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junkcrs replied to your post: When the squad aligns just right :^) @interveniir...
im glad u come back to post one ( 1 ) shitpost
fuck u i have so much shit on my main blog dont expect me to juggle
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When the squad aligns just right :^)
@interveniir & @junkcrs
#my name literally means pouch peanut in french#but it's really a ballsa.ck ;^)...#⊗ | THIS ONE’S A KEEPER. ( saved )#shitposting#i'm love...
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ana amari bears witness
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Howdy !! Like for a short starter !! ;^)
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explain the reason for your url
#he's got a spur on his gun.... that he doesn't use to pistol whip ppl....#he punches ppl#instead#do u know what that means#he ain't spurwhipping like HE OUTTA#tbd#ooc
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Song Lyrics Starters [Season 1 Edition]
Feel free to change pronouns and other things as you see fit! Warning for cursing, mentions of drugs, gendered slurs, and some nsfw elements.
“It happens to be where ____ lives, but that’s not why I’m here!”
“What? No, I’m not!”
“That’s a sexist term!”
“She’s so broken inside!”
“The situation is a lot more nuanced than that.”
“What a feeling of love in my gut–I’m falling faster than the middle school’s music program was cut!”
“And the sky seems to smile at me!”
“It’s all new, but I have no fear.”
“But don’t get me wrong, if he asked for a date, I would totally be like, that sounds great!”
“Sorry kids, budget cuts.”
“Hey ___, I wanna look good for you tonight.”
“Ah, let’s see how the guys get ready.”
“This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something.”
“You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed by what I’ve just seen.”
“So remarkable and weird, right?”
“I’m so good at yoga!”
“I do shit with my body that no human should be able to do.”
“I’m so much better than you!”
“Nope, I’m an adult!”
“I’m not afraid of clowns and trains!”
“You’re everything that I wish I could be.”
“Wanna clone you and consume you, wanna own you and cartoon you!”
“Cause I’m feeling kinda naughty tonight.”
“Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud.”
“I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff!”
“I want your abs!”
“I used to be afraid of so much in this world.”
“Now if someone pulls a gun on me, I pull out my knife.”
“Sit on my lap like I’m Santa and listen to me.”
“That’s not how smoke or fire works.”
“If you’re scared of bees, get stung!”
“Reach for the stars! Literally touch the stars! Face your fears! Stars aren’t that hot.”
“I definitely have friends!”
“No one can say that I do not have friends!”
“I’m all the boy band you’ll ever need.”
“Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye.”
“We’re also a team of licensed medical professionals.”
“Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four ___.”
“Come on cutie, get between my thighs!”
“And please don’t be a murderer.”
“Most people don’t know about the window.”
“Please don’t steal anything on the way.”
“Darling, just settle for me.”
“Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride.”
“Demeaning terms are all that I have left of my masculinity.”
“Let’s pretend I didn’t say that.”
“But I’m right here in flesh and blood and self-hate.”
“You can’t monopolize the bathroom at a taco festival!”
“I never knew a beauty like this before.”
“Dads do that.”
“Yeah, it’s a weird visual, now that I think of it.”
“Having a daughter is just weird.”
“I’m a good person, better than you!”
“Newsflash, douchebags, I’m a good person!”
“Say it or I’ll kill your husband!”
“Prepare for your parents to be impressed.”
“I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter.”
“This is my business and I’m built for success.”
“___, you’re zip, zilch, and bupkis.”
“Gonna suck up and kiss ass!”
“I’ve never played piano before.”
“Cause if you look real close at those little hairs and veins, you’re like, ‘Hands are sort of gross’.”
“Hey, you sunburnt MILFs, give me a shout!”
“You’re not listening, so what’s the use?”
“I’m in a sexy French depression.”
“I can only breathe and sigh.”
“Cause he’s elite.”
“No, that would be absurd!”
“I can peek, but I have to be discreet!”
“I don’t mean that as an insult; I��m just stating it as fact.”
“Since when do you have a vendetta against vases?”
“Oh wait, you threw out your career!”
“Well, you can take your snow and shove it!”
“Is he even awake?”
“We’re all finding ourselves!”
“You have places to be, I get it.”
“Women gotta stick together!”
“This girl smells like sausages, but there’s nothing wrong with that.”
“Together we can clear these hurdles, except ___ 'cause she’s four foot eight!”
“The truth is you’re all fat sluts and that’s called sisterhood!”
“It’s logical, it’s obvious, it all makes perfect sense.”
“I remember the moment it began.”
“But I feel like I could die of happiness when I’m nestled in your hairless arms.”
“And you make all the difference in the world.”
“At this point, you’re probably aware I’m having a few people over.”
“Make yourself sexy, just for yourself!”
“If it’s just for myself, shouldn’t I be comfortable?”
“But I can’t see my lower back.”
“That term just occurred to me. It’s gonna catch on instantly!”
“I accidentally texted my mother-in-law a picture of my erection.”
“What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!”
“Where is the rock?”
“That would be a super weird crime.”
“He’s not the brightest, but he’s not as dumb as a rock.”
“Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.”
“You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things.”
“But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.”
“Do we really need all these nachos?”
“Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart.”
“I’m so afraid of horses!”
“Does the chef know what Mexico is?”
“I feel like I’m being gaslighted by this restaurant.”
“We’re not really sure. But most likely not.”
“There’s nothing I love more in life than a scalding hot shower.”
“Yeah, I don’t live here.”
“He’s fat catting it at fancy restaurants like Olive Garden!”
“And cold showers are the gateway drug to crack.”
“Since we were toddlers, I’ve studied every chink in your armor.”
“That tough act’s a bluff.”
“Your temper, you lost it; oh, cute!”
“Keeping your piehole shut would be quite wise.”
“We were frenemies at first spite!”
“Should we shake hands and erase the hate?”
“Can you hear a dripping sound?”
“That’s the chinky shower of glory.”
“Don’t settle for me.”
“I’m way too badass to be someone you settle for.”
“Oh yeah, I’m lettin’ my bi flag fly!”
“Whether you’re a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit.”
“It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual!”
“I’m the villain in my own story.”
“Though I insist I’m the protagonist, it’s clear my soul is up for sale!”
“Actually, I shouldn’t do that–I’m terrible with money!”
“Is being the villain my destiny?”
“Let’s leave it vague; it’s more interesting that way.”
“Honestly, it’s a bit of a waste.”
“Whoop-dee-frickin’-doo, look at this guy!”
“But I don’t. But I could. But I don’t. But I could if I wanted to, yeah.”
“Who cares about throwin’ a ball or havin’ a kid?”
“I could make it good if I wanted to!”
“I can’t run real far.”
“I’m blind! Holy crap! I literally can’t see!”
“I’m suing you and your heavy boobs!”
“I’m just that good! I didn’t even try!”
“Don’t ruin this for me.”
“Angry! Feeling bad!”
“My heart is hurting, and it feels…bad!”
“Punching! Feeling! Crying! Dah! Bad!”
“Oh my God, I think I like you.”
“I only wanna look in your eyes.”
“I’m tired of being your sidekick, your henchman, your eager little clown!”
“I broke into ____’s old high school and made copies of all his grades.”
“God, will your lies never end?’
"But beneath all that fantasy, there’s filth and there’s gore.”
“You’re nothing without me and my creativity!”
“The only words you need are 'I love you’.”
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i don’t think i’ve seen anyone post this so far, but i like listening to it so here you go!
#hi this is my favorite thing out of ow#why doesn't he love me enough to whistle..... is this love unrequited......#tbt
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the internet is for cowboys only
www. ? it stands for wild wild west
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Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
#i love nm........ and now i get to have aesthetic shit for it like....... howdy... :')#aesthetic tag
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Tips his hat at the dash. ;^)
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[ I've been dead mostly bc I've been playing ovw and !!!! I FINALLY DID IT. I GOT THE GOLD GUN. I'll try and be more active soon!! ]
#pUNCH MY ASS#HES EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED#does this make me good tho is the question#am I to be f e ared....#ooc#mobile
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@honorpledged --
“Well I’ll be damned.” Lips parted into a shit eating grin. The voice had boomed around the corner ( & that alone was unmistakable ), but with the stature and laugh could’ve brought a tear to his eye had he been another man. With hands meeting at his hips, Jesse peered up to his old coworker with a glimmer of joy in his eyes. God, how he’d missed the taller.
“--If it ain’t Reinhardt Wilhelm in the flesh. How long’s it been..?” It was sinking in. The old crew were still around; perhaps even considering responding to the Recall. It made his gut churn & the smile faded a bit as he shifted to hide beneath his hat. “Since before it all broke off, I’d bet.”
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@sassiing --
“Can’t say I know what yer goin’ through, but I usually go with my gut. Hasn’t killed me yet.”
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@impxvidus --
“Ya have good taste.” Taking a seat beside her, gloved - covered hand rose to take his hat off and set it on the bar on the far side of her. Slouched over, he’d wave the bartender down and grab his own drink -- bourbon. “S’that, whiskey? Only way t’ drink.” A small snicker was had before he nodded at her. “Name’s McCree, s’a pleasure t’ make yer acquaintance.”
#lemme know if you want irl icons and i can make some and switch!! :')#V. THE GOOD THE BAD & THE PEACEFUL.#impxvidus
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Howdy !! Like for a short starter !! ;^)
#i owe two that i didn't sEE BEFORE#will get to those so if anyone else wants one !! now is a good time (':#mutuals only please!#⊗ | OFF DUTY. ( ooc )#tbd
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desenchantee:
A curved brow rose ‘gainst pale countenance as he took the ensemble of which the stranger adorned; he thought that he was an avid patron of past histories, but it seems that he had just been outdone. ❛ You would be quite correct, ❜ he responded with e’er-purred lilt, the slightest traces of a smile curling ‘pon the serpent’s lips, ❛ but to simply tell you would be no fun, cowboy. How about we see if you can guess~? ❜
A pause came as his brow furrowed & eyes squinted ( as though to get a better look ). Prosthetic rose as to allow metal fingers to itch through his beard a bit as his gaze scanned Marriane. “Hm..” He’d mutter before giving a small nod, “Now, I ain’t been across the seas in quite some time.” Europe didn’t have the jobs America did & thusly, he’d been states-bound for nearly a decade now. “Lookin’ at ya, I’d almost think ya were British ‘r somethin’, but I’d bet French based on the accent.” His face relaxed as a small smile curled his lips from behind his cigar, “--Did I peg ya?”
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@pinkhairedbadass --
“Dependin’ on what ya take it as! Why not both?” Pulling a cigar from her lips with a rather shabby (albeit very sturdy) mechanical fist, she’d flash quite the sharp smile at him. As IF Rodent’s teeth weren’t sharp enough, hers were more so– tenfold. Boom let out a small chuckle in amusement, she just couldn’t help it. Americans were great.
“Merely said I’d break ya arm in an arm wresting match is all, mate. No need ta’ take it so seriously. Unless you’re gonna accept.”
Cigars in between a pretty lady’s lips always had him feel a certain kind of way ( even if her prosthetics were reminiscent of a few junkers he could think of ). Intruiged as to how she was, a brow quirked as he released a plume of smoke from his dried lips -- nothing fancy, merely embers into the air. “Suppose ya might,” Eyes scanned her from beneath the brim of leather that covered his crown. Crafty as her arms were, he couldn’t imagine them being as well - crafted as Torbjörn’s work. Add on the materials available to either party, and it was still in his favor ( even if she was a tad more muscular than most women ).
“I ain’t about t’ hurt a lady, but if yer really feelin’ like the challenge, I won’t mind indulgin’ ya.”
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