intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me
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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you
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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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Defeat the UNAUTHORIZED Fucking Thing.
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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
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draw the squad 3
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Past a certain point, you stop being able to go home. At this point, when you have got this far from where you were from, the thread snaps. The narrative breaks. And you are forced, pastless, motherless, selfless, to invent yourself anew.
The Four Generations of Chang E - Zen Cho
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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
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(tranquilizes my bestie so she has a good night's sleep)
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