strawberrystealer

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What would they do if you gave them flowers?

Characters- Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

Fyodor-

I bet he’s barely given anything so it takes him by surprise

He also doesn’t know what to do with flowers and doesn’t see the appeal

“...Flowers? Why?” “Because they’re pretty and I thought of you when I saw them!” “...Oh. Yes I suppose they are pretty” Then he wouldn’t know what to do after that

You probably put it in a vase for him

He does like them and he thinks they make the room their in look nice

Once they die though hes at a loss

He doesn’t know if he should keep it or toss it cuz he doesn’t know what to do with flowers

He probably ends up throwing them away 

He did enjoy them while they were there though

Nikolai-

I think he really likes flowers

He’d thank you a lot when you give them to him

“Flowers? FOR ME?? DOVE YOU SHOULD’NT HAVE!!!” 

He loves them

He probably talks to them when he misses you

That flower would know all the doa gossip bro

“And then Dos-kun was like ‘HELL NAW YOU CANT TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT’ And BAM he killed him!” And the flower would just sit there and listen to him ramble and over exaggerate everything

Sigma-

He’d be so delighted

He’d be all like “Flowers for me? What’s the occasion? Should I have gotten you something?-”

He’d adore them

He’d keep them in his office at the casino since they’ll remind him of you

He’d think they’re the most beautiful flowers he’s ever seen, and he’ll remind you every chance he gets that he really likes them

He ends up getting you flowers too 

Akutagawa-

Like Fyodor he probably wouldn’t see the point in flowers

He’s just like “they live and then they die... there’s no point in their existence” He does tell you that though cuz he’s just so sweet ik

He does accept them though

He looks at them occasionally

If he’s ever annoyed at you he’ll talk to the flowers (really talking to himself but near them) and complain about you or something

Once they die he’ll just throw them out expecting nothing else and then you give him more and he’s just like “... But the others just died what do you want me to do with this?”

This time he says thank you though 

It does make his room a bit more colorful which he doesn’t care about but you like it

#fyodor #fyodor x reader #nikolai #nikolai x reader #sigma #sigma x reader #akutagawa #akutagawa x reader #bsd #bsd anime #bungo stray dogs #x reader #flowers

[strawberrystealer]

omg imagine fyodor with a reader with high machiavellism scores, like to 80-100

Omg I actually really like that idea! (Also I'm only just now researching this topic so I'm sorry if I didn't get its meaning right!)

Fyodor x reader with high machiavellism scores-

He'd find you very intriguing

Since he's basically the same as you he'd be curious about seeing exactly how similar the two of you really are

He also might ask if you want to work in the Decay Of Angels with him

He also might take you on missions with him as help if you wanted

He'd probably try and persuade you to think more like him and see the world from his point of view since you're basically half way there already

Though he might get a little worried (not rly that word but think of the next best cuz i cant rn) when you're mad at him

Not that he thinks you'll like hurt him or do the same thing he does to everyone else and use them for his own gain noooo ofc not he'd never be scared of such a thing (but it does linger in the back of his mind)

I do think that you two would work better together though because of things like you'd understand why he uses people, why he kills people and everything he does to gain power because you'd probably want to do the same

Since you could see from his perspective (mostly) He'd probably respect you more so that's a plus probably

#fyodor #fyodor x reader #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd anime #machiavellism #I dont know what im talking about

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What I think they’d do if someone kidnapped you

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

For some reason I think about this a lot sooo why not write about it!

Fyodor- 

Angry, upset, annoyed, all of those would be understatements

The pure rage that would fill this mans body once he gets the news-

If he saw like a letter or something thats like “Ayo we got ur bae come get them or they die lmaooo #livelaughlove” But a lot more sinister and stuff he’d go straight there and uhhh

Basically kill everyone there using his ability of course

He’d be so quick about it too, like drop everything he was doing and go straight there

Once he’s at the place in like the span of a few seconds everyone’s already dead and he goes over to you and idk takes off your blind fold or whatever they have on you

He becomes the softest man you’ve ever seen just for that moment cuz he doesn’t know what you’ve been through and he doesn’t want to cause you anymore pain

Once you two get home he’ll run a bath for you or something and stay by your side

He’ll make sure no one ever touches you again, he can’t ever risk losing you.

Nikolai- 

I bet he’d be like coming home all cheerful, ready to come mess with you or something and... you’re not on the couch.

Not in your room, the bathroom, anywhere

The smile immediately drops from his face and he gets worried

But then again he probably does this all the time so he texts you and you don’t respond??

Now he’s 10 times more worried than he was before!

Probably not a lot tho cuz he probably knows where you are

If thats the case then he just goes the the location and pays you a lil visit

Knocks on the door like a gentleman ofc 

But when they open it-

BOOM

“QUIZ TIME!!! Where’s my lovely little s/o?? Can you guess??” And he looks over and sees you inside the house.

Then he’d immediately kill move the kind gentleman into a burning fire! So sweet ik

He’d get to you and ofc be worried but once he finds out you’re okay he’ll be fine and back to his normal goofy self 

Unless you want the more realistic take where he cant stop thinking about it and thinks its his fault for weeks but is also trying to rid himself of emotions so ofc he cant be scared or guilty so he’s constantly battling himself on whether or not its his fault and if you still even like you because he might not have been there just in time to save you.

Sigma- 

He’d be so unbelievably worried 

He wouldn’t know who did it, why, how, or anything and he’d be just as confused as you probably are 

He’d probably have to ask for help, contemplate calling the cops but then realizes hes fr a terrorist he cant do that-

So he asks Fyodor for help and after a bit of pleading Fyodor gives him the location of where you and your abductor are

Once Sigma gets there, with some guns he’s probably scared to use, he sees the man that kidnapped you

Its gonna be like “if you give me ur casino ill give u your s/o” type of shit (super unrealistic but its all I can think of rn)

So obviously ur man isnt having that and shoots him

I mean he had no problem shooting that red haired girl (whatever her name is in the hunting dogs) so he probably wouldn’t have a problem killing some weak guy to get his lover back

Once he gets you safe he’ll keep asking if you’re okay alllll the time just because he’s so scared

“Darling are you sure you’re okay?? He seemed really scary... he didn’t hurt you did he? Do you need any bandages?”

Akutagawa- 

He looks completely unfazed

Like he’ll read some letter telling him to come get you or you die and be like “...Ugh not this again” 

He will get you though

And he is slightly scared but not really because he knows you’ll be fine once he gets you

When he gets to the place he doesn’t even knock on the door

He just punches a big ass hole in it with his ability and goes through it 

Also kills your abductor<3

Once he gets you he’s quiet

He’ll lightly hug you, glad your alive and the drive home will be silent

He’s considering weather he should be all “you’re so weak how’d you even get kidnapped” or “are you okay? ... He didn’t do any physical abuse to you, correct?” But both of them sound weird to him so he’s silent

When you get home he’ll prepare anything you wish

Tea? Dinner? Blankets? Anything, he’ll do for you

He does love you and he was very worried its just he has a poor way of showing it, thats all :)

#fyodor #fyodor x reader #nikolai #nikolai x reader #sigma #sigma x reader #akutagawa #akutagawa x reader #bsd #bsd anime #bungo stray dogs #x reader

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- Where I think they’d take you on a date:

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

Fyodor-

He seems like He doesn’t go out much

Maybe like a stay at home date where he cooks you a meal, nice wine, candles etc.

Maybe you watch a movie

Or if you guys did go out maybe somewhere relaxed

Like a small restaurant

A very expensive one though, this mans got money

Ofc he’s paying 

“Let me pay. I brought you here, its the least I could do for you, my love”

Very nice night 10/10 

He’d listen to everything you have to say since he’s probably busy most of the time so this is the only time you two have to spend together

He loves spending time with you, so he’ll probably ask you on dates once a month or so, depending on how busy he is.

Make sure to enjoy yourself though because it doesn’t happen a lot

Nikolai-

He seems like he’d take you to an amusement park

You guys are gonna go on so many rides omg...

Ofc he’d want to go on the scariest roller coasters that look like you’d fall off on it

“Ooo! Ooo! Dove that one! *points to a ride* That looks fun!” And its the scariest thing you’ve ever seen in your life

He’d also try to get you a stuffed animal at one of the game thingies they have there

Its a 50/50 he’ll be ass at the game or he’ll do it perfectly and you’ll get your stuffed animal

If he does fail though (assuming he wont try again 50 times) He’ll probably be like “Come on lets go, this games boring anyway.” As he uses his ability to steal the stuffed animal for you as you two are walking away.

If the lines for the rides are long he’ll be such a pain

He’ll be hella annoying like a kid on a road trip saying “Are we there yet?” 100 times

Still will be a pretty fun day though, as long as it’s with him

Sigma-

He is such a sweetheart

He’d probably be too scared to ask you too

He’d probably take you on like a picnic at a nice park

He’d bring whatever sandwiches you like, his favorite cookies, some sodas (or whatever you prefer) for the two of you, he’d have everything

He’d pick a calm park too, a pretty one but one no one goes to so you guys can be alone 

He probably made all the food himself so he’ll ask you a few times if its good

“...Does it taste good? This was my first time making it so I hope you like it!”

This is also his first date too, like... ever so he wouldn’t really know what to do (neither would I, I’ve never been on a date before)

You’d probably have to be the one to start a conversation so its not boring

After a bit though you’ll loosen up and talk some more

Once you two are done eating you’d probably watch the clouds for a bit until you’re ready to go home

Akutagawa-

Dating isn’t on this man’s mind

He’s probably hella busy with work too

So you’d probably have to be the one to ask him out

He also probably wouldn’t go out anywhere public because of his reputation of like yk killing people

You guys would probably stay at home, listen to music and just be together

If the music is like classical or jazz (and if you’re far into the relationship) you could ask him to dance (slow dancing btw)

“May I have this dance?” You say, holding out your hand to him. “...What.”

He does end up dancing with you though, after a little bit of asking

Both of you don’t know what you’re doing

You’ll probably step on each others feet and laugh a lot, and this could also get him to loosen up and not like be a bitch all the time, at least for right now

And you might catch him smiling a little as he twirls you around

Even though you both suck, you two did have fun

#bungo stray dogs #nikolai #nikolai x reader #fyodor #fyodor x reader #sigma #sigma x reader #akutagawa #akutagawa x reader

[strawberrystealer]

What I write for!

Hi! I’m a little new to tumblr but I do want to start writing stuff so here are the fandoms I’m willing to write for: Bungo Stray Dogs (bsd) Markiplier (Specifically his egos) Obey me! Shall we date Angels of Death (only Danny tho- Ik I’m weird I like him) The Stanley Parable At the moment that is all but if you’d ever like to request here’s some rules: 1. No smut- I’ve never written it and I’m not comfortable writing it, but I will right fluff and possibly angst 2. Only ‘x readers’ or questions like “What would this character do if...” And some other things but you can request whatever you’d like and I’ll write it if I can Not too many but just a little bit to get me started, thanks for reading <3