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*nervously calls crush bro*

#; ( █ ▌❝ you can’t arrest me I’m the good guy ( headcanon )

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#( █ ▌❝ hey that look is trade-marked! ( self promo ) #marvel rp #dc rp #mcu rp #spiderman rp #spiderman homecoming rp #venom rp #lays this down bc im gonna be here hopefully tomorrow!!

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#( █ ▌❝ hey that look is trade-marked! ( self promo ) #marvel rp #dc rp #spiderman homecoming rp #spiderman rp #lowkey sets this on the dash while i #sort my bby out

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.STICKS M’LEGGY OUT. yo so, this spiderling is getting a revamp sometime this week !! if anyone is still around that likes my lil soft son here hit the like button and i’ll come into your dms and cry because it’s been a YEAR.

#; ( █ ▌❝ wobble my webs and call me shaky! ( ooc ) #ill be replying to everything in my drafts so #if i owe you something!!! #chances are im gonna reply

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. i highkey miss being here bc i miss everyone and i miss my spiderling, and i’m highly tempted to come back but smh it’s been almost a yeAR

#; ( █ ▌❝ wobble my webs and call me shaky! ( ooc )

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.yells softly // OKAY i’m sorry for the absence - i had to do a lot of help around the house and pack for uni the last 2 weeks, so that’s why i’ve been away !! good news is, i’m now settled into my new place at uni - bad news i got like 50 drafts to work through lmao so.... BARE WITH ME  i’ll be getting on with that shit over the next couple days, so keep ya eyeballs peeled for my spider-son

#; ( █ ▌❝ wobble my webs and call me shaky! ( ooc ) #lmao i cant believe #53 drafts wtf

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.OKAY so, i’ve been a bit absent the last couple days - and will continue to be until next weekend !! this is my  last week of field mapping and sed. logging for my dissertation and i really gotta focus on that ! hopefully by the 26th i will be back to smashing out replies, until  then thank you for your patience babs !!

#.mobile. #.tbt #.ooc #reminder that I'm on a mini hiatus until Saturday!!

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.OKAY so, i’ve been a bit absent the last couple days - and will continue to be until next weekend !! this is my  last week of field mapping and sed. logging for my dissertation and i really gotta focus on that ! hopefully by the 26th i will be back to smashing out replies, until  then thank you for your patience babs !!

#; ( █ ▌❝ wobble my webs and call me shaky! ( ooc ) #mini-hiatus warning lmao

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.I hit 500 last night and I'm actually blown away i love you all !!!

#.tbt #.mobile. #Will probably do some kind of #cute follow forever thing at some point LMAO bless u

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bokunoarmin:

psa

like

if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me

pls do it

i’m not cool or popular

i’m a sad lonely meme

#; ( █ ▌❝ wobble my webs and call me shaky! ( ooc ) #me #honestly come yell at me in ims

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.my queues run out lmao so if you haven't had what I owe you yet it's still in my drafts!! currently binging smallville with my girl so I'll get on them tomorrow!!!

#.tbt #.mobile. #.ooc

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send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

aggressive/angry kiss

all over kiss

back kiss

cheek kiss

firm kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

french kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

jawline kiss

last kiss

neck kiss

rain kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

stomach kiss

underwater kiss

upside down kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Hot, Steamy kiss

Forced Kiss

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Romantic Kiss

Eyelid Kiss

Collarbone Kiss

Chest/Breast Kiss

Kiss Along the Hips

Navel Kiss

Goofy Kiss

Forceful Kiss

Reunion Kiss

Then there’s tongue

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

#; ( █ ▌❝ your friendly neighbourhood spider-man! ( queue ) #; ( █ ▌❝ this is obnoxious even for me ( memes )

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he's just gonna quietly wrap his arms around peter and give him the smallest of kisses on his neck " you're the best, you know that?"

                    spidey-senses warn him of incoming, but since it’s only an over affectionate harry he doesn’t shift away, ( sways into the backward hug ; cheeks dimpling with his smile )     ❝ UH, when is that ever in question ? i’m the greatest, i’m just glad you’ve come to see the awesomeness that is peter parker. ❞  teasing of course ------ hand coming up to ruffle through harry’s hair playfully. yeah, he could get USED to this.

#; ( █ ▌❝ so what’s your story sweet cheeks? ( answered ) #almostgoblin #bless this #calmly needs a shipverse tag #for them #; ( █ ▌❝ I think it’s time we professed our secret love for each other ( harry/peter )

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10 [finger guns]

sfw meme // accepting // @withtunes

               he’s not taking the protesting to heart ( ‘cause who DOESN’T want some peter parker loving ? no one that’s who ), easily avoids the pushing and shoving miles dishes out. sure, he catches a palm to the face, feels his cheek squish into the pressure of it, but nothing stops a parker when they’re determined !!     ❝ stay still dude ! i just wanna show you how grateful i am for the help ------ JEEZ, acting like i’m trying to kill you or something. ❞    an opening, and he’s in and out, quick as a thief, plants an over the top smooch to his friend’s cheek. that wasn’t so bad, was it ?

#withtunes #; ( █ ▌❝ so what’s your story sweet cheeks? ( answered )

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8 / drake !

sfw meme // accepting // @flawedlights { drake }

                yeah, he’s sweaty and tired ---- the training room leaving some serious aches and complaints in his muscles, but there’s nothing like a good old fashioned fooling around to CURE that. barely waits for drake to close the door, before peter’s smile becomes more devious ( laughs at the look of playful outrage on the other’s face ; muffles the protests with a quick kiss, swallows the sound ). hands under drake’s shirt, fingers finding all the ticklish spots with a vengeance,    ❝ i’m sorry, i can’t HEAR you over how great i am. ❞

#; ( █ ▌❝ so what’s your story sweet cheeks? ( answered ) #flawedlights #; ( █ ▌❝ the shadows are calling us out ( v. private ) #i lov

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13 / sam !

sfw meme // accepting // @flawedlights { sam }

                               ❝ aren’t we the cutest ? BUT okay,  now i’ve got your slobber all over my nose, like a dog or something ------ gross man. ❞  but he’s laughing, even as he swipes at his nose with a sleeve, retaliation clear in his head. grabs sam’s face, palms SQUISHING in his boyfriend’s cheeks and holding him still ( plants an overly wet kiss to his forehead ; his eyebrow ; the corner of his mouth ).    ❝ there, now we’re EVEN. ❞

#flawedlights #; ( █ ▌❝ so what’s your story sweet cheeks? ( answered ) #; ( █ ▌❝ fire and gold in our eyes ( v. flawedlights )

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dohertyinc-archive:

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didn’t really know each other before now

#; ( █ ▌❝ I’d trade the whole spider-man bit for a rocking chair and reader’s digest ( wishlist ) #my wishlist tag doesnt work tho lmao #i fucking haTE