#:/// hmph anyway

[ministarfruit]

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ happy birthday axel!!🎉🎉⛓️🧡

#vtuber #GET SQUISHED IDIOT #WHEN WILL I GET TIRED OF GROUP HUGS. NEVER #hugs are one of my fave forms of affection I think #holostars #holotempus #axel syrios #regis altare #machina x flayon #banzoin hakka #gavis bettel #josuiji shinri #magni dezmond #noir vesper #i lied about never drawing them as 8 again because here they are #can you believe it's been a year since axel syrios attacked me directly (his bday thumbnail last year) #ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IDIOT. HMPH (affectionate) #theyre all so stupid I love them dearly

[sarangkstars]

#I'm glad you know it!!!! #hmph 😤 #anyways 😵‍💫 #chae jong hyeop #castaway diva

[babsvibes]

Niche bb headcanons no one asked for:

Chloe experiments with bows once and can’t come up with a comeback for Louise’s “if you were going for Powerpuff girl, great job.” Is it a compliment? Is it an insult? How is she supposed to respond?

When Bob started getting gray in his mustache, he hid it from Linda because she’d want to see the sexy salt and pepper look, but it was only four gray hairs clustered to make it look like something was hanging out of his nose.

Dr. Swanson (Logan’s doctor) is Tom Bush’s golfing buddy, and he agreed to make sure everything was “totally normal” with his old friend’s son. It wasn’t, but he wasn’t about to tell Tom. Nobody else shares their flask on the course.

Also, Tom is scared of Dr. Yap, who canonically works in the same building as him.

Trying keep with the times, the One-Eyed Snakes make meth with gimmicks like “essence of açaí berry” but it turns out that’s basically exactly what any fad weight loss medicine was anyway. They pulled the plug because they may be drug dealers but they won’t perpetuate self esteem issues.

Tina sells friendship bracelets, but the only one who buys one is Gene (who gave it to Louise so she could have a bracelet from Tina AND him)

Harley’s from a big family, and she’s made up a song to help people learn all the names of her cousins. She’ll gladly sing it for anyone. Most people walk away after the seventh verse.

Nat is forklift certified

Gene secretly fills in as a DJ at the old folks home once a month (it’s not a secret, he just forgot to tell people). The senior citizens all turn off their hearing aids until Gene starts playing the classics with a fart noise mixed in here and there.

Jimmy Jr., Zeke, Tammy, and Jocelyn all think they’re Tina’s closest friend and fight about it. Tammy argues that she doesn’t WANT the title, but how could Tina not like her the best in a most treasured rival way? Jimmy Jr. says “well we’ve kissed so it’s hard to get closer than that.” Zeke coughs suspiciously then mentions Tina broke him out of the slammer. Jocelyn doesn’t have an argument but likes being included. Tina has no idea these fights happen, but she’s closest with Gene and Louise.

#babsbles #babshc #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers #I can’t imagine Gene seeing Louise’s friendship bracelet from Tina and not going HMPH >:( #but everything he would try to make would be like just a little too much to reasonably wear on your wrist #it’s the thought that counts anyway and he DID pick the bracelet that felt most like something he would give

[carefulfears]

omg rm9 was kinda fun To Me. i enjoyed mulder and scully going on a sushi date, scully being SOOOOO embarrassingly down bad for a man she’s known over 20 years, and of course the restaurant attacking them because mulder is a bad tipper. it’s also just nice to see them living life, you know??

i had a blast with rm9 tbh, a classic s11 well! have no idea what happened there! but i enjoyed myself! episode. just talked about it a bit but yes!! just seeing them living life!! literally the majority of s11 isn't even them going on cases they're just like. existing. and falling into Situations. in rm9 all they wanted to do was go to this sushi place. scully is of course always embarrassing as hell but what i loved loved loved loved about her in rm9 (and consequently throughout s11) is that last moment at the diner when they're both on their phones, and she puts hers away and just kinda leans over to his shoulder and takes his hand, and he puts his phone down.

i was so floored to see her do that, to ask for his attention like that. so much of the original series is scully...almost quietly suffocating, sometimes? being on the edge of his myopia and focus? wanting him to see her so bad, and then lashing out (READ: fucking serial killers) to either rebel, or get him to notice? but it's been a long time and he has been many more things to her since and now she just grabs his hand and makes him turn to her. in forehead sweat when she whines that he needs to feed her or she's leaving!! and then she does leave!!! in plus one when they aren't even "back together" yet, and she sneaks into his motel room and asks him to hold her.

scully in the revival has left him. she has struck out on her own, had her own career, lived on her own, been a doctor. and she's back and they're back because there's work to be done, and because, as james wong says: "She’s in love with him that way. She had a different career as a doctor, but she came back, because this is so important to him—she’s coming back to be there for him."

she's back, and they're back, because they're always choosing each other, and they've proven it, and they've done the work. she complains about his stakeouts. she cracks jokes about being sure he's on his meds!! she knows that their son is "guiding" them both, somehow. she doesn't question it.

she's embarrassingly down bad even after 25 years because she's never anything but adored him, but there's so much more availability now. she can openly check him out and invite him back into her room and giggle at him and sleep on his jacket in bars. she used to cry, every single time that he was present with her. she used to be so overwhelmed that she couldn't speak, when he was focused on her. this is the inverse reaction of the stability and peace that mulder has found, there's a steady foundation for scully to grow on.

#i know i have an ask from one of you somewhere to do a post on revival scully. thinking it over i promise #but this is like The Main Thing to me by far #kisses #asks #rm9sbg93zxjz #tbh there's this shift in them after the baby was born that kind of gutpunches me...something is very different and solid #'what are you thinking about?' 'about my son. about his mother.' #she will forever be his son's mother. he will forever be her son's father. #and it's not that this binds them because they've always been bound to each other but it shifts them into a new familiarity and dynamic #something very dependent and primal and solid #but for so fucking long that new dynamic was so drowned in grief and loss that they didn't get to have each other any other way #what do you do when someone is your child's mother but you only got 3 days #when someone is your child's father but you spent your one and ONLY year of parenthood alone #hmph! many epiphanies. #anyway the point is that by the revival they're eating jello and watching twilight zone (or whatever it was) in the same house where #for a decade they could barely speak to each other. they were just haunted. #they're healing and it's bringing them closer to each other in orbits and it's lovely!

[sakakisilverlining]

..bro I'm pretty sure your dad was lying to make himself seem like a god. You aren't a vampire and he wasn't some god who can make some "bond" between you two like that. It was a scare tactic .

I partially died in Harp's arms approximately 18 minutes after my Father's death. Ask him yourself. It was rather humorous, given the circumstances.

Even if He's just a man, He is smart... Too smart... And of course I am. At least, after I was given these fangs when I was six...

#Always several steps ahead... #I try to be that clever. Turns out I'm never going to be good enough. #It's whatever. #I'm best as my Ethan's doll anyways. #♤hmph. naturally. [×silverpostings×] #[ask to tag]

[oh-jail-for-mother]

okay so they made Van survive a plane crash, a plane explosion, a wolf attack, and almost getting burned alive and now they give her cancer WHO DECIDED THIS SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD

#do u hate gay ppl or smth #please i need her to be happy for the remainder of her days #GIVE HER SOME JOY #anyway this too shall pass i know it but hmph #yellowjackets #van palmer #vanessa palmer

[phykios]

not viria/burdge, not leah sava jeffries, not even kristin or alexandra, but a secret fifth annabeth design, the 40 yr old greek language myth anthology series that my grandmother gave my sister when we were little which i then stole out of her room

#thot about this recently bc i was clearing out some old links #anyway it was always so funny to me when annabeth was like 'hmph no one takes me seriously as a blonde' #bc in my head athena Is blonde so i was like ???? girlie pop it's literally fine #anyway this is a joke pls i am jesting

[todayisafridaynight]

any hopes for kiwami 3? like things u wanna see added or changed stuff like that

if they dont keep kiryu's goofy walk stance and the hoof-like walk sounds i dont wanna play it

#snap chats #no one understands how much i love that from y3 and y4 its genuinely one of my favorite things about the game #oh but i guess i have to give an actual answer now. HMPH. #id scream if they revived kanda calling mine limp wristed. homophobia in 4k #OK BUT TO BE SERIOUS uhhhh i dont know. im a real simple guy i think #my only like. If This Isnt There Im Leaving deal is mine's palette and im so serious #rgg's scaring me with all the black-hair/purple-suit mine stuff as of late and i cant stress how hard ill vomit if thats in the final #HYPOTHETICAL final anyways. yk3 isnt coming out for. IDK A WHILE #i wanna say i hope they highlight daigo and mine's relationship more but i dont know how theyd do that #i really like how mine's handled in y3 as is so i dont think i want scenes injected like what they did with yk1 and nishiki #someone said a Mine Saga after the game and... hm ... sounds too unrealistic for me to hope for it #like im REALLY trying to think how they could possibly reference the rggo stories in y3 since those are EXCELLENT but #i think . MAYBE. you could reference the story where richardson calls mine as he's driving to the hospital #the only thing you'd have to exclude though is mine stopping by the bar- like JUST keep the phone conversation maybe #cause in that scene that subordinate does question mine if he can really kill daigo and i think thatd be neat. in my opinion. #yeah i dont know. in regards to rggo its hard to think of what i want without intervening things i already like about y3 #its a real head scratcher ... #a really good epilogue addition would be adapting that RGGO bit where daigo ruminates on mine. that's a fair ending for him i think #it also fulfills the need to see how daigo saw mine even if its just a little #and to non-rggo readers it could start to answer 'how does daigo feel about everything that happened' #im still so curious as to if daigo was briefed on EVERYTHING that happened but .... anyways.... #sorry all my hopes for y3 are just mine/minedai centric fLVKELKA BUT LIKE. i really am content with everything else with y3 surprisingly #idk. i want kiryu fucking up that curry in high definition tho. thats important to me #THEY HAVE TO KEEP THE QTES DURING THE RICHARDSON FIGHT ILL BE PISSED #i need the fight to be AS CAMPY and unnecessary as it was in the og. INCLUDING richardson's voice acting i need it wack as hell #is it weird i actually appreciate the Diet Building Loredumping being like. in replayable-cutscene form #i thought id prefer just One Long cutscene but im glad theres the option to skip those segments #BUT being able to get a refresher in case you missed something somehow #im running out of tags jesus christ i shouldve put this in the main text but vjALjlagj those are all my thoughts for now bYE

[skyward-floored]

You’re making me want to play hw 😭😭

Sorry XD it’s been my latest obsession (even if I’m lowkey annoyed at it because dlc) I can’t help it if it leaks out and makes other people want to play 😅

...though I’m guessing by your ask that that isn’t an option for you rn and I offer you my apologies 😔

#answers from the floor #smiles my beloved #dumb eshop closing down hmph #I mean i dislike dlc anyway on principle but making it entirely unavailable is just. sleazy.

[loismagic]

#Smallville #Clois #Lois Lane #Clark Kent #Erica Durance #Tom Welling #my edit #my gifs #sv edit #sv #I got so used to making gifs for cloisgifs on twitter #I haven't tried it here since like 2 years ago #forgot how shitty Tumblr lowers the quality #hmph #anyway enjoy the free p*r* show :D

[revivemyreverie]

Have the only canon chara content I will ever post here

#screams #rollo is uhm. revcore no one can tell me no #it’s the bastard personality yk?!?!?!? #also yes I did draw him & Aldrich bcuz hereticXheretic is so funny 2 me #also I hate Aldrich #but he’s getting a card anyways Hmph! #twisted wonderland #DOES ROLLO HAVE A FULL NAME FUCK #twisted wonderland oc #twst #twst oc #twst event

[mikkokomori]

*dramatically sighs* i miss dreamworld basil

#ugh. ugh. AUGH. ugh. #HES OK i guess hmph #umm but i like him a bit more fucked up sorry #ACTUALLY i really like aus where #hs basil just fucking gains awareness and hes like GOD DAMN #and then he finds out about sunny and hes like 👁👁👁👁👁👁 #anyways yea #i drew something like that once. on twt. sort of #there was gonna be a part 2 to it but ummm idk #anyways. you can probably see where im going with this #OH maybe i should post the first part here lol #if you guys want it ig #miko talks

[insurged]

tfw someone stops talking to you when you tell them you're already shipping with someone ＴｪＴ

#i'm all for shipping i really am #but talking to someone just for it is so sad ._. #that's fine i have my mutuals anyways hMPH #* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )

[bumblingbabooshka]

That's his wife.

#bee doodles #I like fictional girls who say 'hmph'...it's cute. snwT'Pring gives me that vibe too <3 if you get me. #Im sotiiiiired #anyway I was thinking what if T'Pel was even more prickly than Tuvok in different ways #T'Pel who doesn't really talk to anyone but Tuvok when they all get together ... constantly by his side #Harry tries to work his friendly charm on her and gets absolute silence back which hurts worse than an insult tbh #Not how I usually characterize her but I like playing around with T'Pel characterization & looks...bc it's FUN~!! #Tuvok/T'Pel #st voyager

[thekidsare-not-alright]

when the lyric "part time soulmate full time problem" first dropped it got popular with ships in some places because oh haha cute!! funny~ it's my ship they're like this!!

NO. IT'S ONE PERSON! THEY ARE BOTH A SOULMATE AND A PROBLEM! SAME PERSON

this is crappy person ERASURE okay I need to feel seeN

#fall out boy #Pete wentz #Patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #part time soulmate full time problem #hmph #IM A CRAPPY PERSON AND I NEED PEOPLE TO RELATE TO TOO OKAYYY #seriously this lyric is so personal #i'm still getting over my ex and. it was my fault yknow? #anyway #AAAAAH jokes jokes

[prince-of-brats]

Call me the goodest boy..... I was a very good boy and i need kisses and a bulge to sleep on

#pussy bulge very much allowed #encoraged even #cant spell hmph #anyways i was very good I paid attention during math and actually understood what tf we're doing