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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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#the saga continues

#chucky tv series #charles lee ray

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FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD john carl buechler, 1988

#the new blood #friday the 13th franchise

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SCARY MOVIE 1 (2000) dir. keenen ivory wayans

#scary movie #Brenda Meeks

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LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024 | dir. Zelda Williams

#lisa frankenstein

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Found this on FB and had to bring it over here:

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This is for all the men who are big mad that women are saying they’d rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man.

For all the men screaming “This isn’t fair, it’s not all men!”

For all the men who are Stubbornly. Not. Getting. It.

First, we don’t care that it’s not fair. Second, you men are the whole reason this conversation exists. YOU made this problem. YOU.

🐻A bear won’t hit you in the face with a brick if you won’t give it your phone number. 🐻 A bear won’t stalk you if it told you you’re pretty and you said you weren’t interested. 🐻 A bear won’t pretend to be kind to get you to lower your guard. 🐻 A bear won’t lock you in a basement for months to torture you. 🐻 A bear generally won’t bother you if you’re not bothering it. 🐻 If you encounter a bear, it will almost always retreat slowly because it means you no harm. 🐻 If you do get attacked by a bear and you say so, people will believe you. 🐻 No one will ask you what you were wearing that made the bear attack you. 🐻 No one will ask you how much you had to drink. 🐻 No one will ask you what you were thinking, being in the woods. 🐻 No one will ask you if you even tried to fight back. 🐻 No one will ask you if you led the bear to believe you wanted to be attacked. 🐻 No one will condemn you for not fighting back harder. 🐻 No one will arrest you for harming the bear. 🐻 No one will say you deserved the attack. 🐻 No one will ask how many bears you allowed to attack you before. 🐻 The bear won’t say you were asking for it. 🐻 The bear won’t say it was consensual. 🐻 The bear won’t try to convince everyone you’re lying. 🐻 The bear won’t get his buddies to maul you too. 🐻 The bear won’t threaten you to get you to keep the attack a secret. 🐻 The bear won’t show up at family reunions. 🐻 If you survive a bear attack, you don’t have to worry that the bear might be good friends with medical staff or the police. 🐻 You won’t have to hear that you’re making it all up to get attention. 🐻 You won’t have your reputation called into question. 🐻 You won’t get called a slut. 🐻 People won’t tell you you’re paranoid for being cautious around bears. 🐻 People won’t tell you that not all bears are dangerous. 🐻 If a bear attacks you, you won’t be told it wouldn’t be fair to ruin the bear’s future by bringing it up. 🐻 You won’t be told the bear is from a nice family and they don’t deserve the humiliation of an arrest. 🐻 IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU, WE KILL THE BEAR SO IT DOESN’T HARM ANYONE ELSE.

If you still don’t get it, consider this:

Many women in the woods carry bear spray…

…AND IT’S NOT BECAUSE OF BEARS.

And finally, ask yourself this: If you hear human footsteps near you in the woods, are you hoping it’s a man or a woman? Pretty much EVERY woman would be praying it’s a woman.

In 2020-2022, bears killed a whopping 8 people in North America. Even if all 8 were women, that’s not even close to the approximately 12,000 women who were killed by men in that time period.

Bears = 8

Men = 12,000

It’s a real head scratcher guys.

It’s a YOU problem.

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💘Louis flirts his way into men's hearts 😉 — Interview With The Vampire (2022 -)

#i know that's right #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis pointe du lac

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just be honest, it saves everyone's time.

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Spiritual x-ray of every cat. By Andy Warhol, 1956. Source.

#kitties! #art

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THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

#the mummy #jonathan carnahan

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“Well, you put up with me because I can read and write in ancient Egyptian, and I can decipher hieroglyphics and hieratics and well, I am the only person within a thousand miles of this place who can properly code and catalog this library, that’s why!”

Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy 1999

#evelyn carnahan #the mummy

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#secretary

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Bride Of Chucky (1998)

#bride of chucky #tiffany valentine #she's an icon she's a legend and she is the moment

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MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#dev patel #monkey man #such a gorgeous man #the film was really good too

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“you’re so chill” thanks i grew up around people that did not care about my opinion so i simply do not express it even if i am uncomfortable

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SAW

2004, dir. James Wan

#saw