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A silly little story

When I first joined "Jumblr" I was scrolling through posts made by fellow Jews... Right? Then, I stumbled across someone asking what everyone's favorite Jewish traditions were. I sent them an anonymous message with my experience. A few weeks later, I had joined a Jewish Discord server, and we began talking about Tumblr. One of our members dropped their Tumblr username. Guess what? It was the person I sent the anonymous message to!! They were a member in the server that I moderate!! It's such a small world. Stuff like that makes my day!

#jewish #jumblr

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HAPPY CHANUKAH

Story time!! SOOO services were so fun yesterday!! We had a donut and olive oil tasting event!! We also made candles for our menorahs. For the food? There was just a SHIT TON of fried food. Fried chicken, onion rings, latkes, fries etc. There were a ZILLION kinds of donuts too!! Oh, we can't forget the mandatory salad. They wouldn't let us hold an event without at least ONE healthy food, We played dreidel and had cocktails till WE fell down haha :3 they had a cocktail that tasted like jelly donuts. SOOOO GOOD. AHHHHH

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Enjoy these obscure meme formats

Have a wonderful day everyone!

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Vent

My boyfriend ( goy-friend) and I went to a restaurant and he got a cheeseburger. Not judging. But then we come home and he puts his leftovers in the fridge. I mention that it’s not kosher and he groans and goes “oh my G-D it’s not a BIG DEAL UGHHH” and now I’m sitting here writing this with him glaring at me. Ugh. It’s starting to piss me off. I feel dirty and unclean. Yucky. He totally invalidated me though. He also made like 4 tasteless Jew jokes about us being penny pinchers. He even said “I’m Jewish because I don’t like spending a lot of money.” Dave what have you gotten yourself into… oy. Vey.

#jew #judaism #jumblr #jewish #Goyim are stupid

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To my 9 followers! Here’s some memes!

Early (WAY early) Passover memes. Save em for when the time comes.

#Passover #jumblr #jewish #judaism #jew #meme #memes #jewblr #relatable #jewish memes #dave strider is jewish

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Stupid questions get stupid answers

Goyim at their finest. Have you ever seen a Jew ask what a Christian synagogue is? Maybe we are smarter. Or just have Christian culture in our face all day! also please make sure to follow my blog if you like it! I don’t care about follow count, but it’s weird seeing I have a post with 140+ notes and 5 followers ♥️ Follow me. Do it.

#I never heard the foreskin eating rabbi thing 😭😭 wtf

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Silly goyim!/neg

“6 million Jews. Killed. This doesn’t mean ANYTHING to you?”

“More than just Jews were killed in the holocaust gays too! You’re forgetting everyone else! Our lives matter too. The number statistics of the holocaust are similar to-“

me:

#Rant #vent #goyim #jewish #judaism #jumblr #jew #relatable

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Genuine question from a trans Jew

If a trans Jewish boy gets bottom surgery to get a pp…. Do they just…

“one penis please! Just… hold the foreskin!”

Or do they get the p3nis and then have the foreskin removed? That would be a waste of grafted skin. Getting surgery on surgery would HURT. How does this work? Like???

#jumblr #jewish #judaism #jew #jewblr #Question #Trans #transgender #trans man

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My bf thought matzo was a plant and got offended when I accidentally laughed. Fast forward to when I’m hanging out with my Jew friends at Fourth of July cookout. Person to my left brought her own kosher dinner, person to my right wearing a Star of David necklace. Three of us had a little too much to drink. I blurt out that my boyfriend (sitting across from us) thought matzo was a plant and we all laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. He said it wasn’t his fault he didn’t know. It IS HIS FAULT. He’s 22 and he never learned what matzo was. Educate yourself. It’s not the Jews job.

goyim, y'all are so annoying can y'all shut the fuck up please I'm begging you to stop trying to have takes on judaism it's nothing like christianity fuck offffff please google something or read literally anything instead of bugging us jews no one has the time to deal with ur meshugenah ass

#Smh goyim #adding on

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Stupid questions get stupid answers

Goyim at their finest. Have you ever seen a Jew ask what a Christian synagogue is? Maybe we are smarter. Or just have Christian culture in our face all day! also please make sure to follow my blog if you like it! I don’t care about follow count, but it’s weird seeing I have a post with 140+ notes and 5 followers ♥️ Follow me. Do it.

#judaism #jew #jumblr #jewish #relatable #goyim #Jewish memes #stupid people

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Wohoo!

#jumblr #jew #jewish #judaism #jewblr #Jewish memes

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sometimes I don’t feel jewish enough

then I remember when the only way my mom could get me to sleep every night was by playing songs by the maccabeats. We had a signed copy o their CD because they performed at the school my mom worked at and I met them backstage cause I was helping with setup.

#jewish #jumblr #nostalgia

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We put a little blanket over our bread too. Don’t forget the challah blanket.

Reposting this in the least patronizing way possible.

kissy kissy

Jewish Memes Only

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Your daily dose of Jew memes.

Here’s my contribution to jewblr for today. Love ya!

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Silly little memes

Here’s my contribution to Jewish tumblr. Have some memes I found. Some I made but I refuse to say which.

#jew #Jewish #judaism #jumblr #meme #Memes

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A vent post from your local Jew (feel free to fume with me)

TLDR: Jewish mom mistreated my tallit. Left on floor of her messy room. Too afraid to confront her so made a post instead.

I grew up in a Jewish family. It’s just mom and I living at home and she raised me Jewish. She works at a synagogue too. I expected more of her… here’s the story. The other day, I go looking for something in my mom’s room. She was away from home for 10 days and I needed a hairbrush that she had in her room. SHES A VERY MESSY PERSON. Junk piled everywhere in that room!! Anyway, I began to close the door, and THERE IT WAS!? MY TALLIT!? ON THE FLOOR??? I NEARLY LOST MY SHIT. I WAS FUMING. I picked it up and gave it a million kisses and apologized a ZILLION TIMES. On the floor, of this messyass room for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

Get THIS, jews of Tumblr… It wasn’t just the cloth that was a bit rumpled. The tzitzit were all tangled in each other. THE TZITZIT!! I’m pretty sure a few of tassels were a bit damaged too. I think it’s still fine to wear, but UGHH HOW COULD SHE!?

Even if it’s a little damaged, I still love my tallit. idc if it’s kosher or not. I’m sorry. I’m still gonna wear it because that’s MY tallit. And I wouldn’t replace it EVER. My rabbi gave it to me on my bar mitzvah. HAND MADE in Israel.

How did it get there?? I didn’t move it. But I’m too afraid to confront her. I’ll know she’ll make it MY fault. She always does. It’s just who she is. I’ve come to accept this. She can’t take blame. To put it in perspective, We’ve had family therapy and nothing helps with her “it’s never my fault” attitude.

“You should’ve taken better care of it, I didn’t put it there.” She’d say. To avoid conflict, I’ve taken the blame because I should’ve paid more attention. It’s my fault because we hadn’t gone to shul in a while so I didn’t check on it. I thought it was in its usual spot. Nice and safe. But I was wrong. I’ve been taking extra nice care of my tallit, and kissing it and apologizing again and again.

#Rant #vent #jewish #judaism #jumblr #jewblr #I hate living in this house #I need to move out #ive got mommy issues #Help #Excuse any spelling errors

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The Dave loaf

This is probably very unkosher but bare with me. when I get sad scared or hopeless, I like to curl up in bed and drape my tallit over myself. Sometimes I pray a little too. As someone who experiences fatigue it’s easier for me to concentrate and be comfortable lying down.

I always felt a little guilty for doing this. I don’t think g-d will be mad, because I’m trying my best to cope with life. I always wash my hands and body before touching my tallit, and treat it with care. I’ve fallen asleep next to it before. It’s comforting.

I told my friend, and showed him what I meant. My friend described it as “Dave loafing” and said I looked like a lil round challah under my tallit and I have never been more honored in my life.

He sent me this the other day. He drew me. Compared me to a little round golden challah. Oh, to be a warm shiny delicate golden little challah under a little challah blanket .

#no criticism pls! #judaism #jumblr #jewish #jew #dave strider is jewish