#[ Also Sal: worries and worries and worries whenever Guy (or Kilowog/Kyle/Hal for that matter) is on a lengthy away mission ]

[once-was-muses]

@distant-wcrlds | Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person!

Salaak, talk about Guy Gardener?

"I will have to decline. Dr. Natu has determined that the ulcers which keep forming in my mouth and throat are a direct result of stress, and Lantern Gardener is a considerable source thereof."

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"Oh, how I despise that execrable Terran lout- I can practically feel the influx of cortisol poisoning my neurons each time he speaks! That tawdry costume he tries to pass off as a 'uniform' is an affront to several codes, not to mention the Corps' name itself! In all my years, I have never seen a Lantern that can create so many additional problems whilst trying to resolve one- it's as if he thrives off being reprimanded!"

#They're Listening... : asks #distant wcrlds #Tetradexterity : Salaak #[ Sal: complains night and day about Guy ] #[ Also Sal: worries and worries and worries whenever Guy (or Kilowog/Kyle/Hal for that matter) is on a lengthy away mission ]