Something-something, resist Durge, unascended Astarion and mooncloak Shadowheart at the end of the game: no solid memories of who they were before their abuser; kidnapping; torture; a lifetime of being a monster in service of your abuser; no past and a future of power and comfort in lies burned to ashes, leaving them to pick up the scraps of themselves and move forward, discovering who they are now (and now they get to decide that, which may be terrifying).
What do you mean I can't romance them both in-game and bask in the character parallels and I have to headcanon it instead, Larian?
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The strength economy is in shambles.
100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time
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yeah , don't know if anyone notice it but I used the face from the spongebob meme xD
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have you seen this man's kiss in freecam. he just goes for it. he just grabs it two-fisted by the handful anytime anywhere. are you telling me nobody has anything to say about this.
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Gale, God of Ambition: "As expected, Mystra was unwilling to hand over the reins of the Weave, so I've claimed dominion over another area with which I've passing familiarity: ambition."
Shadowheart: "Interesting. If the chance should arise for you to thwart Shar in some way, assume you have my support."
The Dark Urge: "Would you mind demolishing Bhaal's domain while you're at it? Just if you're passing through."
Gale becomes a god in a sort of vengeance ploy against his former god and these two immediately jump in with suggestions on how he might want to fuck over their former gods while he's at it... Fair enough.
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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish
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the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur
the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma
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