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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

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clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.

"Clark,

I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.

May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.

Regards, Damian"

bruce actually laughs when clark shows him.

#dc reblog 2 #oh my GOD #the green K 😰😰🙏

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Today's take:

I think aestheitc wise Jason with the autopsy scars is cool and all. But since Bruce knew how he died he never would of had it needed an autopsy nor would they bother to preform on so I'd like to give the subtle but eerie alternative.

Jason Todd with scars made from the embalming process. (So one on his stomach and one or two on his neck) it's subtle you wouldn't think much of it unless you know that process and know he died. Or unless he said. It'd be kinda creepy but interesting.

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"you forget that i know you," dick murmurs, his slim fingers stroking the side of your head.

you'd been cranky at him for getting a little too friendly for your liking with some superficial socialite at a Wayne Ball (™️, perchance), tugging him away by the bicep the moment you caught sight of him. "hey, hey, what's up?" he had chuckled, grinning somewhat annoyingly at the pout that had formed on your lips. "you know, dick." you huffed, and he laughed. laughed. what a jerk.

"you know we need to be socialising and networking. or...I need to at least." dick said with a kind smile as he gently steered the two of you out of the ballroom, and down the corridor a bit. "hmph," you fiddled with your engagement ring, rotating it, "i can't help when i feel icky about it.". the man let out another laugh, softer this time, "jealous, baby. jealous."

hours later, your jealousy had waned, but you're enjoying the special treatment he's been giving you. you and dick are curled up on the couch, your legs over his lap while he strokes the side of your head. you scoff, "and what's that supposed to mean?" "it means I know you're not still grumpy at me." dick smiles sweetly at you. "not really at least." he adds, kissing the top of your head. "whatever, now keep being all sweet to me." you wrap your arms around his free one, feeling the chuckle he lets out rumble throughout his body.

"but im always sweet to you."

#°○☆spectr3inl0ve #monty loves dc #i didnt know how to end this waaahh #dick grayson headcanon #dick grayson x you #dick grayson imagine #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson x y/n #dick grayson x gn!reader #dick grayson x female!reader #jason todd x reader #bruce wayne x reader

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Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:

Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--

Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."

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Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*

Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."

Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."

Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.

#dc reblog

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Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*

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Nah because like? I love Arkham Knight Jason. I love him. I love his anger, his snark, his intelligence not being compromised, his skill not being diminished! I loved seeing it, I loved watching him overpower and outsmart Bruce, loved seeing him put actual pressure on the bat, and the fact that it actually stressed Bruce out a lot more than scarecrow did in that series? With the literal whole of Gotham on the line?? Immaculate.

I can't express accurately just how much that scratches a very specific itch in my brain.

(Also his look Deliberately Mocking Batman?? Beautiful. Absolutely glorious.)

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bruce wayne and his controversially young gf but jason jokingly calls bruce 'cradle robber' and unknowingly makes him upset!!! bruce and reader uncomfortably laugh it off while babs scolds jason!! like poor brucie genuinely is enamoured by reader but is filled w sm guilt over the age gap and jason isn't helping :((

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hiii im still taking asks for cradle robber!bruce wayne or just bruce wayne in general, as well as dick grayson, jason todd and maybeeee the other batkids?? but for them please stick to platonic!

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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I'm back

#dc reblog 2 #this was def the topic of his next televised interview

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dick grayson gets HOOKED on those stupid mobile games or quick-play games of the month.

he's played thousands of levels of candy crush, word cookies, and minion rush respectively. you'd look over and see him on his phone, assuming he's doing something important, chasing up a case, responding to emails, etc. no, he's playing angry birds.

he REFUSES to spend money on any of the games (if he did, well that's a steep slope.), so it's one in the morning on a night off, and jason's phone is blowing up because dick's BEGGING him to download a game he's been playing, so he can get free lives. he does it to babs too, she's just better at ignoring it.

it's like that one episode of south park where kyle's gone crazy over a computer game and is begging stan to download it, so he can benefit over the friend perks he gets.

he's actually insane about it. he got a nintendo switch for christmas one year (which EVERYONE uses for mariokart) and the only games of his on there are suika game and mini golf.

jason and tim spend so much time wondering why he is the way he is, why he insists on playing the stupidest, least enriching games ever. (they're both seasoned gamers, and his gaming antics annoy them both IMMENSELY)

don't even get me started on when he discovers roblox, courtesy of damian.

#watch him grind for HOURS on bee swarm simulator #dc reblog 2

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#dc reblog 2

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And here he is bringing that fuck ass dog wherever he goes 😭

LOOK 😭😭

#dc reblog 2 #the sillies

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I don't know why, but I just randomly remembered that time when Damian Wayne had superpowers.

Also, because of this, I was reminded of this moment from the same issue, when he wakes Bruce up.

#dc reblog 2

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he's very helpful

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