#↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

location: jamie's front yard / public sidewalk stats: open @nottinghillstarters

she'd been in the middle of hose watering the grass - mostly because she was bored, and it was relaxing. she was interrupted by a noise above her, causing her to turn and look up - and there piper was, on the roof, walking back and forth. so, her motherly instincts kicked in, but so did her childish ones. she aimed the water up to spray the teen, earning a growl of frustration. dropping the hose, she pointed 'down'. "i don't know what you were thinking getting on the roof, and without your ears at that, but get your ass down and don't let me catch you up there again or i'll put prison bars on the windows," jamie spoke as she signed before walking over to the mailbox. "they say 'be friendly with your children', but then there's my child, who gives me daily heart confarctions cause she does stuff like play on the roof," she muttered, flipping through the envelopes she took out of the box.

#nottinghillstart #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jvmieisms]

location: a park status: open

"ohmygodbirds." as soon as she heard the words leave her daughter's mouth, she looked up from her phone, only to see the teen already skedaddling to a large group of birds. "leave those damn birds alone! you're gonna give 'em a heart attack, and the funeral cost'll come outta your allowance!" jamie called out, her hands rapidly signing along with her words, but the fourteen-year-old was already too far away for her to hear. "don't worry, they said. she'll mellow out when she's a teenager, they said. they fuckin' lied," she said, plopping herself down on a bench. @sewastarters

#sewa.starter #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼 #↱ 𝒾'𝓂 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝒶 𝓇ℯ𝑔𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓇 𝓂ℴ𝓂 𝒾'𝓂 𝒶 𝒸ℴℴ𝓁 𝓂ℴ𝓂 ↲ featuring ℙ𝕀ℙ𝔼ℝ

[jamieisms]

location: outside jamie's house status: open

"y'know what i don't understand?" jamie said, taking a drag from her cigarette as she leaned against the fence of her front yard. "why do people go out and walk around the neighborhood, but then complain about literally everyone's house except their own?" she asked. "like carol over there, she just told her husband - within ear shot, just to be a bitch - that my house is creepy, but her house literally looks like a witch house and is falling apart." @nottinghillstarters

#nottinghillstart #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

location: outside a convenience store status: open @nottinghillstarters

she ran all over town the last week with mortimer - that's what she named the hearse - so a trip to the gas station was a must. after she filled it up, she found a parking spot to grab a few things so she wasn't taking up a pump. jamie noticed a few stares as she got out of the car, raising a brow as she closed the door. "what? hearses need gas to run, too," she said before entering the store. it only took a few minutes to get what she needed, and when she exited the door, she saw a few kids peeking through the window. with a grin, she walked up to the car and leaned against it. "mr. reeder is in there. he'll come after you if you interrupt his eternal nap," she said, which made the kids gasp and run off. there wasn't anyone in the casket that was in the back, but they didn't know that. "i love doin' that," jamie said with a small chuckle.

#nottinghillstart #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

her brows were furrowed, confusion written all over her face as she watched a woman from a distance, seemingly struggling to care several cups out of a coffee shop. "...i worry about people like her not having the common sense to use a cup carrier," she said before turning her attention to the other next to her. "so! what's the agenda? are we wreaking havoc today or staying away from activities that'll get us arrested?" @scssyspiced

#jasmine #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

"yanno what i don't understand..." jamie said, applying her lipstick. "why do so many of us bother with make up when it takes so long to put on, but gets ruined in a second?" she asked, picking up her eyeliner. "i mean, we always claim we're smart... and then do dumb stuff like this and have the audacity to complain." @pullumtendies

#hazal #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jvmieisms]

@quinn-barnett

"yo," jamie said, quickly making her way to quinn, a red cooler in one hand that had a biohazard sticker on it. "they gave me a fucking... foot!" she whisper-yelled. "what the fuck am i supposed to do with it, toss it in her casket during her viewing? jesus christ... my dad didn't train me to know how to handle appendages that aren't appendaged to our departed souls."

#quinn #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jvmieisms]

@tallonkozlov

"your favorite annoyance is here," jamie sang as she shuffled her way up to tallon, fully planning on being a menace. "coroner gave me suckers, ya want one?" she asked, holding a small sucker out as she put the other in her mouth.

#tallon #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

white russian, cosmopolitan

[ white russian ] what would they do if they won the lottery?

"buy carol a mansion in the states on a remote island so i don't have to deal with her cranky ass anymore."

[ cosmopolitan ]  what is their happiest memory ever?

"the day piper said my name for the first time. she was late in verbal speech milestones because of her hearing impairment and the fact that we used mostly sign language to communicate instead of making her speak. we were taking a bath and i forgot to take her processor off, but she went to scratch her head and she felt her processor and said "mommy! ears get wet!" not only was it the first time she said my name, it was the most amount of words she'd said altogether and her very first incomplete sentence. i think i cried more that day than when i gave birth."

#answered #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

[ whiskey sour ]  what is the biggest lie they ever told someone?

"told my teacher i was having labor pains so i could get out of school. i was in fact in some discomfort, but it wasn't labor. it was piper using my bladder as a fucking trampoline and getting into a boxing match with my kidneys."

#answered #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼

[jamieisms]

true or false : you wish he had stayed.

"who is he? where did he go? there's only one person i can think of this being about and he never left."

#answered #↱ 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 ↲ talking to 𝕁𝔸𝕄𝕀𝔼