the crunchy bits."

#♛ ;; on air || ic #♛ ;; dashboard commentary #♛ ;; crack

[mindsafe]

hc: this is kenny's fridge in a modern AU

#「 ♛ 」crack #「 ♛ 」oh sinnerman; where are you gonna run to? ( kenny )

[cryopathiic-a]

he's just a guy :shrug:

#;crack #♛ ¦ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐄! ༺ mun's art. #(( we dont discuss resolution on this blog we dont understand pixels and we dont care to )) #(( your honor. he should be let free he is baby ))

[endeavoredtoserve]

since being laid off i've had soooo much time to write my fantasy novel i've been working on but the inspiration for it is DEAD. i've been working on my scripts as normal but this one particular thing i wanna write i've been struggling sooooo bad and it's so irritating

i'm only thinking of it rn because it's loosely inspired by alicent (of course)

#♛ └─── *⛧ ooc. ( obsessive playlist maker. ) #nighttime thoughts #like i have the concept i finally cracked the code on it #i just keep like every time i go to write it my brain shuts off #i need to vibe with my alicent playlist and write it

[d-ecrescendo]

<- origin. @metaladam

Who ? Her ?

What do you MEAN the cat bit your ass ? She is just an innocent little bystander to all this. Don't mind the pretty golden feathers caught in her fangs that she's blatantly removing. Just a coincidence.

#just a playbite yknow <3 #lil bitty nibble #affection #(she bites) #metaladam #(♪) ic ; — 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒; 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃. #(♛) crack ; — [ 𝑊𝐼𝐼 𝐿𝑂𝐵𝐵𝑌 𝑀𝑈𝑆𝐼𝐶 𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐼𝑇'𝑆 𝐻𝑂𝑅𝑅𝐼𝐵𝐿𝑌 𝑂𝑈𝑇 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝑈𝑁𝐸 ]

[fellmother]

@exalted--zealotry replied to a post:

Falchion is effective against both. Try him.

Well it's a good thing Rôta is effective against cavalry. And Anri doesn't need to have his mount to be on a high horse.

#♛⊱⦃ ⏤ {ic.} ⦄⊰♛ #exalted zealotry #{Anri.} #♛⊱⦃ ⏤ {crack.} ⦄⊰♛ #{i will never get over how petty these two are to the point where their personal weapons are effective against each other}

[iudiex]

slips him a totally not abyssal slushie, "here monsieur neuvillette, it's a delicacy of mondstadt."

         𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲   𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬   𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐥   slushie   without   even   second   guessing   it.   he   does   love   sweet   treats.

                  ❝   ⸻ why   thank   you,   sir   alberich.   ❞

                           kamisato-esque   slurping   noises.   oh   dear.

#well that's not good #⋅ ♛ ⋅ — › ᴊ'ᴀᴠᴏᴜᴇ ᴊᴇ ᴍᴀᴜᴅɪs. — ⌜ answered ⌟ #⋅ ♛ ⋅ — › ⌜ crack ⌟ #abysshearted

[iilahalzili]

     Pout™ not enough murder.

#𝕀 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕠𝕙 ♛ ♕ crack #(best icon)

[venisontransmission]

peter, the horse is here

#♛ ;; dashboard commentary #♛ ;; crack #Youtube

[silvertongued-trickster]

loki has the capacity to get incredibly hangry.

if he's in a rage, or a grump, and there's no discernible cause, he is usually either hungry or tired.

silly hc inspired by this ( thx @t0nystrk )

#loki : ' bend to my will or face my wRATH !! ' #' hey lokes - eat a snickers. you get all murder-y when you're hungry ' #loki : ' >:( ' #[ ♛ ] . ⊹ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 » … 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 & 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 . #crack . #but not really

[cryopathiic-a]

.... get stickbugged. lol.

There's some initial confusion on the demon's part; but it clears up once the insect begins to... dance. And the Lord Founder's squinting snaps to a cheerful grin instantaneously.

❝ Awh, Inosuke! You brought me a friend from outside? That's so sweet of you, my little piglet... ❞ And of course, he is utterly impervious to any cringed comments that might follow — especially since he has already moved on to letting the little guy climb up on his palm. The insect only starts bobbing faster, though. Almost as if it's sensing some kind of threat.

❝ Oy, oy, look at him go! He's putting up a show for us! Oh, and he dances just like you~ ❞ Spoken quickly, but it was clearly not meant as a compliment. ❝ What should we name him? ❞

#(( get cringe'd kid :/ )) #♛ ¦ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇꜱ༺ answered #whirling fangs #;crack

[archivedthesun]

on his way to fight malenia: “she better not hurt my horsey”

#[ ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ || General Radahn || ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ ] #[ ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ || crack || ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ ]

[khalesci]

made dany in bg3 and I'm dying bc ten minutes into the game and she was already so Done™ sdfljkdsfjjkl

#♛ ooc. ⊱ ❝ 𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪. ❞ #she's angry but she's pretty!! #the last two crack me tf up #they are giving 'when you go to another universe and you're still somehow the one who has to fix shit' energy

[lionfanged]

@kataskopeia replied to this post :

jotting down: knowledgeable about drugs, investigate firm

local murder suspect highly concerned about the people handling this case.

#kataskopeia #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ shattering the fourth wall┊✧ CRACK #( had to make this a post this reply was just TOO funny )

[iudiex]

slaps the abyssal slushie out of his hand. who else will uphold justice ? not his retired ass that’s for sure.

         𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬   𝐚𝐭   𝐳𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢   with   his   big   ole   vishap   eyes????

                           ❝   why   would   you   do   this   to   me?!   ❞   

                       lip   wobble.   now   it's   raining.   thanks   zhongli.

#⋅ ♛ ⋅ — › ᴊ'ᴀᴠᴏᴜᴇ ᴊᴇ ᴍᴀᴜᴅɪs. — ⌜ answered ⌟ #⋅ ♛ ⋅ — › ⌜ crack ⌟ #gemkun #gemkun / zhongli #HE JUST WANTED A SIPPY

[iilahalzili]

Oh hey look what was found in the files: Boy Band™

#𝕀 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕠𝕙 ♛ ♕ crack #(Ra-mun is feeling really bleh so have this) #(there's a whole folder of these) #(it also reminds me of just how /short/ Yami // Atem is)