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#HELLO PUSHEEN :DDDDDD

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heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please

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twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand

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"Testosterone will turn you into a violent pervert", do you fucking promise????

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Hi newt! There's an alligator at my work with the same name as you.

Love that they named an animal after another animal, like, "This is my cat, Pigeon."

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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semiaquatic secret agent

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I did a non-binary achievement today: I used three different genders of bathrooms.

Tomorrow I might try for four!

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

#zero #in that world I’m having a million cats

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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coming over and shedding half of my hair all over your bed and couch and everything to mark my territory