sundaybones

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#i thought those were magnum condoms for a second and i was like hold on

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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

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dude can you stop pretending to be a wolf for a fucking second there's been a catastrophic hull breach

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bro

you're fucking me

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arguing with boomers in the facebook comments should count towards my mandatory community service

#sunday service #idk ignore me

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#theres one brand that smells ok #the rest are awful

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do i even need to say it?

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I'm on the bluegrass music part of youtube right now and i stumbled across this comment on a really talented banjo cover

The idea that some serbian dad is in the same part of youtube as I am and his 5 year old son is hearing this fire banjo rendition of Foggy Mountain Breakdown for the first and going absolutely ape shit he likes it so much that he's running and jumping all across and around their house is just sending me. Peace and love on planet earth.

#you could induce a destructive hysteria in a group of victorian children by playing foggy mountain breakdown for them

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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

#you have to comfort the animal though #because that fear is real even if it is irrational #you have to pick up that small scared animal and pet it gently and say #i can still protect myself while staying true to myself

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my communist dream is a i work diligently to help maintain the world i live in communist dream but it's also a having orgies in the park communist dream

#i just think of all my needs were met id want to have sex in public

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#piss your pants if you want to #you can leave your pants behind #cause these pants aint pissed #and if they aint pissed #well theyre; no pants of mine

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human