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strangecloud · 4 days
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Your Honor, my client not see the subpoena email because quite frankly who even checks emails anymore. Have you seen your inbox lately? It's awful, there's nothing but garbage and scams of all kinds. No one can be reasonably expected to check emails in today's society.
If the spam call didn't want me to ignore it then it shouldn't have completely destroyed the entire communication ecosystem of cellular telephone networks. But did they ever think of that? Nooo.
Too bad. Now neither of us get what we want.
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strangecloud · 4 days
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If the spam call didn't want me to ignore it then it shouldn't have completely destroyed the entire communication ecosystem of cellular telephone networks. But did they ever think of that? Nooo.
Too bad. Now neither of us get what we want.
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strangecloud · 5 days
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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED
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strangecloud · 9 days
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One cool thing that has been happening to me recently is going to bed so tired that it doesn't even feel good to lie down. Yesterday I could not sleep, because I was just too tired.
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strangecloud · 10 days
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I hate programming game UI because it makes me feel like the stupidest motherfucker on the planet
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strangecloud · 11 days
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So I just saw a feature-length video on the whole SBI drama, which I was tenuously aware of but if I can be honest I just didn't have the time of day to care about any deeper.
Anyway, to me it seems the whole thing is blown stupidly out of proportion by outrage merchants who don't seem like terribly nice people in the least.
I'm posting this without tags for what I hope are obvious reasons but I'd caution against following anyone who had anything to do with making this mountain out of a molehill. From where I'm standing, it doesn't look like this road to hell was paved with good intentions.
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strangecloud · 12 days
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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 
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strangecloud · 13 days
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I think something like 90% of the problems with the current model of the internet could be solved if platforms weren't so gun-shy about charging people for goddamn money.
This might have angered some people but hear me out. I'd much rather pay some unspecified fee to watch videos and listen to music than have the current data brokerage model in which cookies and fingerprinters are constantly spying on people to sell them tablecloths or whatever. If anyone has browsed the internet without blocking ads they should know that the targeted ad-based "free" service model is clearly unsustainable.
It'd have secondary benefits as well. One of the big problems we have is minors accessing inappropriate content online, which wouldn't happen if those sites would just cost goddamn money. Social media addiction? Less likely if it would just cost goddamn money.
I get that some people might violently reject the notion of paying platform providers any cash at all, but trust me. What you're currently paying, even if it feels cheap, is much, much more expensive.
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strangecloud · 13 days
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I seem to have hurt my face once more trying to divine my way around the Invisible Maze (it's really annoying!)
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strangecloud · 13 days
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strangecloud · 17 days
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My List of Favorite Obscure Songs
Feel free to tag how many you know.
Phideaux - Out of the Angry Planet
Wobbler - Five Rooms
Fairport Convention - Don't Reveal My Name
Nero's Day at Disneyland - Vengeance in Cloudland
Tiregrito - Jardim das Araucárias
Stan SB - The Process
Atomirotta - Älä pelkää
Khaled - El Arbi
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Road to Babylon
Big Blue Ball - Exit Through You
Strawbs - Witchwood
Graveyard - The Siren
Pentangle - Hunting Song
Lunatic Soul - The Passage
Pure Reason Revolution - He Tried to Show them Magic!
Djabe - Ace of Wands
Maria Bethânia - Rosa dos Ventos
KUNZITE - HALOHEAD
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strangecloud · 17 days
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strangecloud · 19 days
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Here's a fun game. If someone made a video game about the most famous personality in your current/most recent profession, similar to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, what would it be called? In my case it'd be Linus Sebastian's Pro IT Specialist
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strangecloud · 20 days
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Watched the first episode of the Fallout TV show yesterday. As fucked up as it sounds, Amazon's Fallout is, by default, going to be the best Fallout thing to come out in the last 10 years.
And that's coming from someone who liked Fallout 4.
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strangecloud · 26 days
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My favorite imaginary gamer is "gamer who looks up guides and meta then complains the game is too easy"
Toys tips for beginners
Toys cheat codes
How to get into toys
What order do you put wooden toy blocks in
Toys good ending guide
Toys tutorial gameplay no commentary
Toys wiki
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strangecloud · 27 days
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strangecloud · 29 days
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