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izzy-b-hands · 4 years

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Kloktober, Oct. 19th: 80s Fashion or 90s Fashion

Another combo day, of 80s and 90s fashion, because this features one of my fave topics: Pickles’ Snakes N’ Barrels wardrobe.

Synopsis: Charles/Pickles. Charles has had a shit day, and decides to explore Pickles closet, but naturally gets caught. Pickles isn’t mad though, not at all. Also Trans/FTM Pickles Because.

TW: alcohol and drinking/being drunk, also this is just really NSFW lol

My love to all who read/like/reblog!

“Murderface, I fuckin’ told you, you can borrow what you want from my old shit, but you gotta ask fi-”

Pickles stopped dead.

Not Murderface.

Charles.

In a pair of fishnets he’d forgotten he owned, a pair of unbuttoned cut off jean short shorts he’d worn on stage all of once (one of his balls had popped out and they’d nearly been banned from that particular club, otherwise he would have happily worn them more often), and one of the black leather vests with velvet interior (that frankly was comfortable to wear, but probably smelled like every place he’d ever worn it at.)

Charles blushed bright red. “M’sorry. Just always been curious...”

“You’re drunk,” Pickles laughed. “Holy shit, you are...really drunk. You okay?”

“Murderface pissed on a Klokateer, and they’re suing us,” Charles replied, a thumb flicking at the bare skin of his hip, not covered by the shorts or the vest.

And there sure was a lot, not covered by anything.

“On purpose?”

“Accident, shockingly enough,” Charles scoffed. “But they’ve got an ammonia allergy or some shit. Whatever, they deserve the payout anyway, and it won’t make a dent. It’s just the last thing I wanted to hear today.”

“I bet I could tell you some things you’d wanna hear,” Pickles said, gently stepping into the closet and letting his hands linger on Charles’ hips. “Like how you have my permission to raid this part of my closet whenever you want from now on.”

“Yeah?” Charles giggled as Pickles kissed at his neck and chest. He was fucking plastered, so Pickles wouldn’t let it go too much further without him sobering up, but goddamn if his giggling wasn’t as hot as the outfit.

“Yeah,” Pickles replied. “You look fuckin’ amazing. No more suits, I declare it.”

“Never again?”

“Never again,” Pickles repeated, letting his hips grind against Charles’ increasingly hard cock, barely held within the confines of the very short shorts. “Only stuff from my Snakes N’ Barrels days now.”

“What else do you want to see me in?”

He got a little bit happily dizzy at hearing that, not a single bit of blood left in his head. “Shit. Give me a minute.”

He let go of Charles, who stripped out of the vest like a fucking showgirl (and goddamn, it would be Charles that had that in his past, wouldn’t it?)

Only one of the chairs in his room fit into the walk-in closet without much trouble, but he wasn’t about to be picky about it.

Pickles settled into the chair, undid his trousers and shoved down his underwear until he could get a hand at his cock and folds. “You look first. I wanna see what you like.”

Charles blushed bright red.

“No one ever let you fuck around with shit like this, did they?” Pickles asked. He wasn’t trying to get overly introspective, just stating a fact. “If you call in sick tomorrow, and stay in my room tonight, I can get you in makeup too.”

Charles’ cock was leaking through the shorts, and that damn near sent Pickles over the edge right then. “I’m one of your bosses, so I just made that what’s happening. You’re gonna be hung over as fuck anyway.”

Charles winced. “Yeah. I...I need to order a full refill for my drinks cabinet.”

“Jesus,” Pickles breathed.

“You can’t judge!”

“No, I’m not,” Pickles said. “I mean, to me, that’s hot as fuck. I don’t get to see you put booze away like that. Fuck.”

Charles smiled, and plucked at a patterned piece of fabric. “Is this...what I think it is?”

He pulled the kimono out and cocked his head. “I didn’t think you’d be the type.”

“Honestly?” Pickles giggled. “I thought Freddie Mercury looked hot as fuck when he’d strip out of a kimono on stage, for those Japan shows?”

He was being vague on purpose, he had those dates of the shows as well as the pictures of Freddie absolutely ironed into his mind forever, exactly where he wanted them.

“So...when we went to Japan, I picked one up. But the guys wouldn’t let me do the strip out of it into short shorts like Freddie. That’s part of his magic, by the way. He started a band with all straight people, and it worked out. Only he could do that. Meanwhile I did it and they were fuckin’ assholes about me ‘lookin’ too gay on stage.’ I’m fuckin’ gay, yeah I’m gonna look fuckin’ gay onstage!”

He’d gotten into his mini-rant, enough to not notice Charles had changed into the kimono.

Only the kimono.

“Holy fuck,” he sighed, and pulled his hand from his trousers, gesturing Charles towards him.

“Nope,” Charles said. “I wanna see you in something those assholes wouldn’t let you wear onstage. Your dream, most gay outfit, that they vetoed.”

They traded places, Charles dipping away when Pickles tried to snag his bare hip as they walked past each other.

“Fair warning,” Pickles said as he yanked out the outfit he had in mind, giggling as Charles covered his eyes. “This is another Mercury-inspired one. That was most of it, honestly...whatever wasn’t inspired by him was Elton, or what the drag queens in the clubs suggested I looked good in.”

This one, however, was peak seventies Freddie: a rhinestone covered bodysuit. Pickles had taken notes from Freddie in cutting the neck all the way down past his belly button, and had cut the sleeves off till there was just the barest string of material, all the easier to fall off his shoulders while he performed. According to the rest of Snakes N’ Barrels, it ‘wasn’t a tough enough look’, but he didn’t see them going through the pain of getting into a tight-ass bodysuit with five minutes to show time.

“You can look,” he said softly, a little nervous. He had some paunch now that he hadn’t had back then, more body hair. It might not have the stunning effect it had had on his lovers back then, the few that there were.

Charles uncovered his eyes, and his jaw dropped. “Get over here.”

“Is that go-” Pickles was cut off as Charles stood and stepped over to him, sweeping him up in a tight embrace and kiss.

“Fuck them for not letting you wear this,” Charles murmured against his lips. “They had no fucking clue what they were missing out on. I would have been at even more of your sho-”

He paused, and blushed, just as hard as before.

“I figured you’d been to a few,” Pickles said. “You tellin’ me if they’d let me wear this onstage, I could have been fucking you years ago, backstage and in my hotel rooms?”

“Rooms?” Charles asked in between the kisses he’d resumed to the freckles on Pickles’ shoulders.

“Hell yeah,” Pickles replied, sighing happily and grinding against Charles as much as he could. “You’d have been comin’ everywhere with me.”

“In which ways?” Charles grinned, and they both broke into laugher.

“Every way possible,” Pickles said. “We’d be wreckin’ hotel rooms by the time we were done with ‘em.”

For a few moments, he fell into near-silence aside from gentle moans in between kisses.

“Y’know, I bet if we work at, we could pretend my room is a hotel room,” Pickles said. “Once you sober up a little.”

“I have literally never sobered up this fast in my life,” Charles said, and the clarity in his eyes and hardness of his cock were clear evidence of that.

“Good,” Pickles kissed him hard, and teased at his cock through the material of the kimono. “Let’s go make up for lost time then. Get some makeup on both of us, then get in my bed and pretend it’s 1989.”

“You would have been...twenty?” Charles smiled.

“Don’t go gettin’ all nostalgic right now,” Pickles said. “Save that for after. Then you can cry and your eyeliner can run, you can look even hotter, and we can fuck again.”

“I love you,” Charles sighed as Pickles led him out of the closet.

“I love you too,” Pickles laughed, and he’d never said that with so much meaning to anyone before.

The way Charles kissed him again let him know that he meant it just as strongly.

#text post #LeeH writes #metalocalypse #metalocalypse fic #kloktober #charles/pickles

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eliotquillon · 3 years

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ok ep 3 runway time

honey: cute but i do NOT get how it references gun violence

scarlet: i like this but i wish it was longer and not just a bodysuit

shuga: GOD another poor runway. it’s just too busy around her neck and the reveal is ugly....like the whole point of a reveal is you dont know it’s coming. and um. the wig sure is a wig!

plastique: she looks cute but like what else. plastique always looks pretty but i’m never gagging

akeria: this is a SERVE. the headpiece....she’s a winner. easily one of the best girls on the runway

rajah: the bang is too heavy/low and again what is with all the bodysuits??? the red is a good colour though, it’s a nice change from all the silver/gold

nina: this mushroom headpiece is my thirteenth reason. the gold bootie was a choice. we lose all of her shape from how thick the fringe on her dress is. a decision!

brooke: she looks gorgeous but i wish there was more fringe on her dress. appreciate that it’s not a bodysuit though, and the hippy thing is cute

vanjie: basically what she wore on week 1 lol. it has rly nice movement to it tho (which a lot of the other bodysuits didnt have) and she looks gorg with long black hair

yvie: YEAH this is always and forever my fave look of the season. the jellyfish thing is just great. and the platform heel does her wonders

mercedes: red wig and acid green fringe was. a choice. her hat looks like a lampshade lmao

ariel: again i like this despite myself. not sure abt that boot but it’s not another bodysuit and the holographic fringe is original!! it’s not a gaggy look but it does stand out imo

silky: i’m not sure how she keeps getting away with no silhouette. that blue is gorgeous on her though

#top toot yvie #worst by far is mercedes #c vs s11

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choerryb1ossom · 6 years

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Introduction tag thingy

Tagged by the amazing @banana-sol ❤️❤️

Nickname: I have the nickname Ariel (like the mermaid) because of my hair & how I act lol

Zodiac: I’m a Capricorn!

Height: 5’2” I’m small I know

Age: 15 (going on 16 in December)

Time: about 23:40 (by the time I finished)

Fave bands/ artists: oof um Seventeen, blackpink, red velvet, BTS, vixx, nct, Billie eilish, marteen, pristin , Panic! At the disco, mamamoo, fall out boy, and more that I can’t think of atm

Song stuck in my head: Copycat- Billie Eilish & Automatic- Red Velvet

Last movie I watched: Coco

Last thing I googled: “how to give yourself a facial at home”

Other blogs: none

Do I get asks: sometimes, but not often

Why I chose my username: Joshua is a bunny. (Conspiracy theory??)

Following: too many people but whatever 😂

Average amount of sleep: 8-10 hours since I don’t have school

Lucky number: 7

What I’m wearing: a maroon bodysuit & light grey shorts w/ messed up hair & my glasses

Dream job: idk?? I really don’t have anything planned in my life so unrealistically owning my own cafe or maybe a youtuber??

Dream trip: I really wanna go to LA & Dresden, Germany

Play any instruments: I used to play drums but I really wanna learn how to play ukulele

Fave songs: copycat- Billie eilish, cookie jar- red velvet, marteen- two days, blackpink- forever young

Play any sports: I occasionally learn kpop choreos (I used to do gymnastics but I really wanna get back into it :,()

Hair color: pink/ coral

Eye color: light green & like a golden brown (idk if that’s hazel or not)

Most iconic song: vixx- voodoo doll

Language(s) you speak: English & a lil bit of German

Random fact: I have six ear piercings (is that random enough lol)

Describe yourself as aesthetics: *cracks knuckles* okay I’m kinda like a sunrise/ sunset type person. Let me explain, a sunrise typically has bight, bold colours like red & oranges &yellows. My style/ attitude can be bold and make a statement at times. Then we have a sunset. It’s light and fluffy. Pastel blues, mint, pinks, lavenders. I can be really soft and all sensitive. To describe it better I will kick your teeth in for saying the wrong thing then comfort you cause you’re in pain & I wanna help you. Does that make it clearer? Idk😂

Tagging: @thisisgospelofthehorizon @middle-of-a-wonshua-sandwich @notahumanperson @loveyourself-taer @gentlejisoo @sleepyljihoon @icyxhot @joshoonuihan @osakaprinceyutaa @chanhansol @queerjunhui 💕

(Sorry if there are any spelling/ grammar mistakes I’m too lazy to check)

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isadorator · 7 years

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A Fic Year in Review - 2016

It's that time again~ And I wrote so much this year, holy shit. As usual, any concrit and comments are welcome~~ (as are requests, when open lol)

January

what are THOOOOSE a superhero's holiday

Oh jeez. Both these fics got way more attention than I thought they would. But I keep underestimating the ML fandom tbh. The first was basically me goofing around and I somehow ended up promising to write a sequel since everyone wanted one (which I...still need to do.....). The second was a flag for both my descent into ladrien hell and also a return to my nsfw ways orz;;;;

February

you are gold and silver (1/2)

IT TOOK. SO. L O N G. TO WRITE THIS. Although this fic is firmly in AU territory now thanks to being beautifully jossed by canon, it helped me realize just how much I needed to grow in order to write romantic intimacy in a believable way. So, I made it my goal to work on it until it was up to my own standards.

(I...still need to finish this fic too......)

March

jackady ladrien drabble prompts (1/2):

ribbons

fan merchandise

artistic muse

make-outs

stuck in a small place

rain

smiles

croissants

never have i ever

i want to touch them

jackady ladrien drabble prompts (2/2):

damsel in distress

beauty facial masks

visible marks

ice cream sandwiches

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (1/9):

the 4 times adrien pretended to shower to hide from ladybug (and the 1 time he was actually showering when she calls out his bullshit)

disney

halloween

tried to kiss your lips but i missed

magic

staring into each other’s eyes

Ah, the plan being put into action! With the release of actual ladrien eps, I had the perfect excuse to write romantic scenario after romantic scenario using submitted prompts. Which also meant I accidentally created a secret love affair AU and wrote more smut whoops. Still, they were super fun! I took a break halfway through to write some Inuyasha-inspired marichat that just would not leave me alone (also fun).

(....I promised to write a continuation of the 'never have i ever' prompt, didn't I alrjkdsflaks. AND TANGLED AU SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT)

April

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (2/9):

music

moaning

sweat

bath

they go on a date together

soulmate au

photographs

“i love you. i’m completely and utterly in love with you. please don’t get married.”

the one time ladybug actually catches adrien in the shower

ACTUALLY in the shower

“of all the people i could’ve gotten stuck in an elevator with and it just had to be you.”

mirror

More ladrien prompts/romance practice~ The music prompt is still one the most cracktastic things I've ever written lol. Managed to make two more AUs with this batch that I've already started to expand on: the soulmate AU and the auteur AU. Lastly, in a surprise twist, the fucking elevator prompt managed to gather over 1k in notes. Probably because I ripped off Sailor Moon but. Still.

May

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (3/9):

another shower scene

porn

away from home

“you have mom’s smile.” he said this to ladybug once, but he thinks it again and again and again. but ladybug is better: she is real.

calling bullshit

untitled continuation of a comic by pozolegirl

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (4/9):

under the covers

eyelashes

mega nachos

“i heard that the spots on your bodysuit corresponds to chakra points? so… what happens if i touch this?”

cute nose/forehead kisses

their first time

happiness

“i need you to pretend we’re dating…”

“is there anything you’re not good at?”

More Volpina prompts! Again, I like experimenting with them :D Also wrote a continuation of that Christmas comic because it was just way too cute~~

June

ladrien june 2016 drabble prompts (1/6):

love poem

awkwardness

games

i can show you the world

first love

everyone can see it

shower scene

jealousy

it’s a trap

insecurities

sins cannot be undone

ladrien june 2016 drabble prompts (2/6):

jealous fangirls/boys

“you have her smile”

gabriel | hawkmoth’s reaction

it’s not you, it’s my enemies

secret dating

window kisses

Oooooh boy. The triple whammy of Ladrien June, Ramadan, and starting my summer job. I was excited to have a month dedicated to just ladrien (as if I hadn't already dedicated most of my year to it lol) but fell behind pretty quickly thanks to my lack of free time. I aim to finish them this year!

And Ramadan. Man. It always sends my mental health straight into the toilet. Not because of the holiday itself, but because of the way my family treats it. Idk. I tried to flush away the bad feelings by punching out 'sins cannot be undone' in one night. And it helped, I suppose. It's definitely the rawest thing I wrote this year and I still have very strong feelings about it.

July

three sentence prompts:

ladynoir, spy au

nino and marinette, karaoke au

ladrien, bodyguard au

ladrien, superman/lois lane au

adrien and tikki, baking au

alix and kim, and the one-time-max-actually-won au

alya and marinette, vigilante au

adrienette, foreign countries

ladynoir, and the elevator game/ritual

Between work and writing various wips that I still haven't posted yet (*coughcoughconjugalvisitcough*), I only posted stuff from this meme. I had fun (the goal) and the adrien&tikki kwamiswap AU one is still my fave |D *slams fists on table* LET ADRIEN BE A BAKER!!!!

August

untitled continuation of a comic by geek-fashionista insomaniac and the chaton pile

UMMMM My summer job ended by this point, so my only excuse for not posting much is it's all tied up in unpublished wips and...I was freaking out about starting school next month for the first time in y e a r s;;; Just some drabbles for the sidekick AU (not mine) and my own, sleep-deprived ideas (that I...still find hilarious alkdjfhalksd I DID NOT EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO???)

September

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (5/9):

embarrassing hobbies (aka: adrien is secretly a popular ladynoir fanfic writer)

water

mlnsfweek prompts (1/3):

laughter

roleplay

make 'em blush

we've got time

"i can’t believe we survived" sex

wet dreams

virginity

STILL REALLY STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL, which translated into a lot of writing. Did a couple of Volpina prompts, including time ≠ water. Which. Got way more attention than I expected;;;; And that I...also promised to expand on......;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

And then #mlnsfweek hit and I'm actually really proud of myself for finishing the whole week, even if it was late~ /o/ Did some random scenarios, including some futurefic for the timebreaker AU. I still cackle every time I think of the wet dreams prompt tbh XDDD

October

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (6/9):

inside a video game

horror movies

“who crawls through someone’s window at 4 am to go for ice cream?!”

aching muscles from running all over the city, and then: "would a massage help?"

chocolate

discovering their sensitive spots

“so close” from enchanted

As usual, more Volpina prompts in between school and wips. Not really much to say except it was around now (or maybe September? My memory is horrible) that I realized I had developed a pretty good grasp on romance and could start working on upping my daily wordcount. I really want the mental stamina to complete a chapter fic one day...

November

mlnsfweek prompts (2/3):

marks

School REALLY started to pick up in difficulty and I signed up for a fic exchange and a fanzine. Despite really wanting to, I didn't have time or energy to do more than one prompt for the #mlnsfweek redux, but I plan to complete it~ I have Ideas.

December

oh, the things i do for you (the bubbler remix)

volpina ladrien drabble prompts (7/9):

bruises and scars

cold hands, warm hearts

I'm never, ever committing to more than one fic deadline near exam time ever again. I nearly died last month as I rushed to complete these fics, my studying, and prep for my vacation that started right after exams (I'm still recovering;;;). The remix is currently the longest fic I've written to date, including my wips! Holy shit!!!

Both were done very last minute, but I'm pretty happy with how they turned out. I tried to finish the last of the Volpina prompts before the end of the year, but alas, time was not on my side. Better luck next year~ :'D

Total Year’s Output: ....58,718 words;;;

Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d predicted?

.......This is almost twice as much as I did last year. I actually passed the NaNoWriMo standard. Oh my god. There is no fucking way I would have predicted this last year. And that's not counting all the wips aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH—

What pairing/genre/fandom did you write that you would never have predicted in January 2016?

Uhhhh, Bustier/Mendeleiev, definitely. Also DjWifi?? I just wasn't into it at all last year, but now I'm rooting for them. Also, I did not expect to write this much smut, but here we are. ALSO MARIE/ADRIEN/MARINETTE AKA THE OT3 AKA LOVE SQUARED (the homestuck in me will never die)

What’s your favourite story of the year? Not the most popular, but the one that makes you happiest.

Happy...? Hmmmm....There's stuff that makes me laugh, that I'm proud of...

...I know it's not published yet or even done, but...probably conjugal visit. Not only is it chock full of my favourite type of ladrien, it's...sort of my thesis on emotional intimacy? It's proof of my progress. I look at it and I can feel my determination to grow and to move on from the mental rut I was stuck in for most of my life, that I won't let my past keep my from recognizing my own emotions and learning empathy, not forever.

(Maybe that's pride and contentment and hope more than happiness, but I'll damn well take it)

Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the New Year?

I ALWAYS SAY THIS but...I really want to finish my wips.....and I want to start an actual chaptered fic. Not a one-shot collection or a drabble collection. Long, plotty, gen or romance (or both!!), chapter fic. I want to write something that will keep people up all night, lying to themselves when they say 'just one more chapter'. I think I actually have a shot at completing one now, at my current skill and confidence level |D

#procrastinating on the newest fic with memes #what a why to start the year #isayear #isameme

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