#<== hm I see that inhaling coffee like water does have side effects lol. (word vomit)

[frightfulmouse]

I drink my 32oz of evening coffee like everyone else……. In 2 minutes flat

#text #😑 now I have fuck all to do while I’m finishing up work :/ #I am already watching a movie in the second window but I need a third thing to do #and my jaw is too sore to chew gum #HELL………… #there is no enrichment in my enclosure #is this relatable #is this anything……… #I was watching a thing earlier where the doctor was like #I believe ppl when they say they can fall asleep after drinking coffee in the evening but it still affects their quality of sleep #and my toxic trait of the day is that I think that doesn’t apply to me #I sleep like the dead everyday from 1am-8am #like high key so smug about my ability to just put my phone down and be asleep in 5 seconds #it’s a skill I have cultivated #Julia is falling asleep on the floor #she is napping #not me. I am sleeping exactly 7 hrs everyday and drinking two pots of coffee daily #<== hm I see that inhaling coffee like water does have side effects lol. (word vomit) #this is why I know I can’t be trusted with alcohol #if I drink you gotta give me the tiniest cups because I WILL throw the whole thing back #that’s why we always buy minis lol #well. back to work 🤡