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jealous of everyone on tumblr how come you guys get to accept yourselves for who you are bro that’s not fair I was sick the day they handed that out in high school what the hell
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I am afraid that leaning too much on those around me will leave me without legs of my own to stand on and all, but it seems like my lack of strength and confidence in my own abilities is leaving me with no choice I think
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im not dead i was monitoring the bots in their natural habitat, free from human interaction fuck bro now I gotta start over someone go get the foam
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Movie idea where it’s very clearly obviously a horror slasher film but there’s one character that tries very very VERY hard to make it into one of those comedy horror movies
Just making every scene unbearably awkward, awkward enough to even make the killer trip up for a moment so you think that the movie is about to make you laugh but then horribly murders the next victim
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Why do they say a steep learning curve is bad? Wouldn’t it be good to have a steep learning curve?
Like if the y axis is percent learned and the c axis is time spent learning, wouldn’t a steep curve mean that it takes less time to learn?
I guess it would kind of (not really) make sense if the x axis is effort and not time spent learning but then my next question is which is it??
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me sitting in church one random ass Sunday
the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest
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for october i will be doing an art challenge called get through october where i try to get through october here's the prompt list:
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want to be poetic again but my head hurts so um
life is like cheese because it’s uh, full of holes and stinks sometimes, and your feet sort of get sucked into it and it gets everywhere and then you smell like cheese and everyone can tell and uh yeah
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did I not say this exact thing
No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
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Teacher teacher I have a question! If forgiveness was so simple and so easy why be upset in the first place? And follow up, if forgiveness was so arduous a mountain to climb why even bother forgive at all?
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you know what day it is……….
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I’m a girl in a boys body but not really in a trans way but like in every other way if that makes sense
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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors
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margaret belongs to the void now
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adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping
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IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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