demiboy - Multi-Level-Marketing - polyamorI would like to formally apologize for every single thing you read on here I just post whatever comes to mind and my mind hasn’t seen the light of god in a long time-PLEASE SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM I AM SO FUNNY PLEASE
jealous of everyone on tumblr how come you guys get to accept yourselves for who you are bro that’s not fair I was sick the day they handed that out in high school what the hell
I am afraid that leaning too much on those around me will leave me without legs of my own to stand on and all, but it seems like my lack of strength and confidence in my own abilities is leaving me with no choice I think
Movie idea where it’s very clearly obviously a horror slasher film but there’s one character that tries very very VERY hard to make it into one of those comedy horror movies
Just making every scene unbearably awkward, awkward enough to even make the killer trip up for a moment so you think that the movie is about to make you laugh but then horribly murders the next victim
life is like cheese because it’s uh, full of holes and stinks sometimes, and your feet sort of get sucked into it and it gets everywhere and then you smell like cheese and everyone can tell and uh yeah
No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
Teacher teacher I have a question! If forgiveness was so simple and so easy why be upset in the first place? And follow up, if forgiveness was so arduous a mountain to climb why even bother forgive at all?
adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping