#&& Adam || creationtainted

[countlessrealities]

@creationtainted sent:

[text] hey [ MMS - a picture of a large egg in a cozy, makeshift nest. somehow, it looks almost content, despite being expressionless ] [text] renewing my dilf permit [text] gonna throw a rager at my place once it goes through 🤪

(Adam's here to provide 0 context, sorry Vaggie)

What in the Nine Rings?!

For a serveral, long moments all Vaggie can do is gape at the screen of her phone, paralysed by incredulity. Is that...? It can't be! ....Right? What in the Heavens is Adam doing with that?! Where did he get it?!

...Jesus fucking Christ, as if she doesn't have enough on her plate already.

[text to: Flopmaster🎸] ADAM [text to: Flopmaster🎸] What the actual fuck !! [text to: Flopmaster🎸] Is that an ANGEL egg?! [text to: Flopmaster🎸] Did you steal it? Is that yours? Is that LUTE'S?! 🙀 [text to: Flopmaster🎸] This is batter a goddamn prank, and I'll punch you for it, but still, it's better, or you'll have to hope that Lucifer sweeps in to save your sorry ass from me! 😤

There's a moment of pause.

[text to: Flopmaster🎸] In any case, I'm confiscating it. RIGHT NOW.

Another few seconds pass by.

[text to: Flopmaster🎸] ...Shit, wait no. Alastor might eat it🤦🏽‍♀️

#[ ic :: Vaggie ] #&& Adam || creationtainted #creationtainted #[[ she is shook omg xD ]] #[[ and the wild assumptions she's making xD ]] #[[ VAGGIE NO ]]

[cxncrie]

" Note to self I guess, never cook for a stranger again. Didn't realize sinners were that awful down here that they'd lack basic human decency. " A pause. " You know what, no, I can't even say that with a straight face because they're just as shit among the living. "

#she cant even blame adam for not trusting her #Mention; Creationtainted #★ ► ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴍᴏꜱ ◄ ⌠ In Character ⌡ #★ ► ᴇᴄʜᴏᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ◄ ⌠ Dash Commentary ⌡ #★ ► ᴀᴄᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ◄ ⌠Nimue Umiko ⌡

[creationtainted]

#CREATIONTAINTED - a study of the unforgiving journey from divinity to damnation. independent sinner!adam from hazbin hotel. multiverse, multiship, oc friendly. 21+, minors and personals dni. sideblog to holoharbinger.

AFFILIATES: nebula-drcams, countlessrealities, witchoflegends

carrd. rules (post ver.). about. ask. memes. wall. promo credit.

#* PINNED POST

[xluciifer]

This is the first ever Shoutout Saturday post!! I've entered +100 roleplayer accounts into a spinner and let the wheel of fate decide! I will be doing this every week to honor more of my followers and bring a little light onto their roleplay blogs! Please reblog to spread and promote their blogs. It's nice being seen in such a large community. ❤️👑

@holoharbinger / @creationtainted / @etcrnalust

Sai is absolutely such a joy to know and roleplay with. As much as they are funny and kind, I admire greatly their handle on their muses ( Vox/Adam/Asmodeus ). Though I've only roleplayed with their Vox, I do read their interactions on their other accounts and it always blows me away how they can jump from muse to muse and have their voices sing every time. Definitely worth the follow and getting to know better. I'll always recommend them. ❤️

@helluvaflames

Alyssa isn't someone I talk to often. But from the times I had, they're a total sweetheart who's always willing to compromise and plot together. Incredibly understanding; and don't get me started on their portrayals. They roleplay 8 characters from Helluva Boss and even if I haven't had the pleasure of really getting to roleplay with them or see everyone in their arsenal at play, I really think they have an amazing grasp of Stolas and Fizzarolli. ❤️

@infernalfated

Jazzy has a relatively newer blog to the fandom! She roleplays Velvette, Vaggie, Cherri, Emily, Lute and Frank! Which I think is an interesting arsenal of characters to roleplay all together on his little roster. I haven't gotten to speak to them much nor roleplay with them, but the little bit I've seen has been enjoyable so far! Seems like life has gotten a little much for them but I'm sure some new faces and friends could be just what they need. ❤️

#shoutout saturdays. #holoharbinger #helluvaflames #infernalfated #soul contracts ; promo.

[silverwingborn]

Ohmygod I found Adam as a bird!

@lettherebemonsters @mghtfall @divine-gnosis @rockange @creationtainted

#(was looking up bird images and saw this) #(I’m wheezing with laughter xD) #iisms: ​anothers image #iisms: borb time #shitposting: feather foolery

[brokendreamscreation]

What Brand of Stupid are You?

Blissfully stupid

They say ignorance is bliss and by god you are living your best life. You skip merrily into a bear's cave to pet it as your friends scream at you to run. The world is beautiful and everyone is your best friend, nothing can possibly go wrong! You are incredibly curious and probably believe in magic. This isn't to say you're an innocent little baby, just that you see the world in a more positive light then most. You face danger with a smile, not because you are particularly brave but because you don't know there's danger to begin with.

Tagged by: stole from my other oc blog

Tagging: @snow-hart @helluva-hazbins (Lu) @originemesis @creationtainted @kingdomofhell (Adam) @divinegnosis and anyone else who wants to

#(THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAO) #iisms: lucid musings #dashboard games

[witchoflegends]

"We name her Lyra... for some reason." This is clearly not something Adam's taking seriously—he sounds at least a little amused. "I don't know where the fuck that came from, but, like, it's a cute little name, right? Charlie'd be a cool big sister."

[ since we've both had stepdad conversations, this seems like a natural progression, @creationtainted ]

Send "We name him/her/them ____________." For your muse to tell mine about a dream they had about their future or potentially child.

"Lyra? Like a lyre? Naming our hypothetical daughter after a harp I see. I didn't realize things were getting that serious that I, let alone our future daughter, was already showing up in your dreams." He's teasing. Mostly. Especially since Adam made it way too easy sometimes.

"But it is cute, and Charlie would be an amazing big sister," he admitted. "I'll give you that much at lease. But isn't that why you have that egg of yours?"

#creationtainted #hell's greatest dad: lucifer #/he had to bring the egg into this #/i just can't with him sometimes

[countlessrealities]

Oh no. Nope. Just...Nope. She is so not going to think about that.

Four fathers-in-law? Yikes.

Lucifer, she can work with. She actually likes the guy. But the other three...

With one, it's awkward. For multiple reasons. She could deal with it, even if it might take some adjustments.

The other two? No fucking way in Heaven or Hell or anywhere else.

#[ ic :: dash commentary ] #[ ic :: Vaggie ] #holoharbinger #creationtainted #[[ ADAM omg she's been gossiping about that shit with you ]] #[[ KEEP UP dude ]]

[countlessrealities]

{ @creationtainted - from HERE }

Oof. Adam, hanging upside down over the edge of his bed, has a look on his face as they sit there in radio silence. Unsure of how to break it himself, given what uncharted territory the call itself is. He'd been hesitant to pick it up to begin with, but the fact that it was just silence and soft breathing made it weird.

Should... he hang up? He pulls the phone away from his ear and glances at the screen to check to make sure the call's still connected. It's just as he brings it back that Vaggie finally decides to, thankfully, break the silence.

"—Are we on gossip terms now? That's kinda hilarious in and of itself. You called me up just to dish?" Ignoring the fact that he probably would've been his last choice had she been able to talk to someone close by. That was totally worth the wait.

"Alright, alright, hang on, let me, like, get into place here." In this case, that literally just means flipping onto his stomach and propping his head up in one hand. Much more comfortable to listen to Vaggie's apparent descent into madness. "Okay. Lay it on me, Regina."

Vaggie scowls even if she knows that Adam can't see her. She is sure that he will know that she is from her tone anyway.

"So, what if I did?" She claims in a heated, stubborn tone. She doesn't have many other choices if not owning up to it and she's going to do it properly. "Stop sucking your own dick for five seconds, Flop-head. It's not a big deal."

But it sort of is, isn't it? Even if he is pretty much her last resort.

With a huff, the former Exorcist rolls on her back, long air spread all around her on her and Charlie's bed. Is this what they have become? A clichéd media reference.

It should feel wrong. It should be annoying as hell. It's not.

"I thought I was going mad...and maybe I am, but..." She starts, her voice trailing off for a moment. "You know how Mr. Edgelord's whole deal is 'modern tech sucks, vade retro', you hideous thing'?"

Yes, she's using Adam's dumb nickname for Alastor. So what?

"Well, I walked past one of the lounging rooms earlier and he was watching fucking television. It's just...I almost lost my shit."

#[ interactions :: Vaggie ] #&& Adam || creationtainted #creationtainted #[[ I think that he's allowed seeing the context xD ]] #[[ also I'm dying at them lying on their beds like two highschool girls LMAO ]]

[countlessrealities]

So, Vaggie, how are things going on your end? Seems like you've got yourself in a pretty complicated mess, just given the people you have to deal with. Alastor, Vox, Adam....

Unprompted asks || Always accepting !

It takes Vaggie a great deal of self-control not to groan out loud at the question. She knows that she has brought this upon herself. Heavens, she was the one to start that mess, even if it wasn't her intention at all. But that doesn't mean that she appreciates people rubbing it in so merrily.

"I'm doing juuuust peachy! Everything's great and totally under control, going according to plans," She answers, voice thick with sarcasm. "Can't you see it from my happy face?"

Her expression is already usually anything but cheerful, unless she's around Charlie, but these days it looks like someone is constantly screaming an annoying song in her ears.

"I know that this wouldn't have been easy. You said it, just look at who is involved. But...it wasn't supposed to be this fucking complicated and irritating either."

Perhaps Asmodeus is right, she should have expected things to go sideways and get messed up. She is in Hell, after all. Being tormented comes with living down there.

"Vox is...insufferable. He should have just taken the bait and gotten distracted by Alastor, but nooo, his stupid ego had to get in the way and be an even bigger pain in my ass!" She hissed out in a heated tone that, however, held more exasperate than actual anger. "I know that he won't hold up his hand of the deal, if he loses, and he has to know that I know."

There is the chance that the Overlord doesn't, but she is refusing to believe he can think that she's that naive.

"So why the hell does he have to try so hard?! I'm even doing him a favour, lots of not-hostile time with his fetish crush. He should be thanking me, that clown!"

The next time they are face to face, she is going to spear him. Unless it's one of their drunk outings, the one they agreed that officially never happened. That's a time of truce between them.

"Then there's Adam and he's..." Her voice trails off for a moment. "He's an ass, too full of himself to see what's happening around him. He's delusional, thinking that he can just sit in his fancy room and ignore all the strings attached. The idiot can't take care of himself."

There are many other complicated feelings ongoing there, but she refuses to mention it. That's something for her to know. Exclusively. And, maybe, if she doesn't acknowledge them, they will eventually go away.

"We've been comrades-in-arms for years. We're both angels...well, technically he isn't anymore, but that's not the point. He's my kin. And I have to prove I'm a better person than he'll ever be."

She looks away, obviously uncomfortable, but she quickly shakes off the feeling and lets her animosity come back.

"And don't even get me started on Alastor! He had one job, making a deal, which is his thing and instead he...I don't even know what he's doing anymore!" She throws her hands in the air. "Distracting Vox was a good idea, I agree with him on that, but now everything is...weird. He won't tell me what the problem is and I keep getting mixed signals about the whole situation."

It's enough to give her a deer-shaped headache.

"Oh, and this morning he invited me over to his room for breakfast and asked me if modern people," she air-quotes the words, "still go out dancing for fun. What the fuck? He's planning something and, again, he won't tell me what. I'm so done with him. I should have never asked for his help."

With a dragged groan, she collapses on the sofa.

"So yeah, everyone is well and under control. I can handle this. Somehow."

{ @holoharbinger / @creationtainted - mentioned }

#[ ic :: anon asks ] #[ ic :: Vaggie ] #holoharbinger #creationtainted #[[ she's on the verge of a breakdown xD ]] #[[ she normally wouldn't be this talkative but ]] #[[ she really needed to let all that out ]] #[[ also pls notice how her expression changes as she talks about the three of them x3 ]] #[[ Vox 🤬 Adam 😣 Alastor 😤 ]]

[countlessrealities]

I never pegged you for a fangirl, Vaggie. It seemed more like Charlie's thing. And yet, look at you, setting up Alastair with Vox. Way to start from the hardest things!

Unprompted questions || Always accepting !

The question leaves Vaggie blinking for a few moments. What the fuck...? Good thing Alastor isn't around. Had he been, she can't decide what would be more likely. Him going after the stranger and gore him like he had done with that one caller, or him having way too much fun with...that.

Both options are equally bad in her eyes.

"I'am a what?" She asks, even if she knows what the term means. She has a phone and a working internet connection, after all.

...And maybe even a Hellblr account, but that's no one's business.

"Are you fucking kidding me? You think that is why I'm going through all this shit? Did you die because they took your brain out? 'Cause it sure as hell sounds like you did."

She keeps telling Adam that he can't be surprised because things in Hell suck all the time, but the truth is that sometimes they catch her off guard too.

"Alright, listen to me, greying fuckface. Let's make a few things clear," she started, irritation heating up her voice. "Everything I'm doing isn't just some gain I get off on or whatever you deluded empty head is imagining. I'm doing this for Charlie and the Hotel."

And also for Adam. ...Okay, maybe nowadays mostly for Adam and their slowly re-budding friendship. Also, Hesta. But never mind all that.

"Al and Vox are two grown ass demons, I don't control them or what they decide to do in their free time. Or who they hang out with. If Mr Edgelord likes this new game he's playing enough to keep it up, that's on him. And same for Mr Overcompensation if he's decided to go for his old hate-love crush again."

She is pretty sure about what Vox is doing, after all it's the reason why she has suggested it to start with. The Radio Demon's intentions, however, are as per usual a mystery.

"I had absolutely nothing to do with all of it. Got it? Now, piss off, I have actual things to do, unlike you nosy motherfuckers."

{ @holoharbinger / @creationtainted | mentioned }

#[ ic :: anon asks ] #[ ic :: Vaggie ] #[[ she had a little internal crisis LMAO ]] #holoharbinger #creationtainted #[[ you can bet that she'll text Adam in the middle of the night ]] #[[ asking if he thinks that she did all that xD ]]

[countlessrealities]

The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss || Vaggie: 2/5

@creationtainted sent: 💋 [ from..... Adam, to Vaggie- ]

Since day one, Vaggie has always thought that the most dangerous thing that can happen at the hotel was someone being tempted into making a deal with Alastor. Right now, however, she is reassessing her opinion.

Accepting a dare from Husk, while more harmless in the long term, can be just as troublesome.

When she had come back from yet another drinking session with a certain TV magnate, the ones who officially never ever happened, she should have gone straight up to her and Charlie's room. However, she knew that the princess was still up and she didn't want her to realise that she was a tiny bit drunk, so she had chosen to wait at the Hotel bar.

Grave mistake.

She couldn't remember the details, but somehow she and Husk had ended up having another drink, which must have led to her mentioning Adam. The furry asshole had indirectly dared her to kiss the idiot. And she, in the total lack of wisdom due to the alcohol, had accepted.

Thus, why she's been following her former comrades-in-arms around, without him knowing, until the other stepped into a small empty alley.

"ADAM!"

Her voice echoes loudly between the narrow walls, but she doesn't give him the chance to recover from his surprise. Instead, she instantly stalks up to him, grabbing him by the collar and roughly yanking him down to her level with a growl.

Her free hand grips at his jaw none-too-gently and, with just a split moment of hesitation, she plants a kiss on his cheek.

The contact lasts just a moment and the next she has let him to, turning on her heels and storming away in the direction she has come from, without even looking back.

#[ ic :: Vaggie ] #&& Adam || creationtainted #[ ʸᴼᵁ ᴮᴿᴼᵁᴳᴴᵀ ᴹᴱ ᴰᴼᵂᴺ ; ᴴᴱᴸᴾ ᴹᴱ ᴿᴵˢᴱ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺ :: ᴠᴀɢɢɪᴇ & ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ] #creationtainted #[[ LMAO she's gonna blame Vox for it ]] #[[ even if it's NOT his fault xD ]] #[[ also damn Vaggie be less aggressive with that poor man ]] #[[ he's probably already in shock from the kiss in itself ]]

[countlessrealities]

"Adam, what the actual fuck?! You made it sound like I put an egg into you!"

...Ew.

"Also, before you all come flocking to me, if we want to be technical, the 'father' is Adam's crush."

{ @creationtainted }

#[ ic :: Vaggie ] #[ ic :: dash commentary ] #creationtainted #[[ LMAO she's so NOT happy about what he said ]] #[[ Vaggie NO ]]

[countlessrealities]

For a moment, she's left speechless. She can't believe her ears.

When she first caught the random interview online, her first reaction was annoyance. They know that she's dating Charlie, why would anyone think that she would cheat? And with Adam of people. It's demented.

The comment about how he would "break her" had her rolling her eye, but it's quickly forgotten because of what comes next.

"Did he seriously invite people to look into his real crush just to defend my honour?"

As the shock starts to fade, a little grin curls her lips. Maybe there is hope for that idiot, after all. And that's what she's choosing to focus, not the hint of warmth that touches her chest, a feeling that belongs to another life.

{ @creationtainted }

#[ ic :: Vaggie ] #[ ic :: dash commentary ] #creationtainted #[[ well damn she was NOT expecting that ]] #[[ also yes he made her feel like when she did when they were buddies ]] #[[ not that she's ever gonna admit it ]]

[countlessrealities]

Vaggie! Since this is apparently your show now, you have any tea you'd like to spill to the listeners?

Or maybe we could just ask about how things are going with Adam-?

Unprompted asks || Always accepting !

Oh no. No, no, no. She's not talking about Adam. Fuck that. Fuck it through Hell, Earth and Heaven and then back.

"Gossip? Sure! I can dish! I have plenty to dish!" She rushes to say, while he mind races even faster, trying to collect as many ideas as she can think of. "Where to even start from? So many options."

She lets out an exaggerated hum, letting herself fall in Alastor's chair. This can't be so hard, can it? Or at least she hopes.

"Perhaps I could tell you about the stuff Al eats for breakfast? I mean, we all know he's a cannibal, but did you know that he is technically it twice? His other favourite meat is venison. And he's a stag demon."

She snorts, glances down at the microphone and then kicks her feet on the desk. Maybe she's starting to understand why the Radio Demon enjoys this so much.

"What about some gossip from the Hotel? Like how you can't share the room with both Husk and Angel without wanting to puke these days! The unsolved romantic tension is soooo thick it makes you stupid like them!"

Okay, maybe it was a little uncalled for.

"Adam! Since you mentioned him! A little bird," and yes, that's a purposeful choice of words, "told me that he might or might not have a nursery to build."

She chuckles, but the sound is a little sharper than it should be coming from her. She twirls the microphone a little. Okay, this is much easier than she was expecting. It's actually fun.

"Oooh, speaking of angels! If you ever make it up there, for any reason, well...you're gonna have to bite your tongue hard not to make a comment about the length of the stick that's holding Sera's spine straight! Ah!"

Ooookay, where has that come from? Better steer away from any too personal subjects.

"Or maybe, since it's such a hot topic, you might be interested in knowing that Alastor and Vox will have another 'business meeting' soon. I don't have all the details, but it seems like he's taking Mr. Overcompensation out. To dance."

"Now, I don't know about you people, but that's not what I'd do on a professional meeting. I'm not the only one who smells bullshit, am I?"

And with that she throws her head back and laughs. A too high-pitched, too hysterical sound, and for a moment it's almost like there's a bit of static rising through the frequencies.

The electricity that fills the air snaps her out of it and Vaggie slaps a hand over her mouth. What the actual fuck?!

"Yeeeah, funny, right? Now, about some music? That's a thing in radiocasts, isn't it? Here we go!"

In a rush, she scrambles till she manages to kick on a random song. It's an old piece, but who cares. She just wants to get off the air.

Once that's done, she throws the microphone on the desk and pushes the chair back, to put some distance between her and the cursed thing.

"I am never touching you again. Never."

{ @creationtainted / @holoharbinger - mentioned }

#[ ic :: anon asks ] #[ ic :: Alastor ] #[ ic :: Vaggie ] #[[ she jumped onto that first option ]] #[[ she so NOT ready to talk about Adam xD ]] #[[ also damn Vaggie ]] #[[ that's dishing a little too much ]] #[[ she traumatized herself I think xD ]]

[countlessrealities]

I've been mulling over this a lot and I decided to make a list of the headcanons I have for Vaggie's relationship with Adam when she was still an Exorcist.

These fully and mainly apply to Sai's Adam( @creationtainted ) since he's my Vaggie's main, but if any other Adam RPer I end up writing with wants to use some of them, we can talk about it!

Adam hand-picked Vaggie to join his army. He never told her why he had chosen her, but he never regretted it, since she soon became one of his baddest bitches.

Vaggie was, together with Lute, Adam's closest friend. The three of them hung out together often, but she also had plenty of time one-on-one with Adam.

At one point, Adam developed some sort of crush on Vaggie and propositioned her (in his charming way). Of course, she turned him down, hard. They didn't speak for a while after that, because things between them had gotten too awkward. Until one day Vaggie showed up to Adam's lodgings with drinks and snacks and they had an impromptu sleepover. By the end of the night, the air had been completely clear

After that, the sleepovers became a habit for them. Watching movies, gossiping, bitching about whatever has annoyed them recently. Also, talking about girls.

They mostly kept their time together a secret. They didn't actively hide it, but they also didn't advertise it. Vaggie didn't want to make it look like Adam was playing favourites, especially because she knew that Lute would get mad and petty.

In spite of that, the other Exorcists ended up assuming that they were fucking. Adam did nothing to deny it, much to Vaggie's annoyance. Though, she never openly corrected them either. Better for the others to think that they were fuck buddies than to learn how genuinely attached to each other they had become.

Vaggie might or might not have started a few cat fights with Lute because she knew that Adam found them amusing to watch (of course, if asked, she would have denied it even under torture).

Vaggie used to really enjoy Adam's music. At times, she just lied on her stomach on his bed and listened to him playing for hours, singing along here and there. They even composed a few songs together.

After every Extermination, the Exorcist army has a celebration. Vaggie never was a fan of it, but she joined it anyway not to be left out. Drinking definitely helped, but what never failed to get her through was the knowledge that, once the whole affair was over, she and Adam would go for karaoke together.

#[ headcanons :: Vaggie ] #[ ooc :: mun's headcanons ] #creationtainted #[[ ffs i need a tag for this verse ]] #[[ I might add more later one ]] #[[ but these are enough for now! ]]