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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

#:-)

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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

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after hours

#art #stein

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#fuuuuuuuck #-_-

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proper way to shuck corn?

take it to dinner first! LOL

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[jeering] you are so gay you would suck dick for a bus pass and then walk to the gay penis sucking convention

[suddenly really serious] and I respect that.

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

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Customer: FAT NUT DMV: LARGE EJACULATION Verdict: DENIED

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when I’m acting so pathetic that’s the real me

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yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

#many such cases.

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All I want to do is listen to Foo Fighters but we have this stupid job.

#spirit speaks

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[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

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(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

#sighhh