starlight788

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have you ever put butter on a poptart? i'm doing a survey :)

I don’t even put butter on my infant son, much less my porp tort

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you used to scare me on my scarephone

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Bacteria :(

I love chewing on the pull strings for my hood. They have so much flavor!!!!

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Eepypilled eepymaxxing rn

#shitpost

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okay actually really scared feeling scared perhaps i am reading into wverything too much and losing my mind

#nutpost #<- post nut clarity hit hard

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I love chewing on the pull strings for my hood. They have so much flavor!!!!

#shitpost

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we're fucked

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One nut hangs lower

one reblog = one reblog

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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literally this

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What the sigma is such a stupid ass phrase I kinna love it

#shitpost

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boy are you peter griffin

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Bug is a term for something with an exoskeleton. Therefore car is a bug

#shitpost

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Some people seem to think I’m a vampire because I “sparkle”. It’s just my shitty energy shielding refracting light

#other #shitpost

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Oral yuri just isn’t cutting it for my anymore

I wish they could inject yuri right into my veins

#shitpost

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I wish they could inject yuri right into my veins

#shitpost