#“Kris Lindahl; his arms wide”

[thunderheadfred]

I'm fine I'm just really really pissed off at this guy

fuck you and your local meme billboard arms

#fucking corporate cash buy-out bastard #he owns like half of the real estate listings around here #flip a coin and find this shithead with his arms spread on the front lawn #it's like that 'Darmok' Star Trek TNG episode #“Kris Lindahl; his arms wide” #buys houses for cash #replaces the carpets #hides all the disclosures #and charges $75k over market value #somehow everything still sells in less than a week #I'm going to ride a moose through his front window #meanwhile #I have to start from SCRATCH with my dad #who is just... impossible to deal with about real estate #he REFUSES to understand this market #I thought this house getting snatched out from under us might teach him a lesson but. uh. no. no it did not #he was just like “well we'll magically find a cheaper house with MORE features” and then we'll negotiate a price on THAT one #or the classic: “there are tons of houses available” #.............not in the year of our Demiurge Capitalist Hellscape 2024 there are not