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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

😶

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The one and only American sport the Jedi would absolutely play to death is baseball. Patience... precision... being quick when you need to be... hitting projectiles with a big bat...

Ofc they would also introduce fucked up new rules. Three pitchers at once and they can freely choose where to pitch from. Fuck you. Now take ur bat and have fun xoxo

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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#i have been given freshly drawn human blood (not mine) #(for science purposes) #and they do make you sign a form saying you won't drink it #anyway #bloodborne pathogen training took any desire out of me #also that's a lot of blood to consume

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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

#best way would probably be to coat the walls + ceiling + floor of a corridor #encourage a cube to go down it #and then wait for the dye to incorporate #or digestible dye packs??? #gonna clone a gfp expressing cube + shine a light at it

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exiles

#tlhod

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POLL: definite article in referring to numbered highways

i realize there is a distinct norcal/socal split re: "the" but there r limited answer options here. sorry for balling you guys together. sorry also for all non coastal usa states

for the purposes of this poll i guess hawai'i and alaska are both sort of west coast

#IT'S I-95 OR 95 YOU HEATHENS

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#friend on the dash :)

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Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

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Customer: IT’S MY CAR IT’S A CTS-V WITH A CORVETTE MOTOR SO IT’S MY LOGO OR BRAND IN A WAY DMV: LIKE BLOW JOB BUT VAGINA JOB Verdict: DENIED

#nsfw I GUESS??? #vagina job............

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: “I GET LUCKY” SEX WISE? Verdict: DENIED

#SEX WISE? #yes i have much sex wisdom

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Customer: MY DADS INITIALS. DMV: LOOKS LIKE I PEE FOREVER, OBSCENE Verdict: DENIED

#LET THEM PISS!!!

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Fifteen days of FATT - Departure

Can you really make it all the way to the end, brnine, without looking back once?

#fatt #palisade

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harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

#disco elysium

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last modified 2007-11-28 09:30:49

#neopets #oh FUCK yeah

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every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution

#cal

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sygol framed poll (handle with care), 2024 mixed media on tumblr post