#‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl

[thattheater-kid]

Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said

Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?

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Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.

Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.

Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.

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Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.

Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.

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Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?

Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?

Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.

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Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!

Angel: That suits me very well.

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Adam: Nature is for lesbians!

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Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.

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*in text*

Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.

Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.

Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?

#source: original #source: my family #all of these are things that have been said in my household #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel Charlie #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel niffty #‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl #those were both my brother lol