i've seen a lot of people talk about the whole "glitches in the audio means someone's lying" theory, and one thing i find really interesting about that is that apparently there's been only one glitch when lena's talking? which means that there's only one thing she's been lying about, and that's about colin being able to resign.
now, to me, this makes sense. it seems like someone other than lena is in charge of colin's employment, or at least making sure he can't leave. we had both of these lines way back in episode 1:
so, if the glitch theory is true, the only intentional lie lena has told thus far is that colin can leave. which means
things lena kelley has NOT been lying about:
people (other than colin) are able to quit
she wasn't able to join the others at the bar
she's not particularly wealthy
she's been needing someone to step up to "the real job" for a while now
she does not watch television
the theatricality IS necessary
mr. bonzo is a valued asset
screaming helps (they usually like it)
basically everything she said about the oiar and its purpose in tmagp 13
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gwen when she first finds out that lena didn’t succeed in murdering someone: pathetic. embarrassing. you can’t even kill a man with your bare hands? couldn’t be me.
gwen after finding out that she may have inadvertently caused the death of a few people:
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the archivist the archive
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The Archivist
I still don't know what the eyes mean yet I'm still plowing through the episodes but god I am so IN
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[PLEASURED EXHALATION] freak.
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“Hey you should tell me all your secrets so it's not awkward later” is the most autistic way to start a first date ever you cannot change my mind. Sam ily so much
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The beginning of mag 200 is so funny it's literally Jon coming there with badass music going like jonah magnus..... Time to pay for your crimes.... And elias just fell a 30 ft drop high as a kite hungover off his ass woozy as shit mascara smudged bedside hair like whah in the darnest boggin hen is going on my good fellow
You might be wondering hey mei do you have an artistic rendition of this and of course i do here goes
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Mr. Bonzo is called an external because he makes peoples insides external
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I love my ALIVE gay goth son and his monster boyfriend
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes!
Colin Becher Has Survived:
100 days!!!!!!!
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lmao so we can agree that this sign is up in the OIAR office right
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If we don't get some good, solid Colin Time next episode I'm gonna start biting.
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Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh
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