horrible news: in order for you to finish a wip, you have to work on that wip and not the 2543524 other wips you were brainrotting over instead of that one. more investigations at 7.
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The thing people don’t realize about writing is that time spent just staring out the window is CRITICAL
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alright gamers i’m curious about something
basically i’m curious about how much of a correlation there is between being good at a game and enjoying it
the third to last one involves any game that you can’t really be ‘good’ or ‘bad’ at, that’s primarily based on luck, or patience, or just doing whatever you want with no real consequences, as opposed to objective skill that moves you toward a given end. but like even if so vote however you want
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I’m just someone’s off putting tumblr mutual
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i am all in a sea of wonders.
“Vlad,” he says, to introduce himself.
A laugh bubbles out of Caroline. “Yeah, right.”
His expression remains serene, but when recalling the event in the future she’ll decide that there was a slight gleam of anticipation in his eyes. “Indeed.”
Caroline blinks then. “No way. Really?”
“I’m afraid so.”
“Wow. That’s like … I mean …” She laughs again. “That’s insane. Imagine your mom and dad naming you Vlad, only to become a vampire. And like … you’re older than the book, aren’t you? So, like, for the next couple centuries it’s nothing and then—”
“You misunderstand me,” he says. “I am Vlad Drakulya.”
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Caroline meets yet another legendary vampire.
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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He's added to his hit list Charlie needs to watch out
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EVERYBODY WAKE UP THE COMMIE DOCTORS ARE UNIONISING
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babe wake up new christopher eccleston anti monarchy post just dropped
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As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol
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1894-1901 Portrait of four young women (photo by C.M. Bell, Washington, D.C.)
(Library of Congress Prints and Photographs Division)
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star wars wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks me to carry it across. i hesitate, afraid that star wars might sting me, but star wars promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed me in the middle of the river. i consider this argument sensible and agree to transport star wars. midway across the river, star wars stings me anyway, dooming us both. dying, i ask star wars why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which star wars replies: “i am sorry…it is my nature”
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