❛ I’m all for diabolical plans and all that , but .. ❜ Eric looks over to Shego , a brow cocking as he nods towards wherever Drakken had headed off to . Though the situation in itself was rather dire , there was nothing they could really do except ride it out whilst looking for a way to reverse Drakken’s current state . Of all people to take the situation on the lighter side , it would be Shego . So , he continues with a shrug . ❛ He has homework . ❜
❛ Here . ❜ He’s sitting down at the lunch table , placing a small carton of boxed milk in front of Drakken . A few months ago , if Eric was told he would be in the position is now , he simply wouldn’t have been able to compute it . Now , however , he was sitting beside his creator in child form at a high school , watching him drink cartons of milk . ❛ --- Are you .. ❜ He clears his throat , brows furrowing as he tries to think of something to break the awkward slurp - filled silence . ❛ Are you enjoying your classes ? ❜
❛ Have fun in class ! Don’t learn too much , you still have three more years after this one ! ❜ Eric gives Drakken a smile and a wave as he ushers him into his classroom ; of course , he’s known by Drew here , and he’s not an infamous villain . No , he’s the new gifted student at Middleton High , and Eric has been deemed his protector . As much of a ruse as it was , Eric’s presence had certainly come in handy in more ways than one . After all , no one suspected him since he had been there for a while .. and Drakken did actually need the protection . High school could be so cruel at times . He was on a mission now , in full effect : do what Athena could not . In Eric’s humble opinion , he should have been Drakken’s first choice all along , but everyone made mistakes . If anything came out of the delay , he would be more believable now .
As if on cue , ( and it was .. perfectly timed ) Kim Possible headed closer down the hallway as Eric turned to head in the opposite direction , resulting in a very planned but very believable collision of the two students . Eric acts surprised , a hand immediately reaching out to steady the redhead . ❛ I -- I’m .. so sorry . ❜ He appears to fumble with his words for a few moments before a charming smile pulls at the corners of his lips . ❛ Kim Possible ! --- Of all the people to crash into .. are you okay ? ❜
wondering if i should make my secondary verse for the movie align with so the drama but with a twist .. how we feeling about eric being a grade ( or two ? ) above kim in middleton high , he’s still a synthodrone , but as far as anyone in the school knows , he has no ‘ relation ’ to athena . during the plot of the movie , he stays on the back - burner , serving as more of a reconnaissance droid than anything else . however , his role will become more prominent after the movie’s plot , as he has a goal to gain kim’s affections by becoming that one noble upperclassman who helps and protects the outcast new kid ( drakken ) of middleton high . of course , this is all part of a master plan to once again defeat kim .
‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’
❛ Oh , I – thank you very much . ❜ Lips form a small smile , and he gives his creator a modest bow of his head . A few moments pass , and he drops the facade completely , leaning back in his seat and staring up at Drakken with a deadpanned expression . ❛ .. You do remember you programmed me to assimilate , right ? — I know what being humble is . ❜
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’
‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’
‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’
‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’
‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’
‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’
‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’
‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’
‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’
‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’
‘ and they were roommates! ’
‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’
‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’
‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’
‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’
‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’
‘ bitch disgusting ’
‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’
‘ so no head? ’
‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’
‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’
‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’
‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’
‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’
‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’
‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’
‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’
‘ look at all those chickens ’
‘ i smell like beef ’
‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’
‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’
‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’
‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’
‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’
‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’
‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’
‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’
‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’
‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’
‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’
‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’
‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’
‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’
‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’
‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’
‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’
‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’
‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’
‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’
‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’
‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’
‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’
‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’
‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’
‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’
‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’
‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’
‘ he needs some milk! ’
‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’
‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’
‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’
‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’
‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’
‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’
‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming ’
‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
❛ you’ve been a thorn in my side since you were brought here. ❜
❛ Hey , listen . ❜ Insolent brat . Ron was ruining everything with his loud mouth and his whining . Lucky for him , Kim wasn’t seeming to entertain his attitude , and oftentimes the boy stormed off instead of shouting accusations that would most definitely get in the way of Eric’s mission . Despite Ron’s words and Eric’s programmed hatred for him , the Synthodrone gives him a disarming smile . ❛ I really like Kim , okay ? I want this to work between me and her , and it’s important to me that her best friend is on board with it . ❜
❛ from the very beginning, you lied ! and i not only believed you, i actually — ugh ! ❜
❛ Sorry , Kim . ❜ Though an apology leaves his lips , there is not a single sign of it being genuine .. neither in his tone , nor on his features . In fact , there is a ghost of a smirk tugging at his lips . Perhaps if his heart were not synthetic , he would feel a pang of guilt .. but alas , it was not the case – much to Kim’s dismay . He registers that she is hurting , angered , feeling betrayed beyond words .. yet Eric simply stands before her , cold , unfeeling . Their memories meant nothing to him . She meant nothing to him . ❛ — I just did a really good job at pretending to love you . ❜