its me!
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you would not believe your jugs
if ten million fucking slugs
stole the doctor while you were asleep
I had the strangest dream just now...
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Her brain felt fuzzy...
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@yocapncook You fucked up today.
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X @void-multimuse
The shadow puppet looked at the note and turned it over in their hands, looking for anything that could show it was some kind of a trick but once again turned up nothing. Besides if they had been trying to trick him then they didn't send a good choice, a low chuckle leaving the puppet and Macaque chose to reveal himself.
Emerging from the shadows he created, the dark fur simian had a look of amusement on his face as he stood right before the young human. Taking the note from the shadow puppet before they vanished, Shaking his head no to the question on if the staff was his.
"No the staff isn't mine kid, the golden staff belonged to Sun Wukong, the monkey king. I am known as Six ear Macaque, the warrior. It still raises the question though of how you're wielding Wukong's staff, not just anyone can lift it." If this human could lift Wukong's staff then that meant two things. The first being that this kid was special in some way or things were starting to change regarding Wukong and it was getting close to that time to act.
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not funny, didn’t laugh. tracking your IP and plotting revenge.
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vampirism would fix me.
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@fancyratvanity Wanna play games online with me? I'd go absolutely mad if Dawson had to go away for a while. I know she does. But... is being this obsessed normal?
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"Couldn't be me." With his pristine, if stained, feathers.
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"Villains, I'm sorry, but aspirations of world domination have been banned by the universe. They are completely the off the table and unattainable and if you try, you will die immediately and under mysterious circumstances. You must pursue a more original and more purposeful endgame. Also, using knives and pits of lava and tanks full of piranhas as torture methods are now banned. As are monologues and revealing yourself to the protagonist right before attempting to kill them. Tough luck!"
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> buy a sickly clearanced gardenia
> get home and google care tips
> way more finicky than i can be fucked to deal with
> nobody online can get theirs to bloom, you need to monitor the soil acidity apparently? dumb ass primadonna shrub
> oh well it was only $10 ill just see what happens
>treat it like normal plants
> ffw 2 weeks
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hey 💙
art by the amazing @rodentbloodart
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"So, where are you from?"
"I'm from Latvia!"
"Latvia? I've never heard of that place. Is that a city in Russia or something?"
Me:
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Walking in step with Jusis, Rhea wrung her hands as they followed the guard. She was vaguely aware of Hyth and Hadri's footsteps behind her. She...Didn't like it in here.
In Auroch's Fort.
It felt so suffocating. Felt so... Claustrophobic.
Oh, Rufus... She hoped he was okay. She hoped that he would be at least a little happy to see her. Running a hand over her stomach, she sighed softly.
"Don't wind yourself up," Jusis murmured. "You're stressing yourself out needlessly."
"...I...I know."
She just...Hated everything. Right now.
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I think I did a good job in the skirt :B
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[ private @hazelenergy ]
heyzel
dyou have a minute?
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