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sulfursmells · 19 days
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sulfursmells · 24 days
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Oops!!
“Oops, I dropped my pen.” , hunter says as he purposely drops his pen to the ground while keeping your gaze. Hunter is a notorious gas bag that loves to play pranks and jokes using his well defined ass and rancid gas. Hunter began to bend down displaying his huge ass, a size that could only be accomplished by a combination of hard work and genetics. My view eclipsed by his cheeks and he continued to bend down looking for his pen. Then, a loud torrent of gas exits his ass along with a vile smell. My eyes water and a cough at the smell of burning garbage as he kept searching for his pen. A minute passes as he continues to rip the same fart that has my nose hairs burning from the scent. “Did you find it yet?” I manage to get out between the coughs as I look down at Hunter wondering what’s taking so long.I look down at Hunter that he is already holding the pen in his hand with a look of pure relief on his face. “Yeah almost got it” he says as the gas momentarily stops. “Hold on I have to reach for it.” Hunter says then you hear a grunt as the loudest fart you’ve ever heard hit you right in the face. You cover your nose as you began to dry heave from taking that nuclear bomb to the face. “Ahh got it, what’s got you all messed up?” Hunter asks with a sly smile.
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sulfursmells · 2 months
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Strike Out
As the ball flies far out of sight, my expression changes to fear, staring as the captain of the baseball team Adam drops his pants and stars shaking his butt, each cheeks rippling at the slightest movement. I made a bet with him, that he couldn’t hit a home run, and I just lost. Per the agreement I would have to put my face in his ass for 10 mins. Doing this to anyone person is bad enough but it brings Adam is worst. He would casually gas out the dugouts and locker rooms during games. Whenever he went up to bat he would release silent gas to throw off the catcher so he could get do overs. To make things worse it’s a hot summer day and he’s been practicing for the past 2 hours. I don’t know how I’m going to survive. Then a dark shadow is cast over my sight as all I see is the mountain that is Adams ass. “Get ready for an Adam Assault” is all I hear before my world is shrouded in darkness and a smell worse than a skunk and burning dumpster combined enters my nose.
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sulfursmells · 2 months
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Gas Leak
You arrived at the supermarket to just find a few things, eggs milk etc. what you didn’t expect was to see a six foot hunk right at the top of the aisle you had to go down. You can’t help, but try to look at anything else so he doesn’t see you checking him out. Taking quick glances at him then farting your eyes else where to try and hide your interest. You then bend down to reach something at the bottom shelve squatting in the aisle. As you search through all the items you notice the guy is practically behind you, the back of your head on lvl so the his ass. You turn your head to get a glimpse, as he moves backwards putting your face right between his cheeks. The dude grunts as you are hit with a horrid smell and start to cough. “Woah sorry dude, just wanted to play a joke didn’t mean to give you a face full,but hey you make a good seat and muffle.” He said with your still between in the middle of the aisle. After releasing another more potent fart he finally got off. “Smell you later” is all he said as he walked away down the aisle. You keep coughing trying to come back from the horrible experience and continue your shopping. You enter the next aisle of and are immediately hit by the same smell again causing another coughing fit. You try to escape by going to the next aisle then the next aisle and then the next aisle again the same thing happening each time. Your eyes watering and struggling to breathe you grab your last item and book it to self checkout. As you’re waiting, the air begins to get easier to breathe and your eyes stop watering. You take a deep breath in as the same dude from before slowly walks past you leaving in his wake a silent but deadly that has everyone behind him coughing and gagging from the smell. Your red itching eyes locked onto him as he walks to the front scanning and paying for his items. He then makes eye contact with you walking towards you. “You seem to be fairings better than most here’s my number for when you really want to see what I can do. By the way the names Dustin.” After handing you a note with his number he walks to the front of the store stretching and letting rip one very audible blast before walking out of your sight. You ponder wondering what if this was just child’s play for him. Scared to think what he could do if he really tried to gas someone. “Maybe that someone will be me.”
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