supermelon64

[supermelon64]

why r u so edgy lol kys already fucking bitch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Reblog if you remember this TV Channel

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Yknow it kind of boggles my mind that i’ve been in a steady relationship with Gold for less then a month short of a year

We’ve had no fights, no arguments (except the fire emblem one and it was basically satire) which is considerably different from last relationships I’ve been in. 

Honestly because of him my mental state is doing a lot better then before, and I’m away from toxic people who only really wanted to hurt me

He’s REALLY sweet and kind and loving to me and I couldn’t ask for a better partner.

Love you, @supermelon64 💛🌟💛

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reblog to share the love uwu

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~The Hyrule Fantasy~

Link's original design from "the Legend of Zelda" and "Zelda II: the Adventure of Link"

#nintendo #zelda #legend of zelda #zelda fanart #link #nes #famicom #retro #retrogaming #retro anime #retro aesthetic

[supermelon64]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ*)੭━☆ﾟ.*･｡ someone wants to let you know that you're incredibly loved, take care of yourself today!! - @lovingloudly ♡

Oh hey that's really cute actually, thanks!

[supermelon64]

So I made a Mario timeline

#super mario #mario bros #nintendo #meme #zelda timeline #shitpost

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NERD YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE AND I LOVE YOU SO, SO, SO VERY MUCH

OH HEY SWEETIE-

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Reblog if I can come into your ask box when my muse gets bored

if we’ve never interacted before, i implore you to do this. random encounter, wrong text, anything. 

[supermelon64]

Fake. I didn't see a single bullet point mention having a triple shot Holy Water or Cross Boomerang equiped, nor did I see any tips on which candles drop the Knife so you can avoid them.

A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches

If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.

Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.

Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.

If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.

If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.

The Bibles will be blank until you confess.

Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.

The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.

If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.

If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.

If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.

Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.

If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.

The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.

Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.

Don’t get seperated from your friends.

If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.

If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.

You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.

Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.

[supermelon64]

Awwwwwwww!! Of course, darling~

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[supermelon64]

AWWWWW THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU~

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[supermelon64]

AWWWWWWWW-

I LIKE SNUGGLES-

AND NO DON'T MURDER ANYONE, MY MOM WAS SICK SO I WAS HELPING TO TAKE CARE OF HER IS ALL-

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[supermelon64]

I had a rough night and didn't get to sleep until 5:00 AM-

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[supermelon64]

You cute lil dork~

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