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Bangarang by Skrillex being mixed with BBH’s Muffin was not on my Tubbathon bingo card but goddamn I’m glad it happened

#tubbo #tubbathon #no for real that was such a good remix #she an angel like a foodcake #got a halo and I’m looking like a food cake #if you know you know you know? #that had no business being as good as it was #I hope someone clips it so Bad can see it

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GUYSSSSSSS WAHT THE HELL

#qsmp #I’M SOFT #MI NIÑA

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MY SON

#qsmp #HE’S HERE

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im so excited for my babies to be back but dear god i hope this means something good for the behind the scenes

#qsmp #saaaaammeeeeeeeeeee #I am so happy and also so very cautious

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okay but fr hearing the flute makes me want to fucking cry FUCK

#qsmp #I am crying. #this is fine. I am fine. #I am not actually fine. #(trusting that the admins are actually getting paid or they wouldn’t be back) #(still cautious. but absolutely delighted)

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TALLULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#qsmp #qsmp tallulah #ARE YOU BEING PAID??????? #IM SO HAPPY #AND SO FUCKING WARY OF WHY YOURE BACK

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I would like to thank not only god but also my brain for allowing me to finish my final grad school paper in time to watch Phil’s qsmp stream

#qsmp #qsmp philza #no idea what’s happening #I hope to fuck this means they’re fixing the situation with the admins #my heart is beating so fast right now #but that also might just be the immense amount of caffeine in my system

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The amount of times I’ve been talking with adult coworkers and respond to something they say like I would to a young student is incredible.

Coworker: *drops something on the floor*

Me: Wu-oh! Do you want help, bud?

Coworker: ……………

Me: ………..

Me: You saw nothing…

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

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OH???????

(it's from QSMP Info on YT btw!)

#qsmp #…….ok…???? #we’re a few months off from summer #so I’m not sure what they mean by ‘soon’ #beach episode???? #pretty please???

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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don’t ask me what fallout is about i just think they’re neat

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One thing I love about Bad's lore, and the reason why I watch every stream for like 6 months I think, is the subtle RP. Like, this is going to sound odd but every lore hint fascinates me to no end because it's like playing mind games.

Bad would give his audience the slightest of hints- whether it's in his builds or the things he says, but he keeps most of it a secret until it's time to properly reveal it. And even if you're just a casual watcher, you'll still be left wondering and thinking what the fuck it all means. He said it a few streams ago, that the best stories will always leave you with more questions with every hint dropped, and I personally have to agree. That's why I found the soul vultures arc so satisfying and cathartic because it was hinted at for MONTHS and it was tied up in such a good devastating tragedy.

It's not necessarily the story, but it's the progression of it that's got me so hooked, and honestly, the theorist and storyteller in me really appreciates that :D

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #this this this this this this #that’s why I loved Bad’s death arc as much as it devastated me #he could have just let it fade away unanswered #but he DIDN’T #he FINISHED it and it MADE SENSE in the context of the broader story!!!! #like it’s crazy to me how good at rp and lore he is #and how often it goes unremarked/unnoticed by clip and highlight channels #I almost never see stuff from his streams unless he’s with another streamer #which like their loss you know? #anyway Bad understands the assignment when it comes to storytelling and writing #can’t wait to see how he rips my heart out next

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[After Fit gives Shane a pepper, a gift he finally likes]

Fit: ...Still only one heart. You know- you know what– I try, I try to be so nice, I try to be so nice, and I just– I make no progress. I just make no progress.

Fit: [Reading chat] "What happened to baby steps?" THAT'S NOT A REAL PERSON! I'm trying to speedrun this!

#fitmc #fitmc liveblogging #yeah ok bald man #I see you #gayass /pos

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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)

"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"

"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

"Bad, take your shirt off"

"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"

"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"

"I need my gay support slug"

"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"

"My sexuality is wario"

"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"

“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”

"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

#fitmc tag #GOD THANK YOU #posts that would irl kill fit’s 2b2t viewers

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Fit, why. Why would you bring up pineapple in that context. I hate this.

#fitmc #fitmc liveblogging #there are days I wish I didn’t understand English #this is one of those days

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"I am crazy and sexually ambiguous enough to do it!" FitMC with the banger quotes today

#fitmc #I???????? #Hello???????? #not to be parasocial but sir??