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Stardew Bachelors: Rollercoasters

From Hell yes! to God no!

Sam: Absolutely adores them. Used to go all the time in Zuzu City. Loves the ones that flip you upside down.

Alex: They're a rare commodity seeing as he rarely leaves town and Granny hates them but when he does... oh boy. Wants to go on every one in the park. The faster, the better.

Shane: He likes the adrenaline rush. Especially the ones that drop straight down.

Sebastian: He tolerates them for Sam's sake. He always gets really sick afterwards though.

Elliot: He'd rather not. He hates the anticipation of slowly going up. Can't handle the ones that have a lot of flips.

Harvey: Oh no oh no oh no oh no. Hates heights, hates the feeling of falling, hates the rush, and is constantly scared of getting stuck. NO.

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And the most popular Stardew Non-Datable is......Krobus, the official best roommate!!! Thank you everyone for participating!

Final Round: Evelyn Vs Krobus

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Final Round: Evelyn Vs Krobus

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The Final Round is upon us....

Round 17: Krobus Vs Jas

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Round 17: Krobus Vs Jas

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Go Granny!

Round 16: Willy Vs Evelyn

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Round 16: Willy Vs Evelyn

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Sorry Marnie! I love you, but I gotta give this one to Linus!

Round 15: Marnie Vs. Linus

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Round 15: Marnie Vs. Linus

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:3

Round 14: Robin Vs Krobus

#stardew #stardew valley #starbear polls #starbear's stardew tournament #krobus #sorry for being gone so long #spring break just ended and with it my motivation

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Round 14: Robin Vs Krobus

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Battle of The Jellybeans.

Round 13: Jas Vs. Vincent

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💍 (27) - Linus!

(also i loved your last headcanons for him, i don't see much headcanons for him!)

-Pure joy.

-Hope you don't have to pee because you are going to be in a bear hug for a solid hour, at least.

-He'd just be going on and on about how happy he is and how much he loves you.

-While you are suffocating in his beard.

-He will make you a homemade mermaid's pendant and you will wear it at all times.

-The wedding is very small, just the Wizard, Marlon, and Gil (because I believe they are all friends).

-He just doesn't want the villagers gossiping about the Farmer marrying a wild man from the mountains.

-Even after you're married, he'll still live in the mountains. But he does visit, and occasionally sleep at the farm.

Also, Thank You!

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Pierre (20)💌

-Jodi!

-I think that Jodi was that popular athletic girl and Pierre was just an awkward simp who Jodi didn't even know existed.

-Jodi met and started dating Kent in high school in a whirlwind romance that left every other guy in school crushed.

-While Pierre was moping about it, shy little Caroline from next door asked him out.

-He decided, why not, and now they've been together ever since.

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💐- (24) linus headcanons please! 🥺

-He'd initially think it was some joke.

-I mean, sure, you're nicer to them about the other villagers but you? With him? Yeah, who put you up to that?

-He'd be a little hurt. Out of all the people in the valley, he'd never expect something that cruel from you.

-After coldly telling you to leave you'll have to spend a bit of time explaining.

-After that, pure happiness.

-He's so glad someone likes him!

-Thanks you profusely while hugging you.

-A few days later, you find a makeshift bouquet made of wildflowers from the mountains on your doorstep.

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Do you accept headcanons requests for linus? Or only the bachelorettes/bachelors?

I do requests for all the villagers, though I may not do a request if I'm not familiar with the character. Sorry if that wasn't clear!

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Round 13: Jas Vs. Vincent

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