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Stellar Firma (almost) CORRECT Quotes
Quotes taken from the transcripts, I just want to gather them all in one place :)
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Sorry to annoy, but I've always wondered, do you know if Stellar Firma was canceled? That ending didn't feel right to me.
As far as I know it wasn't. I don't remember anyone in the fandom mentioning cancellation at the time, before or after it ended
Edit: the answer is in the notes
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TREXEL: Alone in the universe and ready to mingle! All your loved ones are dead, no one’s left to judge you! You’ve got your new dentures in, find somebody of any gender of your choice and just get down to Funky town! Everybody’s nude. You’re so confident, aren’t ya, with your lovely teeth and your newfound dead relatives. That means it’s time to get the flesh out! Take off your top. Take off your bottom. Take off anything you had in the middle. Gyrate. Everything’s going everywhere, and you’re happy about that. And so is everyone else.
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e19#dreams and debauchery#i just like it when trexel just says words one after the other. it doesn't need to make sense
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TREXEL: Smash out the teeth with a hammer, replace them with regular old human teeth. They’re the best kind of teeth, I should know, I’ve got some!
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e19#dreams and debauchery#i disagree with him on this#sharks seems to have better teeth#mainly because of how many they have
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TREXEL: Because we are gods, David. Mainly me, but sort of you. You’re like a god’s hammer. No, that’s too much. You’re like a god’s pince-nez. Perched on the end of the nose, allowing them to peer at their work. Clearing the vision slightly, perhaps, but you’re so sort of weird. [yells in confusion] Why don’t you just have glasses? Why have you just clipped them to the edge of your nose like an idiot? Oh, they’ve fallen off into my soup!
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e19#dreams and debauchery#i listened to the episode like. two days ago#and yet i can't for the life of me remember why trexel was saying this
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TREXEL : You’re alive, aren’t you, David, in a way? In a way, aren’t you alive?
DAVID : Yes, I am definitely alive.
TREXEL : I do mean, in a sort of a way alive?
DAVID : No, just definitely still alive—
TREXEL : Obviously not like a regular person, but you know, sort of alive. Like a way, like a pet dog is alive, you know. Or maybe a frog.
DAVID: Okay, all of those things are still just alive.
TREXEL: Or a horse, you know, the way a horse might be alive.
DAVID: Just alive.
TREXEL: Or like a cloud. In the way that a cloud is alive.
DAVID: No, a cloud isn’t alive.
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TREXEL : I may be your boss, David, but I’m also your friend who’s your boss.
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e18#star theft and star marlins#when the company is really just one big family
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TREXEL : David, I’ve upset you. And for that, you are sorry.
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e18#star theft and star marlins#this is what it feels like to talk to ''''''empaths''''''
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TREXEL : In which case I vehemently say, you know nothing of space. And neither do I. So, who’s to say, David? Water is a fluid. And gas can act like a fluid. So, in the vacuum of space where there’s no gas, then why wouldn’t it act like a fluid as much as a fluid would. Do you follow? Do you follow? It’s— it’s a logical progression, David. Gases can be like fluids. Fluids can be like gases. There isn’t any gas or fluid in space. So, maybe the space is a fluid gas. Maybe it’s a fluid gaseous fluid flow flowing flowidly through the flow-flow.
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e18#star theft and star marlins#every time i post one of trexel's insane monologue i think. this would be so annoying to translate
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TREXEL: You can’t— you can’t assume? David, all I do is assume! Every single day. Assume this. Assume that. Never ask anyone their opinion!
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TREXEL : Birth is beautiful, David. Birth is beautiful. Remember when you were born? How was that?
DAVID : Awful.
TREXEL : Okay, maybe a bad example because you’re a clone and your birthing process was a little bit awful. But— but real people birth and real Marlin birth is a beautiful thing, a time for bonding, a time for coming
together, a time to be covered in amniotic fluid!
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TREXEL : I know what you’re thinking. He said he’d be earlier. And you’re right, David! I did say I’d try and be a little bit earlier. I did say that. But the funniest thing happened, David. I was walking along the western terrace, and I saw a beautiful pebble. And I thought, “I should get David a gift. He’s my friend now. We’re friends.” And I thought, “What can a friend get a friend more than a lovely pebble?”
DAVID : Being on time.
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TREXEL : The Dark Rider
The Shadow Ministe
Undersecretary for Death
The Nine Night Knight
The Spoken On
TREXEL : Cleaning the Streets of Dirt. Do not defy Cardinal Fang.
IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : He ministers to your very soul. He ministers to your dreams. He takes your dreams. He turns them dream-like into further dreams then puts them back into your head, and you’re like, “Are they my dreams?” Cardinal Fang!
IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Cardinal Fang! Lord of Hypnos! Cardinal Fang... Lord of All. Foam Trumpet.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : The Unexpected Noise. Under your mattress! You hear a creaking. You think it’s just the wind rustling at the eaves of your old country shack. You open a cabinet to get a glass of water out that you put in there earlier. Who do you see?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
DAVID : Okay, I have to ask, what is Cardinal Fang’s actual job?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Keeper of Records. Knower of All.
DAVID : Okay.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
DAVID : For Stellar Firma, or...?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Gatekeeper to the Maintenance Closet of Life.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
DAVID : Right, so whose maintenance closet is this?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Upkeep Minister of the Third Trimester.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
DAVID : O—kay. So, he’s some kind of obstetrician?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Beyond Gynaecology.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang—
DAVID : —Okay. So, he’s got a medical degree.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Long-term Academic. Ph.D. in Everything.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal (elongated and digitised)Fang!
DAVID : Right. Um, well, the one thing they absolutely want to have on this planet is a comfy chair.
TREXEL : Well, you know, everybody likes comfort.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Relaxer of Their Legs.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Everybody needs a nice sit down.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : Administrator to My Neurons! Justica!
DAVID : Oh, so that’s just—
TREXEL : Templar! Avatar. Guiding Star. Temple Bar.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : You know what you’re getting.
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
TREXEL : But is that what they want you to think?
TREXEL and IMOGEN[Beep] : Cardinal Fang!
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e17#cardinals and comfy chairs#cardinal fang. if you even care
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TREXEL : You can’t blame me! I’m like gravity! Or falling over when somebody attractive is looking at you.
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TREXEL : Well, now, nobody wants to die!
DAVID : Yes.
TREXEL : I’ve never met anyone who wants to die.
DAVID : Well—
TREXEL : I never asked anybody about their feelings or thoughts, but, you know!
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Trexel trying to compliment David 7 compilation
TREXEL : I like... hm. Uh... um... no no, hang on, I’ll get there. Uh... You, uh—you write—(muttered)No, that’s not really about you, is it? Um... (clears throat) Okay, okay, okay. Ah! David... I like... many things. Some of them... have a relationship with you. Tangentially. Good? We done? (Long, disapproving pause)All right, I’ll get more specific! I’ll get more specific if you want!
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TREXEL : Oh, sorry, okay. David. Hello. I like... that you do... what you are required to... at the end... (Abruptly)Yep.
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HARTRO : Alright, fine. Fine. You say one nice thing about David 7 right now. Go.
TREXEL : Trexel, you’ve got a great face... Dahh, so close! So close!
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TREXEL : All right, David! All right, I’ll—I’ll try one last time for you. Because you’re here. David... you make me feel good about myself.
DAVID : Oh.
TREXEL : Because at least I’m not you.
DAVID : Right.
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e16#puppets and partnerships#didn't know if i should separate them or not but they'll be easier to find like this so
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HARTRO : Right. So this is all lava now. The office is lava.
[David whoops in alarm]
TREXEL : Calm down, David, it’s a metaphor.
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DAVID (as Trexel): “Well that’s good, because you live here and can’t get out. Now, let’s spend eight hours really thinking about how good this planet could be.”
TREXEL (as David): “Well, hey, let’s not go overboard. How about we do half an hour, and then stop and finish?”
DAVID (as David): “No. I think we should work through lunch to make up for lost time.”
TREXEL : Are you mad?! Are you a madman?! Are you gonna kill me with a knife?!
#stellar firma#stellar firma quotes#s01e16#puppets and partnerships#if you're confused it's the episode where they have to pretend to be each other (team building exercise)
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