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Nice Try, Dead Guy by @fruchtfliege

As he makes it into the restaurant, it quickly dawns on Harris that he might have underestimated how ready Theo and Liam were for a fight, and a simple breaking and entering soon turns into clown shoes.

A movie fix-it.

Artwork created for the Thiam Big Bang 2023, hosted by @officialthiamlibrary!

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better than i was before you and me

a thiam fic by infernal_gay_mess on ao3 with art by @fruchtfliege

this is my fic for @officialthiamlibrary's Thiam Big Bang 2023 event. please check out my awesome partner fruchtfliege's memes for the fic which capture the essence of the work better than any written summary ever could, and show them some love🔥🖤🔥

Title: better than i was before you and me

Summary: Liam and Theo begrudgingly accept that their bond with Alec borders on parental. Don't tell Isaac though.

Tags: Nonbinary Chris Argent, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Crack, bc alec is chaotic, Liam and Theo are Alec's dads but they want to disown him (but they actually love him), Established Relationship

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

#thiam #thiambigbang2023 #teen wolf #thiam fanfic #liam dunbar #theo raeken #alec teen wolf

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help i haven't been on tumblr much lately and it keeps autoplaying video ads i'm not even looking at and i keep getting jump-scared bc there's a lady in my phone talking ab health insurance while i'm trying to read about The Gays

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I am having an internal debate that goes as follows:

1. would Theo or Liam be more likely to wear a skirt?

part of me really wants to say Theo cuz he wasn't raised with the same heteronormative bullshit that everyone else was and would see one he likes and wear it without really having that 'but it's a girl thing' debate in his head. another part of me thinks Liam would do it out of spite for heteronormativity and homophobes and because he thinks they are great. ahhh.

2. which would would have the worst mental short-circuit after seeing the other in a skirt?

i'm really leaning towards Liam on this one but Theo would absolutely have a ✨moment✨(I also think Theo would be the one to catch on to what is happening and continue wearing the skirts as often as possible)

someone help me please.

#i think ab this all the time #lemme recommend You Look My Way and I Lose My Breath by issawhatevah on ao3 #for one version of this trope #it's very important to me

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[Liam and Mason with their arms around each other]

Mason: We’ve been best friends since we were tiny.

Liam: Through thick and thin.

Mason: Always inseparable.

Liam: Only one thing could ever threaten our friendship.

Mason [side-eyes Theo]: Our taste in men.

Liam [glaring at Corey]: Yup.

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#😅

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So I’m back to my headcanon about autistic!Scott (who I’m aware was written to be an Average Boy, but there’s a lot of unintentional parallels to autism that I’d like to muse upon)

First some context…

The autism spectrum isn’t what you think. It’s a condition that adapts to nurture. And much of the research has been done on kids perceived as boys, who, let’s be real, tend to get socially trained way differently than kids perceived as girls. I would know because I was raised as a girl before I realized I’m trans. My autism can be said to have “female symptoms” despite me being very masculine. And I’ve learned enough coping mechanisms that most people just assume I’m willfully quirky as opposed to an alien pretending to be human.

So here’s what I think when I think of autistic Scott:

- he was raised by his mother and canonically exhibits “female strength” in the form of patience, compassion, and nurturing. It’s not a far reach to say he was socialized in the way girls are, with an emphasis on sticking together and working as a group. This is all meant to say: Scott’s autism would be more invisible to the untrained eye due to him realizing he can fit in by mimicking the behavior of the people around him (namely Stiles)

- speaking of mimicking, whenever Scott has to make difficult decisions, it’s done with a “what would [this other person in my life] do in this sort of scenario?” Kidnapping Liam, for example, was a very Stiles thing to do. And Scott repeats Derek’s “we’re brothers now” despite having cringed at it himself

- Scott has this childlike naivety and ability to take things too literally that’s very autistic (e.g. “my mom does all the grocery shopping")

- Scott’s special interest is lacrosse, something he persists in despite his asthma, and later, despite werewolf drama

- Scott’s best friend has ADHD, which is just a fascinating tidbit because me and a lot of autistic people I know are very close with ADHD folks because of our many overlapping symptoms

- Scott’s stimming can be said to be subtle, like taking the form of bouncing when he’s happy. He also has a thing with his thumbs. It obviously nowhere near as flaily as Stiles, but this isn’t a competition, okay?

- Scott’s relationship with Allison begins with Stiles explaining to him “You don’t ‘hang out’ with hot girls” and, later, when Scott mentions he’s studying with Allison, Stiles says “That’s my boy,” cajoling Scott into doing more than “just studying”

- Scott’s relationship with Kira can be summarized by Scott following a script he built with Allison and then belatedly realizing, in horror, that he’s doing things with Kira (kissing her, saying he loves her) in such an automatic way that it leaves Kira in shock

- Scott’s relationship with Malia actually had time to develop because they were friends first, so the most different part for Scott is when they sleep together and Scott ends up in a sweater in bed after sex like he’s just hanging out with a friend

- Scott has a very strict moral code, which tends to be prevalent in autism. His morals allow him to make exceptions for lying villains (e.g. willing to kill a sick Gerard if Gerard’s lying gets anymore people hurt) but is harder to bend when he sees that the antagonist is also a victim (e.g. Void Stiles)

- Scott is hyper-empathetic, meaning he’s prone to putting himself in other people’s shoes even when it’s not in his best interest to do so. He’s also prone to not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings

- Scott repeats arguments because he has conversations scripted in his head and when they’re going wrong he must repeat

(feel free to add more insights! these are just things to muse on for a headcanon and not an assertion of Truth Beyond All Shadow Of A Doubt)

#omg i love this!!! #so gonna hc this now

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they were in love here [two characters engaging in hand to hand combat]

#>>>>>>prev tags

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#AJDKFJDHSBSJDJD #it's them it's my children

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Theo: i just want to hear those three little words.

Liam: I luv u.

Theo: no.

Liam: *sighs*

Liam: I will behave...

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Everyone: we should kill Theo

Liam: but we need him, I swear 🥺

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Dear Gaimen, Neil

I am in your walls and am planning to strike soon.

Worst regards,

Your mortal enemy. 🖤

That seems like a way of ensuring that there never is a Season 3, though, so it might prove counter-productive.

#not if we summon your ghost and use the dark arts to bind you to the task of writing the third season

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!!SPOILER WARNING!!

!!vague good omens 2 spoilers!!

@neil-gaiman WHAT IF I WALKED INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TOLD YOU A STORY THAT ENDED ON THE SADDEST CLIFFHANGER YOU'VE EVER WITNESSED IN YOUR LIFE AND KICKED OVER YOUR HOUSEPLANTS AND GAVE AWAY ALL YOUR ANTIQUE BOOKS AND MOVED ALL THE ITEMS ON YOUR DESK AN INCH TO THE RIGHT EXCEPT ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE AND THEN LEFT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #NEIL I JUST WANNA TALK #OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH EITHER ONE

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i just think that if theo were given a half year or so to chill out and unravel into a dumbass teenage kid like the rest of the puppy pack, they would all quickly realise he has the markiplier "i'm not a masochist, i just want to see how much my body can take before it reaches its limit" flavour of dumbassery.

like normally he's pretty cautious and has well intact self preservation instincts (unless he's throwing himself in danger to save liam obv) but then you put him with the rest of the puppy pack dumbasses and those brain cells just evaporate and before you know it he's putting just a little too much wolfsbane in the vodka because he wants to see how much is too much and they have to go to deaton and beg him not to snitch on them for drinking because theo has thoroughly poisoned himself with wolfsbane.

and he's drunk off his face for the whole thing but when he wakes up the next day feeling like he got hit by a freight train he just says "i wonder if it's possible to build a resistance to it" and liam wallops him with a pillow before he can continue that train of thought.

#ajksjdhshjaks #glad you agree and also my pinned fic is this👀 #also mega apologies bc several characters are trans in it but liam isn't in an explicit way #but there is absoluuuutely room for hc #yk just felt like an apology was needed bc trans liam is 👌👌👌👌👌

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it's mild unease for no identifiable reason hours

#lemme just tag the entire dsm5 bc idk what i even have yet #may be autistic meltdown or anxiety not sure #but i'm huddled in my blankets in the dark and i started welling up over something stupid before #and now i wanna do something to distract myself but don't feel like any of my normal comfort activities :/ #what is wrongjsjdhcjkssjhas why brain no be happy ab silly little stories #it loves silly little stories usually🥲

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