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Men who moan and grind against the mattress while eating you out.... men who cum from feeling your pussy clench around their tounge..... and men who hold your hands while they do it....

#no actually……

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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

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every day i realize that i’m in my 20s and i freak out a little bit

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my favorite coworker got moved to a different location on my day off last week and i didn’t even get to say goodbye i’m still grieving

#now what. #the dude who replaced him overstimulates me so bad

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"Wow, you talk about that character a lot" I want to fuck him.

#sorry.

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

#cries #uhh #thinks i know what everyone is feeling but i’m just projecting and scared

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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

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Horror movies from the 00s are fun cause you can choose to stare at the color green, blue, or yellow exclusively for 90 minutes

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i think its a cool dynamic when it's fwb and person a sets up all these rules and person b is like "ok lol" and then person a proceeds to break all their own rules because they played themselves... i think its peak

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i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain

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ANDREW GARFIELD ━ GQ Men Of The Year Awards (November 16, 2022)

#i’m jumpin g into the river #andrew garfield

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“you’re so hot” boring, bland, played out

“i want to get you pregnant” fresh, innovative, unique

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some of you guys are going to drive every writer off of this app & be stuck with the wattpad authors who come over to post a broad statement sentence and then attach 30 different men to it

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who's with me