Version 2 😈
TW// blood
"Offer your body and soul to me, mortal~ ❤️"
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*waves* hiii Johan~ lovely seeing you here ❤️❤️❤️
A drawing by Sir Johan ;3
It looks like he's floating in the air Lol (ㆁωㆁ)
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Gwyndolin only trust Knight Oscar and doesn't like Strangers touching their Snakes...
(Of Course that Gwyndolin Trusts other People like their Siblings and the Darkmoon Knightess and not just Oscar but they don't like Random People like Johan and Peewit to even Poke One of the Snakes Without Consent...)
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Lightly shaded version >:)
TW// blood
Wip, this belongs on a skateboard deadass 🤟
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Don't tell me he's not beautiful and how adorable he is with kids like... LOOK AT HIM 💕💕💕
jean-pierre talbot as tintin.......*claws at the walls*
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Lord Farquaad Voice Lines From Dreamworks All-Star Kart Racing Because
[Menu]
"Do pick me. If I can't win, I'll just buy victory."
"I will have order, I will have perfection."
"I'm lord. I'm no chauffeur, I don't even own mice."
"Let the tournament begin!"
"You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest with me."
[Basic lines]
"(giggles like a school kid)"
"Faster… faster!!"
"Ha hahaa haa!"
"Ha!"
"Heh heh…"
"Hurray!"
"Huzzah!"
"Marvelous."
"Mmm hmmm…"
"Oh my."
"Oooh."
"Precious."
"So fast…!"
"Splendid!"
"Well done."
"Wheeeee!!!"
"Wonderful!!!!"
"Wonderful."
"Wooo hooo!"
"Woooooo!!!"
"Yes!"
"[sinister laugh]"
[Using attack]
"Enjoy!"
"Headbutt!"
"Heads up! Ha!"
"Take that."
"Take… me!"
[Getting Lord Farquaad's Giant Head collectible]
"Ah ha!"
"Hi handsome."
"How handsome."
"Well hello."
[Bumping into Alex]
"Watch it, Alex!"
[Bumping into Astrid]
"Keep back, child!"
[Bumping into Bridget]
"Ugh! Take that."
[Bumping into Diane Foxington]
"Ha! That'll teach you, fox."
[Bumping into Donkey]
"Out of my way, mule!"
[Bumping into Hiccup]
"Got you kid."
[Bumping into King Gristle]
"Bah! Got you."
[Bumping into King Julien]
"You're no king!"
[Bumping into Kitty Softpaws]
"Ha! Wretched cat."
[Bumping into Master Oogway]
"Take that, Oogway."
[Bumping into Master Shifu]
"Wretched squirrel!"
[Bumping into Megamind]
"How handsome."
[Bumping into Mr. Wolf]
"Take that, wolf."
[Bumping into Po]
"Got you, monster."
[Bumping into Princess Fiona]
"Fiona..."
[Bumping into Puss in Boots]
"Got you, Puss."
[Bumping into Shrek]
"Hahaha, Ogre! Get back to the swamp."
[Bumping into Theodore Templeton]
"Watch out, brat!"
[Bumping into Tigress]
"Away, creature!"
[Bumping into Tina Templeton]
"Look out, you brat."
[Bumping into Wolf]
"Away, Wolf!"
[Getting hit]
"Hey!"
"Oooo."
"Ouch."
"Outrageous!"
"Ow!"
"Stop that!"
"Stop that."
[Leading]
"Ahhh… The view from the front is so… uncluttered."
"Leading is what I do best after all…"
"Look at me! I'm driving faster than the Gingerbread Man can run!"
"The lead is mine! No one will take it from me."
"You couldn't ask for a better leading man than me, could you?"
[3rd round]
"My victory is assured, I um, assure you."
"Nothing can stop me now."
"Soon, this will all be over with. For everyone."
"The trophy will soon be mine! There IS a trophy at the end of this, isn't there?"
"We're nearly at the end. No one had better stand in my way."
[Winning]
"A-ha! I have beaten the rabble once more!"
"Ha ha! I win! I win, I win! I winIwinIwin!"
"Haha!!!"
"I triumph again!"
"I won! Where are my rose petals? I want my rose petals!"
"I've come in first… Just as the Magic Mirror predicted."
[Losing]
"I didn't win? I'm going to have to have a little talk with the Magic Mirror after this."
"Lose? I don't think so! Someone here cheated and it wasn't me."
"Lose? Me? But I'm Lord Farquaad, I don't lose!"
"My my… I hope nobody saw that…"
"This is outrageous! Outrageous I say!"
"Impossible! Surely I'm the victim of sabotage."
[1st place]
"I never get tired of winning."
"Isn't this precious?"
"The results are binding. And that makes me king. See?! See?!"
"Well of course I won. What else would you expect?"
[2nd place]
"First place should've been mine! I'll get my revenge."
"Let them gloat… Lord Farquaad will have his day in the tanning bed!"
"Well, that was a disappointment, wasn't it?"
[3rd place]
"How humiliating. Curse you, little checkered flag!"
"Oh they will rue this day! There will be so much rue..."
"Who really wants to win anyway! I'm KING! I literally rule the roads!"
Bonus: When Wolf/Death bumps into Farquaad he says "I'm here, Farquaad."
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