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I just watched Phantom of The Opera for the first time, and all I have to say is w o w i e

my only complaint is that it wasn’t gay

#phantom of the opera #andrew loyd webber #the show must go on

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we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

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2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

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Girls like girls and professionally filmed full-length broadway musicals

#TEA #if this isn't the mood of the day

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Car no do that

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Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

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This cat has a drinking problem

(Source)

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humans really fuckin love squares huh

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going back to school gonna be like

#:(

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everyone do me a favor and rb with where you live and if you’re getting school/work off bc of coronavirus

#live in Stockholm Sweden #my school is cancelled for the upcoming week (march 16-20) #but that's mostly so they can have time to plan for how to handle shit #it's honestly kinda surprising that they haven't closed completely yet because we've had multiple confirmed cases in the school but oh well

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HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

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I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

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Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.